Time's Up, Einstein

[Primrose]

;D Too much excitement :)

[ronjor]

No wonder the Follywood News is always late. :D

[bigc73542]

coming or going?
http://home.tiscali.be/cartoo/RealA/funny%20car.jpg

[Devilin]

-{ Quote: "So far scientist haven't and can't OBSERVE everything, so what have they missed?!?
" }-

Opppsss - scientists can observe stuff.although on a quantum level they can't observe without affecting the thing there observing ( Eisenberg )

A. ball falls and bounces in a relatively predictable way.Classic Physics.a particle falls and bounces in a unpredictable way.quantum Physics. assuming it reaches the bounce stage.usually it transforms itself into another particle and disappears

Einstein last and unfinished theory tried combining Classic and quantum.the theory of everything.

I'm currently working on a solution myself. \

Physics is one of my passions. E=MC2 is the most widely recognized Physics things.although most people don't know what it actually means.

E stands for energy MC stands for M. mass/ speed of light C. constant. 2 squared mass = energy squared using light as a constant

If you observea nuclear bomb going bang your watching a particle of matter being converted back into the energy required to create it.which gives you an idea of how big the big bang actually was. assuming you can imagine how much mass there is in the universe = quite a lot.more than you could put in the back of the largest s.u.v ever inverted.although advertisers would try to convince you otherwise

[ronjor]

Doppler effect explained. :D

http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/sound/imgsou/dopp.gif

[Primrose]

Well just don't try to pass gas in a moving train and try to blame the conductor sleeping in the caboose with all them diagrams ;D ..The Engineer knows who tried to blow the whistle and so does Einstein. ;D

[Marja]

Finally some real life sense in this thread! :P

[Marja]

Devilin, we would all like to help solve your physics problem, just let us know - we aim to serve here! ;D

[Marja]

Sometimes just looking at another type of problem can really give you some insight.......

[Devilin]

-{ Quote: "Devilin, we would all like to help solve your physics problem, just let us know - we aim to serve here! ;D" }-

The shape of the universe is buging me. Space/time curved but into what shape?

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "The shape of the universe is buging me. Space/time curved but into what shape?" }-


A Moibus with past on one side and future on the other with no present..since none of us are really here just then..but rather ever expanding.


http://www.jadecat.com/graphics/contest/chb.html

[ronjor]

What is the shape of the universe?

-{ Quote: "I have read most of the popularizations of physics and astronomy Hawkings, Weinberg, ect. The big bang is often explained using the image of a two dimensional universe (surface of a balloon) expanding in three dimensions. I read once that our universe is a "three dimension surface of a four dimensional balloon" or maybe orange, I don't recall for sure. Is this correct? I realize that 4 and up dimensional spaces can be described mathematically although we can't really imagine them. To the extent possible, I would like to know the "shape" of the universe.
Most astronomers would like to know the shape of the universe too! There are three general possibilities. First, like your balloon, the universe might have what we call positive curvature, like a sphere. In this case, which we call a "closed" universe, the universe would be finite in size but without a boundary, just like the balloon. In a closed universe, you could, in principle, fly a spaceship far enough in one direction and get back to where you started from. Closed universes are also closed in time: they eventually stop expanding, then contract in a "Big Crunch." All the geometry that is true on a sphere is also true in a closed unvierse: parallel lines eventually converge (e.g. longitude lines are parallel at the equator, but converge at the poles), large triangles have more than 180 degrees, etc. The second possibility is that the universe is flat. This kind of universe you can imagine by cutting out a piece of your baloon material and stretching it with your hands. The surface of the material is flat, not curved, but you can expand and contract it by tugging on either end. Flat universes are infinite in spatial extent, and have no boundaries. Parallel lines are always parallel and triangles always have 180 degrees. Flat universes expand forever, but the expansion rate approaches zero. Finally, the universe might be "open," or have negative curvature. Such universes are sort of saddle-shaped. They are also infinite and unbounded. Parellel lines eventually diverge, and triangles have less than 180 degrees. Open universes expand forever, with the expansion rate never approaching zero. What determines the shape of the universe is its density (and the Cosmological Constant, a sort of anti-gravity force allowed by General Relativity). It is difficult to figure out what the density of the universe actually is, but it seems that the universe is probably flat." }-

http://curious.astro.cornell.edu/question.php?number=62

[Primrose]

YUp that is why I am sitting on my Moibus :)

[ronjor]

The Best Way To Travel

And you can fly
High as a kite if you want to,
Faster than light if you want to.
Speeding through the universe,
Thinking is the best way to travel.

It's all a dream,
Light passing by on the screen,
And there's you and I on the beam.
Speeding through the universe,
Thinking is the best way to travel.

We ride the waves,
Distance is gone, will we find out
How life began, will we find out?
Speeding through the universe,
Thinking is the best way to travel.

And you can fly
High as a kite if you want to,
Faster than light if you want to.
Speeding through the universe,
Thinking is the best way to travel.

Moody Blues

[wildaries]

albert was wrong but then again it was his wife that should been on that nobel prize.
too bad we never know for sure.
E=MC2 :o

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "albert was wrong but then again it was his wife that should been on that nobel prize.
too bad we never know for sure.
E=MC2 :o" }-


Welcome to the forum ;D

Hope you voted back then.. I did...Three TIMES A LADY :lurking:


http://physicsweb.org/articles/world/17/4/2/1


http://www.pbs.org/opb/einsteinswife/science/1905.htm

[Marja]

.....women just know these things???.........

[Devilin]

Marja's mmmmmmmmmm chicken crossing the road. That look's like the cat in the box Physics problem. poor cat

I'm sure Primrose.will do the website thing ;D

[Marja]

BUT OF COURSE! WE ARE FOLLOWING OUR FOOTSTEPS! RIGHT NOW, RONJOR! LOL!!

[bigc73542]

http://www.rpi.edu/~caporl/APA99_files/4%20scales%20of%20time.GIF

[Marja]

.....;D

[Marja]

Do those scientists know how to have a good time or WHAT!! LOL!

[bigc73542]

http://www.nwcreation.net/images/comics/AEmissedtheboat.gif

[ronjor]

http://www.telenovidades.com.br/relogio%20ferrari%20time%20zones%20grande.jpg

Confused?

[bigc73542]

http://www.chronoswiss.com/ger/images/3200/zoom/chronometer-chrono.jpg

[Marja]

ON THAT NOTE! I think I will see if Primrose is taking passengers on the Mobius, we can cruise the Strip or somethin! ;D

[Marja]

HEY THAT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THERE!! IT'S THAT TIME-CONDOMINIUM THING AGAIN!

WOW! THESE ARE POWERFUL BOOTS!! :o :o

[bigc73542]

http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/relative-thumb.gif

[ronjor]

http://www.upscale.utoronto.ca/GeneralInterest/Harrison/SpecRel/Images/bragdon.gif

[Marja]

I TELL YA, IT LOOKS LIKE SCIENCE IS JUST ONE HUGE PARTY!!

WHERE DID WE GO WRONG, BIGC??

[ronjor]

http://www.slimy.com/~steuard/research/MITClub2004/jpgs/slide06.jpg

[ronjor]

http://www.quantonics.com/Quantonics%20Site%20GIFs/Einstein_Minkowski_Space_Time_Diagram.gif

[bigc73542]

http://heasarc.gsfc.nasa.gov/Images/heasarc/missions/1960-1975.gif

[bigc73542]

Time warp
http://members.iinet.net.au/~swire/images/time_warp_seditor.gif

[ronjor]

Black Hole

http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/pickover/embed.jpg

[ronjor]

http://home.cwru.edu/~sjr16/media/stars_blackhole_anatomy.jpg

[ronjor]

http://nrumiano.free.fr/Images/lightcones_E.gif

[bigc73542]

Black hole
http://www.spacetelescope.org/images/screen/heic0409a.jpg

[Devilin]

I can't post pics :( (http://devilins-fan-club.com/wallpaper/the%20last%20light%20(devilin%20art%A9%20copyright).jpg)

[Marja]

Sorry you can't post your pics, Devilin, because of the copyright? Seems since it's YOUR copyright - couldn't you??


Anyway, that is a very far out pic! Like it!


Thanks for giving us a peek! :D

Marja8)

[Primrose]

One more time for Devilin ;D

[Devilin]

Opps my mistake Dohh! clicked the wrong button.here's another space pick I made.no mistakes this time :D

[ronjor]

Any questions?

http://www.innopro.de/maxwellmindmap.gif

[Marja]

NO! DO YOU??!!

[bigc73542]

http://www.bmo.physik.uni-muenchen.de/~wwwriedle/projects/esipt_wavepacket_dynamics/hbt_kurve_interpretation.gif

[Cochise]

Sorry Marja, what was that Equation again?, I was tying my shoe-lace and kind of lost track of time............ ;D


Cochise, 8)

[Primrose]

Time for the Particle Adventure

http://pdg.lbl.gov/quarkdance/

http://particleadventure.org/particleadventure/


http://physics.gmu.edu/~e-physics/bob/c.htm

[ronjor]

Okay. Let's start over. :D

http://www.ph.utexas.edu/~sps/survival/division.jpg

[bigc73542]

http://aipcongress2005.anu.edu.au/Time_warp3.2_1001.png

[Devilin]

The bigc73542 pic.well the background.is an image from a bubble tank.when a scientist realized while looking at the bubbles created by the beer he was drinking.could if refined be useful in tracking the motion of particles.the world's greatest discovery.=beer ;D

[Primrose]

Einstein flip



Was Einstein a Space Alien?

http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2005/23mar_spacealien.htm?list1209919

Albert Einstien Arcieve on line

http://www.alberteinstein.info/


http://www.albert-einstein.org/


http://www.aip.org/history/einstein/

[ronjor]

http://www.randi.org/images/041103-Einstein.jpg

[beetlejuice]

After very carefully studing this thread, I (as an amateur scientist) have come to the only obvious conclusion.

You all have way too much time on your hands.

[ronjor]

As a garbologist, I understand your viewpoint. ;D

[Devilin]

ronjor C. Universal constant / speed of light.was only the closest thing to a constant scientists could come up with at the time.pardon the pun
A. more accurate concept of a universal constant would be D=T2.death equals taxes squared. 8)

Primrose.Einstein wasn't that bright.in comparison with Newton.ok Newton was also as mad as A. Fish.but his insights into the working of the universe were truly out of this world ;D .and Newton invented gravity.without which we'd all be floating around weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Primrose]

Newton did the gravity thing ??? Are you sure ? ronjor told me there as no such thing as the Center of gravity.

[bigc73542]

http://vampire.ravenloft.net/~silver/center.gif

[Primrose]

Oh that Center ;D Isn't that the one in Belgium that makes anti-gravity beer that taste like dishwater ? :P


Anti-bubbles in Beer from Belgium
By: Joe Andersen -- Physics.About.com

"Physicists from Belgium have published a theory that explains the formation and movement of anti-bubbles. Anti-bubbles are the exact opposite of regular bubbles: where bubbles are thin surface of fluid in air surrounding a pocket of air, an anti-bubble is a thin surface of air in fluid surrounding a pocket of fluid.
Although first observed and studied almost a century ago, no one until now has been able to determine how they form.
They also observed anti-bubbles in Flemish beer, proving that the beer from Belgium is almost, but not quite, the same as dishwater."


Joe Andersen -- Physics.About.com Guide
learn how to make anti-bubbles in your kitchen with soapy water --


http://physics.about.com/cs/bubles/a/antibubbles.htm

[ronjor]

Speaking of fizz

http://vanderbiltowc.wellsource.com/dh_images/content978_fuzzycheese2.gif

http://vanderbiltowc.wellsource.com/dh/content.asp?ID=744

Einstein would be proud. :D

[bigc73542]

http://www.blogula-rasa.com/images/getfuzzy0829x.jpg

[Devilin]

1) Water

2) Clear bowl or tank

3) Dishwashing liquid/detergent

4) Beaker, jug or squirt bottle (tomato sauce or mustard bottles tend to work well)

What to do

1) Fill the clear bowl to the very brim with water with a few squeezes of washing-up liquid in it)

2) Keep some more of this liquid in the jug for the next step

3) Gently pour (or squirt) the liquid from the jug (or bottle) onto the surface of the bowl.

4) Watch beneath the surface as you pour and vary the speed at which you pour. If you are using a squirt bottle, you can also vary the angle you squirt at.

; 5) When you find the right speed, you will see antibubbles form as the stream of water breaks up beneath the surface.

6) You can now watch these antibubbles move and sink downwards and they will eventually burst.
http://physics.about.com/cs/chemphysexp/a/antibubbles.htm

Newton.for every action there must be an equal and opposite reaction. bubble antibubbles. time antitime.gravity antigravity.me antime (Devilin has just disappeared in a puff of logic )

[Devilin]

Primrose ? singularity

[Cochise]

-{ Quote: "ronjor C. Universal constant / speed of light.was only the closest thing to a constant scientists could come up with at the time.pardon the pun
A. more accurate concept of a universal constant would be D=T2.death equals taxes squared. 8)

Primrose.Einstein wasn't that bright.in comparison with Newton.ok Newton was also as mad as A. Fish.but his insights into the working of the universe were truly out of this world ;D .and Newton invented gravity.without which we'd all be floating around weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" }-

If Newton 'INVENTED' Gravity why didn't he, and everyone else fall off the World before he thought of it....answer me that?.....I'am now holding you all in an ancient Chinese throat grip using only my infinite knowledge embedded in my knee, that prevents you uttering any kind of cogent response.


CoCogentchise, 8) (Master of the Oblivious).

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Primrose ? singularity" }-


Many physicists believe that gravitational singularities are "unphysical", meaning that general relativity ultimately ceases to be an accurate description of gravity somewhere in the vicinity of what would otherwise be a singularity. It is generally assumed that a theory of quantum gravity - a theory that unifies general relativity with quantum mechanics - will provide a better description of what actually occurs where general relativity predicts a singularity. However, as of 2005, no theory of quantum gravity has been experimentally confirmed.

I have only experience that one time. :lurking: I was driving out to see ronjor on Route10. It was the middle of the night and the people from Area 51 were returning a MOO MOO that would not give milk. That was the same day Newton let his patent expire on Gravity and no one was sure how it was all going to end up.

:'(

[bigc73542]

http://www.armory.com/~turkiye/humor/gravity.gif

[bigc73542]

Anti gravity
http://www.funny-city.com/photos/images/0453.jpg

[Devilin]

-{ Quote: "If Newton 'INVENTED' Gravity why didn't he, and everyone else fall off the World before he thought of it....answer me that?.....I'am now holding you all in an ancient Chinese throat grip using only my infinite knowledge embedded in my knee, that prevents you uttering any kind of cogent response.


CoCogentchise, 8) (Master of the Oblivious)." }-

Centrifugal force ;D of course

[Devilin]

Primrose I'm not entirely convinced about the concept of a singularity.but in a massive gravity well like a black hole.you would have a pretty central gravity point.Space Time stretched to its absolute extreme.very much like the point of a cone giving a defined point of everything.

[Cochise]

Centrifugal Force throws things outwards......Earth spinning at over a 1000 miles per hour!!??.......that means that Newton would have had to have his boots firmly nailed to something big....... ;D ;D ;D

Ergo.....Centrifugal Force, no go.....

Now if you take into account Centri'Google' Force, you may have something there.... ;D

What was the question again Ron?....I wasn't paying attention.......


Cochise, 8)

[Primrose]

In the case of circular motion: as the centripetal force is causing deviation from moving in a straight line inertia is manifesting itself, but it does not prevent the centripetal force from maintaining the circular motion.

When examining the effects of rotation from the perspective of an observer rotating along with the system, the action of the centripetal force shows up as an apparent force term acting in a direction radially away from the center of rotation, and this is the manifestation of the centrifugal force. This term is often called a "fictitious force" because it is actually a manifestation of inertia which only appears as a radially outward force when observing the system from within a rotating reference frame, whereas from a non-rotating frame it is simply observed as the centripetal force producing a circular motion.


centripetal force and centrifugal force
centripetal force and centrifugal force, action-reaction force pair associated with circular motion. According to Newton's first law of motion, a moving body travels along a straight path with constant speed (i.e., has constant velocity) unless it is acted on by an outside force. For circular motion to occur there must be a constant force acting on a body, pushing it toward the center of the circular path. This force is the centripetal (“center-seeking”) force. For a planet orbiting the sun, the force is gravitational; for an object twirled on a string, the force is mechanical; for an electron orbiting an atom, it is electrical.
http://www.infoplease.com/ce6/sci/A0811114.html

For Cats and Dogs it is longtails; For Microsoft it is Longhorn, For Ben Franklin it was shortkitetail, For Cochise it is shortsmokesignal of the OE and for ME it is the "fictitious force" tool bar in MS Word that circulates all the time.

:P

[big ed]

Hi People,

I have read w/great interest most of the posts here. I totally agree w/all of the statements and mis-statements offered. As I am sure that all of you have many more comic books to get your facts from than I do I plead for your expertise.

If someone is mooning out the window of an auto traveling @ 80mph (or a bunch more kph) would a silent fart stink?

I am confident that one of you stalwarts will rise to the occasion!

Sniff on, big ed

[Cochise]

Lo big ed,

Welcome Home.....

Just so that you can rest easy in your quandary...YES IT WOULD.....it comes under the same category of the tree falling in the Forest, if there is nobody there to see it fall, would it still make a noise.....YES IT WOULD.......although, with regard to your question, and depending on the velocity attained, at the moment of the release of the said F++t, whether it be silent or not, according to Newton it would still be affected by the 'Doppler' syndromic equation, which simply means that people sleeping peacefully in their beds in that particular neighbourhood, would be suddenly awakened by a smell totally unknown to them, causing probable major panic.


Cochise, 8)

[bigc73542]

http://members.surfeu.fi/tosso/andratvill/andra2/full%20fart%20js.jpg

[bigc73542]

http://kesavinchi.typepad.com/kesavinchi_stripped/images/photo.jpg

[ronjor]

http://www.swingoutsister.com/ubb/graemlins/stayontopic.png :D

[BeetleBoss]

http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif...http://www.castlefm.net/sm/std/lol.gif...http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif...http://www.castlefm.net/sm/std/lol.gif...http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif...http://www.castlefm.net/sm/std/lol.gif

You guys are too goofy!!

[big ed]

Hey Chise,

Well, ole sod, that answer stunk! Nay, but it is not for me to quarrel w/Simon Templa...err...Doppler's Quantum thingy. Now that another of Life's mysteries has been debunked or bunked (I'm never quite sure), I can now concentrate my energy on proving that the Earth is neither flat nor round but kinda pointy.

Uh...the following two posts by Big C were right on the nose. Pity (phew)!

Play on, big ed

[Primrose]

Only if it was categorized as an SBD..Silent but Deadly
Professor Dingleberry in his theory of Particle Physics set the standard one day while working in the lab with a busen burner flame..he acheived 160MPM of verticle flight and claims he did not smell a thing for 3 days.

Services :'( for his lab assistant were held while he was gone.

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif...http://www.castlefm.net/sm/std/lol.gif...http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif...http://www.castlefm.net/sm/std/lol.gif...http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif...http://www.castlefm.net/sm/std/lol.gif

You guys are too goofy!!" }-

Naw!! I'm Daffy......the other people are Goofy!

Yup..yup...yup,big ed

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Only if it was categorized as an SBD..Silent but Deadly
Professor Dingleberry in his theory of Particle Physics set the standard one day while working in the lab with a busen burner flame..he acheived 160MPM of verticle flight and claims he did not smell a thing for 3 days.

Services :'( for his lab assistant were held while he was gone." }-

Ah yes, good old Prof. Dingleberry. He and I went to different schools together. Mother Fletcher's Finishing School I believe it was. Well, here is the skinny. After Al Einstein published his Relativity paper his relatives were incensed enough to try to have him committed. Prof. Dingleberry, with an able assist from the CIA and MI5 ( they were a lot better in those days), interceded in the affair widely known as "Als well that ends well" and fixed Al up w/Mrs. Fletcher. They had 11 male offspring that recently appeared for Liverpool in the Champions League Cup match. Makes sense to me..........


Play on, big ed

[bigc73542]

........

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Ah yes, good old Prof. Dingleberry. He and I went to different schools together. Mother Fletcher's Finishing School I believe it was. Well, here is the skinny. After Al Einstein published his Relativity paper his relatives were incensed enough to try to have him committed. Prof. Dingleberry, with an able assist from the CIA and MI5 ( they were a lot better in those days), interceded in the affair widely known as "Als well that ends well" and fixed Al up w/Mrs. Fletcher. They had 11 male offspring that recently appeared for Liverpool in the Champions League Cup match. Makes sense to me..........


Play on, big ed" }-

Ah yes, Al's 11 Liverpool offsprings who "cut the mustard" rather than "pass the Mustard" in the great Grey Poupon with Milan. It all started around 1894 When Einstien spent a year with his parents in Milan also working for MI5 and begun to develop his theory on UEFA (Unified Energy Field Assassination). He determined there is a unique fifth place particle unknown to Science at the time.

A second paper ("Motion of Suspended Groin Particles in the Kinetic Theory") provided a mathematical explanation of Harry "Brownian" Kewell motion. The most famous paper "On the Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies" introduced the Special Theory of Relativity (Einstein later used Special to denote the case of uniformed Liverpool player motion, in which only inertial flames of reference are involved).

[ronjor]

http://cas.bellarmine.edu/tietjen/Resources/bellardiscl.gif ;D :lurking:

[ronjor]

http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/1/3/6/4/13648/13648-h/images/bookcovers/book3.gif

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Ah yes, Al's 11 Liverpool offsprings who "cut the mustard" rather than "pass the Mustard" in the great Grey Poupon with Milan. It all started around 1894 When Einstien spent a year with his parents in Milan also working for MI5 and begun to develop his theory on UEFA (Unified Energy Field Assassination). He determined there is a unique fifth place particle unknown to Science at the time.

A second paper ("Motion of Suspended Groin Particles in the Kinetic Theory") provided a mathematical explanation of Harry "Brownian" Kewell motion. The most famous paper "On the Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies" introduced the Special Theory of Relativity (Einstein later used Special to denote the case of uniformed Liverpool player motion, in which only inertial flames of reference are involved)." }-

Yea verily, did the "Reds" poup on Milan. The only math that HB Kewell is interested in is how many $$$ he can squeeze out of Gary Linneker for exposing him as a nincompoop (eg: more poup).

It is interesting to note that Prof Dingleberry plies his trade in Australia. It seems that there are quite a few Dingleber.....err...fine lads from that part of the Planet who frequent 10F.

The last paper mentioned was, as you well know, written on toilet tissue. It was lost during the last great shortage period known as the "Royal Flush"

If I am going too fast for you to read this; I'll type slower next time!

Play on, big ed

[ronjor]

http://www.dalemorris.net/Theatre%20Home%20Pages/Coronado%20Pavillion/Ten%20Little%20Indians/PatrickHubbard.jpg

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "http://www.dalemorris.net/Theatre%20Home%20Pages/Coronado%20Pavillion/Ten%20Little%20Indians/PatrickHubbard.jpg" }-

Uh Ron,

Correct me if I am wrong but is that a photo of Grandpa from the award winning TV show "My Three Sons"?

Play on, big ed

PS .... Your mustache is crooked!

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "Correct me if I am wrong but is that a photo of Grandpa from the award winning TV show "My Three Sons"?" }-

I dunno. :D Guessing I would say no. http://www.coronadoplayhouse.com/indians/bio-pages/hubbard.html

-{ Quote: "Your mustache is crooked!" }-

I shaved it to confuse the Federales. ;D

http://www.nic-inc.com/pics/patches/e140.jpg

[BeetleBoss]

-{ Quote: "Uh Ron,

Correct me if I am wrong but is that a photo of Grandpa from the award winning TV show "My Three Sons"?

Play on, big ed

PS .... Your mustache is crooked!" }-
http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/THINK.GIF

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/celebrity/images/Artwork/tv-charl.jpg

[big ed]

Hey Ron,

Please convey my apologies to "Sir Larry" for my gaff.

I doubt if you have anything to fear from the "Federales". Since the Wilder's Admins sicked them onto the "Valdez Clan", they have been merrily chasing them hither, thither , and yon.

Play on, big ed

[Marja]

Mustaches are fine as long as you keep them trimmed .......otherwise you might as well join this group!

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/THINK.GIF

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/celebrity/images/Artwork/tv-charl.jpg" }-


Hey, no fair!!

I remember him with a lot more hair. In fact I remember everybody w/a lot more hair!!

Carefully combing w/a wide tooth comb, big ed

[Marja]

Yep, the authorities are still lookin for them, now using the latest in technology..........for them, anyway!

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "Mustaches are fine as long as you keep them trimmed .......otherwise you might as well join this group!" }-


Trimmed and neat.

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/m-p/moustacheboyfriend.jpg

[Marja]

GROSS! I HATE THOSE KIND! LOL!

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Mustaches are fine as long as you keep them trimmed .......otherwise you might as well join this group!" }-


Hey Marj, you are good.....you are reeeaaally goooood! How were you able to sneak a picture out of my Family Album.

Play on, big ed

[Marja]

IT'S YOUR NEIGHBORS THEY SEND THESE SURVEILLANCE PHOTOS OUT TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH.......TROUBLE IS..........YOU AREN'T ALOT OF FUN TO WATCH!?!?

YOU NEED TO BRING UP YOUR RATINGS.........DO SOMETHING!! LOL!

[Marja]

OR NOT! ;D

[ronjor]

http://www.funnyguy.com/paranoid.gif

[Marja]

That OK! Big Ed, we sent this OSO out, reinforcements ought to be here by the end of this year, we sent an SOS out but they said it scratched the paint job on the ship, this one ought to work though!

Party On!!

Marja8)

[Primrose]

By Jupiter..The Reign in Spain's Madrid was Real with gravity assist from the Sol. Newton proved if you drink a fifth of La Liga before an apple drops on your noggin' you move to the head of the class..or was that mainly on the plane..in first class. Anyway..I have personally seen assisted Space Ball floating over the Crop Circles in Everton.

Einstein's mustache never got in the way of his school work.. but he did play hookie most of the time on the golf course..using an 8 iron to Chip...his Robbie
on the greens before he lost his Mike to Ernie.

That is how he came up with the equation,

Ernie= Mike(Chip²)

[Cochise]

Although I know Why....I still find it odd that if you have a fly wanging round in your car and you accellerate to 100mph why the fly doesn't bash it's brains out on the back window.....and to just complicate the idea, if you opened a window and the fly flew out, how fast would it be going backwards and would it suffer from G forces??.....

I did prove that a flies ears are in it's wings by pulling off it's wings and then putting my mouth right next to it and shouting as loud as I could "Fly" and also clapping my hands really close to it, it took absolutely no notice whatsoever.....proof positive......


Cochise, 8)

[bigc73542]

interesting pic of an aircraft at the moment of breaking the sound barrier

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Although I know Why....I still find it odd that if you have a fly wanging round in your car and you accellerate to 100mph why the fly doesn't bash it's brains out on the back window.....and to just complicate the idea, if you opened a window and the fly flew out, how fast would it be going backwards and would it suffer from G forces??.....

I did prove that a flies ears are in it's wings by pulling off it's wings and then putting my mouth right next to it and shouting as loud as I could "Fly" and also clapping my hands really close to it, it took absolutely no notice whatsoever.....proof positive......


Cochise, 8)" }-

Well, finally someone was able to come up w/a proven fact. I just tried the above process (well, 5 tries) and it holds up. I also tried a rubber ball against a speeding train but really don't remember the results as the rebound was quite painfull. Will continue to test as many theories as possible before cashing in.

Groggy in Tuscolussa, big ed

[ronjor]

Please see the chart.

http://www.nasa.gov/centers/glenn/images/content/84564main_warp42.gif

[big ed]

Hey Ron,

Thanks for the shot of a pointy Earth. I knew it wasn't flat or round.

Play on, big ed

[big ed]

I am still wondering what a twin pair of ducks has to do with it though?

big ed

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "interesting pic of an aircraft at the moment of breaking the sound barrier" }-

Quite a bit of trick photography! It is easy to see that it was not the breaking of the sound barrier but the passing of wind whilst the co-pilot was mooning!

Play on, big ed

[bigc73542]

now that almost makes sense ;D ;) a lot more interesting. sticking his hind side out going that fast would sure chap his cheeks. :lurking:

[big ed]

Now here is an amazing true story (+ my heart)

Last week I happened to run into Al Einstein's Grandparents, Eugene and Sally Fienstein. It seems that when Al was just a lad he used to stop into his local pub in Munich every day after chores. His M. O. was to sashay up to the bar and order ein stein in such a boistrous manner that over the years things got quite blurred. Well, now you know........

Play on, big ed

PS Gene and Sal send their regards....

[Cochise]

-{ Quote: "Please see the chart.

http://www.nasa.gov/centers/glenn/images/content/84564main_warp42.gif" }-

That Chart looks a lot like the one my Consultant was working from the last time I was in Hospital......Where did you get it from?.......


Cochise, 8)

[ftwynne59]

Back to the first thread....this Groucho gem made me chuckle :

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana....


any others...???

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Back to the first thread....this Groucho gem made me chuckle :

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana....


any others...???" }-


I don't have time to calculate flies on my banana.

[ronjor]

I stay up to date watching this channel.

http://www.ufowisconsin.com/graphics/UFOshowlink.jpg

[Marja]

FINALLY AN ANSWER WE CAN LIVE WITH!


Formula: "Energy equals milk chocolate squared" E=MC2


The wireless telegraph is not difficult to

understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very

long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows

in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only

without the cat.

– Albert Einstein

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Back to the first thread....this Groucho gem made me chuckle :

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana....


any others...???" }-


I like bananas because they don't have any bones!

Play on, big ed

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "FINALLY AN ANSWER WE CAN LIVE WITH!


Formula: "Energy equals milk chocolate squared" E=MC2


The wireless telegraph is not difficult to

understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very

long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows

in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only

without the cat.

– Albert Einstein

" }-

Hey Marja,

I read this post, went elsewhere, came back and read again. Dang, If I didn't spilt me coffee. (as Large Buck would say)

Play on, big ed

[Marja]

CAT GOT YA, HUH!? LOL!

[Marja]

.....

[ronjor]

http://www.physics.smu.edu/~mccartor/html/lecture11/img006.gif

[ronjor]

http://www.physics.smu.edu/~mccartor/html/lecture11/img005.gif

[ronjor]

http://www.physics.smu.edu/~mccartor/html/lecture11/img001.gif

[Primrose]

Darn..all the time I thought it was potluck..

http://www.mydna.com/health/mental/news/resources/news/200506/news_20050617_big.html

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "http://www.physics.smu.edu/~mccartor/html/lecture11/img006.gif" }-


Ha Ron,

If you think that Space and Time are strange how would they compare to the denizens of 10F. Present company excepted, of course.

Play on, big ed

[Marja]

WERE WE SPEAKING ABOUT SPACE, THERE'S A NEW STORY JUST OUT, WE HAVE COLONIZED ANOTHER PLANET!

[Marja]

.....

[Marja]

TIMING IS EVERYTHING!!?

[bigc73542]

http://www.sadurski.com/sadurski/d22.jpg

[bigc73542]

http://www.normandcompany.com/CARTOONS/Funny_Cartoon/IMAG003A.GIF

[bigc73542]

http://www.physics.ohio-state.edu/~kagan/phy367/P367_articles/cartoons/PESTICID.gif

[Primrose]

Einstein Theorists have been under a lot of pressure lately to prove black holes really exist in Nature.


http://wildboston.com/video.php?id=412

[Marja]

they look pretty young? Kinda doubt there was beer in there - don't you? lol!

Never knew college kids to waste good beer on a lawn, at least not right away! :P

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Einstein Theorists have been under a lot of pressure lately to prove black holes really exist in Nature.


http://wildboston.com/video.php?id=412" }-


What a bunch of road apples! As any 2nd grader can tell you, black holes exist because of the proliferation of chocolate donuts. So there!

Press on, big ed

[Primrose]

Gravity confirmed a real threat in Kentucky..cat vindicated.

http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/11916330.htm

[ronjor]

Worse things could happen. :D

http://collectiblefun.com/gif/collectible-fun-lg40.jpg

[ErikAlbert]

I consider MSIE as a black hole for malware and time proves it constantly :)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "I consider MSIE as a black hole for malware and time proves it constantly :)" }-


Balderdash! Another of Einstein's equations "IE=MS quartered" is the formula for real tasty potato salad. Miss Manners recommends eating w/o utensils. Licking fingers is optional.

Play on, big ed

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Balderdash! Another of Einstein's equations "IE=MS quartered" is the formula for real tasty potato salad. Miss Manners recommends eating w/o utensils. Licking fingers is optional.

Play on, big ed" }-


And Einstein set the stage long ago with his theory on The Vaccuum being the best cleaner to get into the registers..

http://www.math.princeton.edu/~seri/homepage/serilist.htm

http://www.iop.org/EJ/abstract/0264-9381/20/14/319/

My Star Is Electrolux

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/paul.linnell/sso/vacuums%20cylinder.html

[Marja]

OH YES! MY GRANDMOTHER HAD ONE OF THOSE!

WEIGHED IN AT 100 LBS OR SO IT FELT LIKE!

VERY CONVENIENT!! NOT!

[Marja]

M.S.I.E.? LOL!

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "And Einstein set the stage long ago with his theory on The Vaccuum being the best cleaner to get into the registers..
" }-


I was thinking of procrastinating about this one but decided to put it off for a while!

Pondering on, big ed

[ronjor]

http://www.londonstimes.us/toons/cartoons/richdiesslin_ptheater.gif

[bigc73542]

http://www.funnypop.com/images/alligator-cartoon.jpg

[Primrose]

What Was There Before the Big Bang?
Mohammad Gill
January 29, 2004


The Big Splatt

This concept is due to Paul Steinhardt and Neil Turok and is the most recent development in the theories of the origin of the universe. They call their universe as the ‘ekpyrotic’ universe after the Greek word ekpyrosis which denotes the fiery death and rebirth of the world in Stoic philosophy.

According to this concept, the action of the universe takes place in five-dimensional space. Before the big bang occurred the universe consisted of two perfectly flat four-dimensional surfaces (branes of the superstring theory). One of these sheets is our universe; the other, a ‘hidden’ parallel universe. Random fluctuations in this unseen universe caused it to distort and reach toward our universe. The floater splatted into our universe and the energy of the collision was transformed into the matter and energy for our universe in a big bang (9).

According to this new proposal, the universe is cyclic (as first described by Friedmann in 1922) and undergoes an endless sequence of big ‘crunches’ and big bangs. Our big bang is thus not the origin of time. Time existed before the big bang also.

This model is derived from the superstring theory and is still in the early stages of scrutiny. Some notable cosmologists have severely criticized it. According to Andre Linde (now at Stanford University, California), “It’s a very bad idea popular only among journalists. It’s an extremely complicated theory and simply does not work.”

Conclusion

I conclude this paper with an observation made by the University of California, Santa Cruz, Cosmologist, Professor Joel Primack (10), “The Big Bang is real, inflation is speculation, and eternal inflation is speculation upon speculation. But it’s the best way I know to approach the issue of the beginning of time.” In other words, the jury is still out. This is the beauty of science. It’s like peeling an onion. You remove one skin and encounter the next. Towards the end of the last century, people were talking about end of physics and end of science. The fact however is that there is no end of physics or of science.



http://www.chowk.com/show_article.cgi?aid=00003024&channel=university%20ave&start=0&end=9&chapter=1&page=1



http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/cartoons/fun/splat.shtml

[Marja]

SOUNDS GOOD, PRIMROSE!

KNOW ANYTHING THAT TAKES TOMATO OUT OF SILK??

JUST WONDERIN'. http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/frown.gif

MARJAhttp://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/cool.gif

[big ed]

Hey Primrose,

Time again to bring in the Debunkerization Team. I long ago figured out the "Splatt" problem. It was while I was flipping pancakes in a kitchen w/low ceilings. That led to the discovery of tiles in remodeling. As for Paul and Neil, their real surname was Simon and as we all know, pretty fair writers. Their other brother Simple was a renowned pastry chef.

Again to the rescue, big ed

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "SOUNDS GOOD, PRIMROSE!

KNOW ANYTHING THAT TAKES TOMATO OUT OF SILK??

JUST WONDERIN'. http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/frown.gif

MARJAhttp://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/cool.gif" }-

Hey Marj,

If I were you I would keep the tomato drenched cloth handy just in case you pi55 off a skunk. Just wrap yourself up in it till the phew goes away.

Glad I could help!

Play on, big ed

[Primrose]

I use boiling hot water after i have poured on some hydrogen peroxide..have the stain portion streatched over an mixing bowl in the sink..all of it then goes in the bowl so you are just treating that area.



Silk Stain Removal
To spot treat oil stains from silk items, sprinkle cornstarch or baby powder containing cornstarch on item, let sit a few minutes then shake off excess and brush with a soft brush or cloth.

To spot treat water stains on silk, use color-safe bleach or a mix of one part hydrogen peroxide and eight parts water. After treating the stain, hand wash using a protein hair shampoo and don´t twist or pull. Handle the silk gently and hang it to dry.


Here is the general rule:
On fresh stains, no problem with the detergent. If not, you can use usual bleaching agents: Chlorine Bleach or hydrogen peroxide depending on the care code and material.
Also possible on cotton: moisten with a water-alcohol mixture (50-50) then a little bit of white vinegar, rinse.

[ronjor]

Al says to let Heloise help as well. ::) ;D http://www.heloise.com/

[Marja]

ER, NO OFFENSE, BIG ED - I THINK I WILL TAKE MY CHANCES WITH PRIMROSE'S ADVICE ON STAIN REMOVAL


IF I DECIDE TO REMODEL THE CEILING WITH PANCAKES INSTEAD OF WAFFLES THIS TIME - I WILL BE SURE AND CALL YA!

CHEERS!

MARJA8)

[ronjor]

The problem.

http://www.stcgifts.com/z/images/604.gif

[ronjor]

The answer.

http://media.1001.com/postcards/pix/0407/040700a.gif

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "ER, NO OFFENSE, BIG ED - I THINK I WILL TAKE MY CHANCES WITH PRIMROSE'S ADVICE ON STAIN REMOVAL


IF I DECIDE TO REMODEL THE CEILING WITH PANCAKES INSTEAD OF WAFFLES THIS TIME - I WILL BE SURE AND CALL YA!

CHEERS!

MARJA8)" }-

Ouch Marj,

I am sure that you would never stoop to such a diabolical method of using a voodoo doll in a frying pan. If so, then why are my ears ringing along with the sensation of getting an extreme hotfoot?

Scream on, big ed

Ps...could be explained by "The Theory of Revengibility"

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "The answer.

http://media.1001.com/postcards/pix/0407/040700a.gif" }-


Hey Ron,

Too bad this isn't the "Can you name this song" thread. I would have guessed "Ragmop" by "The Four Maintenance Engineers" circa... 50's.

Play on, big ed

[ronjor]

http://einstein.at/cms/static/pix/gamezone2.jpg

Flash game. (http://www.einsteinyear.org/games/EinsteinGame)

[BeetleBoss]

-{ Quote: "The answer.

http://media.1001.com/postcards/pix/0407/040700a.gif" }-
No need to stop at mopping, Boys!!

http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/SMILEEYEBROW.GIF

http://www.punchstock.com/image/black_box/8403100/comp/bb000577.jpg

[Cochise]

-{ Quote: "I use boiling hot water after i have poured on some hydrogen peroxide..have the stain portion streatched over an mixing bowl in the sink..all of it then goes in the bowl so you are just treating that area.



Silk Stain Removal
To spot treat oil stains from silk items, sprinkle cornstarch or baby powder containing cornstarch on item, let sit a few minutes then shake off excess and brush with a soft brush or cloth.

To spot treat water stains on silk, use color-safe bleach or a mix of one part hydrogen peroxide and eight parts water. After treating the stain, hand wash using a protein hair shampoo and don´t twist or pull. Handle the silk gently and hang it to dry.


Here is the general rule:
On fresh stains, no problem with the detergent. If not, you can use usual bleaching agents: Chlorine Bleach or hydrogen peroxide depending on the care code and material.
Also possible on cotton: moisten with a water-alcohol mixture (50-50) then a little bit of white vinegar, rinse." }-

After you've removed all that lovely Tomato into a bowl using peroxide and boiling water......is it alright to use as a soup??....

I was once told that Old Albert was a bit of a Peroxide enthusiast...he was actually a Redhead in his younger days.......

Cochise, 8)

[Marja]

MAYBE YOU COULD MARINATE THESE - IF YOU CAN GET THEM?!?

[Cochise]

-{ Quote: "MAYBE YOU COULD MARINATE THESE - IF YOU CAN GET THEM?!?" }-


Sorry Marja me Lovely...I fail to see what Steak has to do with Time Continium.....unless of course you have stake in it.......

Please try and stick (or is that Steak) to the question in hand set for us all to ponder by Ronjor... which was...eeerrrrrrrrr?.........anyway just try and stick to it whatever it was.......Mr. big ed seems to have a handle on the problem....I have personally tried to base my life on his Theories and you would do well to follow........

Cochise, 8)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "After you've removed all that lovely Tomato into a bowl using peroxide and boiling water......is it alright to use as a soup??....

I was once told that Old Albert was a bit of a Peroxide enthusiast...he was actually a Redhead in his younger days.......

Cochise, 8)" }-


Hey Chise,

"Betty Cookers Crock Book" lists a cocktail reciepe using the top ingredient. I think it was 1 qt of 30yr old Scotch to 1 tsp of tomato residue. You could merrily go bonkers while still getting your daily dose of vitamin "C".

Al was a bit of a rogue, wasn't he?

Play on, big ed

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "MAYBE YOU COULD MARINATE THESE - IF YOU CAN GET THEM?!?" }-

Hey Marj,

My wife and I got marinated quite a few years ago. We have been happily marinated ever since. Who says oil and vinegar don't mix?

Play on, big ed

[Marja]

I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO STEAK TO THE TROPICS??? OR AM I CONFUSED??? AGAIN???

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Sorry Marja me Lovely...I fail to see what Steak has to do with Time Continium.....unless of course you have stake in it.......

Please try and stick (or is that Steak) to the question in hand set for us all to ponder by Ronjor... which was...eeerrrrrrrrr?.........anyway just try and stick to it whatever it was.......Mr. big ed seems to have a handle on the problem....I have personally tried to base my life on his Theories and you would do well to follow........

Cochise, 8)" }-

I am taken aback! To be awarded such allocades from such an esteemed and revered personage such as you has blurred my sight (it couldn't have been the 8 Scotches). I now feel that it is my duty to maybe start thinking before putting keystrokes to screen (naaah). If ignorance is bliss, then I am on top of the world unless of course it is flat.

Play on, big ed

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO STEAK TO THE TROPICS??? OR AM I CONFUSED??? AGAIN???" }-

YES

Hee hee, big ed

[Cochise]

Hey!....ed.....any recipe that contains ANY kind of Spirit and a little Vitamin C is welcome around these parts Matey.........if it's Bonkers you want, I'm your man..and the Vitamin C has got to be a bonus, what?..........

Last night some friends of mine came to visit..we played this game where you all drink a litre of Scotch each and then you have to guess who you are....the winner gets to drive everyone else home.........trouble with that was, nobody could remember where they lived......good game though nevertheless.........

I once went on a Whisky Diet and lost two weeks!.......

What was Einstein famous for again??

Cochise, 8)

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: " on top of the world unless of course it is flat." }-

Cartoon Boy can fill you in on the flat earth question. He is a member in good standing of the Flat Earth Society.

[Cochise]

You mean Cartoon Boy USED to be renowned in the Flat Earth Society....I hear he got too near the edge and fell off!!..........It's easily done...been close to the edge myself on numerous occasions.........


Cochise, 8)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Hey!....ed.....any recipe that contains ANY kind of Spirit and a little Vitamin C is welcome around these parts Matey.........if it's Bonkers you want, I'm your man..and the Vitamin C has got to be a bonus, what?..........

Last night some friends of mine came to visit..we played this game where you all drink a litre of Scotch each and then you have to guess who you are....the winner gets to drive everyone else home.........trouble with that was, nobody could remember where they lived......good game though nevertheless.........

I once went on a Whisky Diet and lost two weeks!.......

What was Einstein famous for again??

Cochise, 8)" }-

OMG...FOCSMC (fell out of chair, spilt me coffee) ROFLMAO. Am now busy scribbling rules (none) for new game in my coloring book.

Gonna play that, big ed

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "You mean Cartoon Boy USED to be renowned in the Flat Earth Society....I hear he got too near the edge and fell off!!..........It's easily done...been close to the edge myself on numerous occasions.........


Cochise, 8)" }-

You could be right. I wonder---?

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/ndi0483l.jpg

[Marja]

POOR CARTOONBOY, I SHOWED HIM SOME PLACES TO WATCH 'FLASH' AND THIS IS THE LAST THING ANYONE HAS HEARD FROM HIM!!! :(

NEVER FEAR...............I WILL RETURN.............SOON........................BRaINiER THEN I AM NOT NOW.. http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/confused.gif http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "POOR CARTOONBOY, I SHOWED HIM SOME PLACES TO WATCH 'FLASH' AND THIS IS THE LAST THING ANYONE HAS HEARD FROM HIM!!! :(

NEVER FEAR...............I WILL RETURN.............SOON........................BRaINiER THEN I AM NOT NOW.. http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/confused.gif http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif " }-


"Here he comes to save the day......................" !! Mighty Mouth has arrived to take up the challenge of leading the untold millions of Al Wiensteins "Flat as a Pancake" Theory supporters. Unless of course I eat the evidence. Pretty tasty w/maple syrup. Burp! I guess I'll have to wash it all down w/some of that Scotchy ...Tomatoey stuff.

Play on, big ed

[Marja]

YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO!?!??

[Marja]

I THOUGHT I FELT MY TAIL GET STEPPED ON WHILST POSTING LAST!

[Primrose]

http://www.senoeni.net/strips/misc1/schroedinger.htm

;) :P

Next time you walk der Planck. :lurking:

[bigc73542]

http://www.optics.rochester.edu:8080/users/stroud/tutorials/Quantum.gif

[Lurkerella]

Are you purposing, the bigger balls have more energy?

[ronjor]

Clearly. :D

http://www.pinkmonkey.com/studyguides/subjects/physics/chap30/p4.gif

[Primrose]

You still might need Einstein to find the right stud... ;D Before your Time is Up.

http://abyss.uoregon.edu/~js/ast123/lectures/lec09.html

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "You still might need Einstein to find the right stud... ;D Before your Time is Up.

" }-

Al was known to frequent the Track on the sly. He was a successful horse breeder but finding the right stud was not one of his talents. I think his most famous achievement was the breeding of "Beetlebomb".

Ding!!! Time is up!!

Play on, big ed

[Cochise]

Is that the one about "Banana coming up through the bunch"?.......


Cochise, 8)

[Primrose]

Yup..those were the days Albert had spiked hair. I still have all the Jones Boys stuff on 78's.


William Tell Overture SPIKE JONES

(With apologies to Dante Rossini)



It's a beautiful day for the race

Stooge Hand is the favorite today

Assault is in there

Dog Biscuit is 3 to 1

Safety Pin has been scratched

Ya ya

And at 20 to 1 ... Beetlebomb



Now the horses are approaching the starting gate

And there they go!!



And it's Stooge Hand going to the front

Cabbage is second on the rail

Beautiful Linda is third by a length

And ... Beetlebomb



Around the first turn

Stooge Hand is still in front

Cabbage is second by a head

Cabbage by a head

Beautiful Linda is third

And ... Beetlebomb



Into the back stretch

Dog Biscuit is now leading the pack

Lady Evelyn is second, very close

Banana is coming up through the bunch

Banana coming up through the bunch

And ... Beetlebomb



At the half

Stooge Hand still out in front

Apartment House is second with plenty of room

Assault is passing Battery

Assault and Battery

Notary Sojac is fourth

And in last place by 10 lengths

I believe it is, yes it is ...

Beetlebomb



Around the turn heading for home

It's Stooge Hand and Dog Biscuit

And Girdle in the stretch

Flying Sylvester is third

And Mother-In-Law nagging in the rear

Oh oh oh



And now they come down to the wire

And it's number one

And now number two

And it's very close

There'll need to be a photo finish

Or an oil painting

And now Louis leads with a left

And Louis is in there slugging

And it's a battle

And now they're tearing hair

There's hair all over the ring

There's hair all over the place

I don't know whose hair it is, ah ah

It's mine



And there goes the winner ...



INSTRUMENTAL



Beetlebomb



(Note: Notary Sojac was a recurring nonsense couplet in the cartoon strip Smokey Stover which did to print what Spike Jones did to music.)


http://www.austinchronicle.com/issues/dispatch/2001-08-31/screens_video2.html

[bigc73542]

http://www.macedition.com/partingshot/partingshot_20011130.gif

[big ed]

Hey Primrose,

I distinctly remember a verse with "Toothpaste is being squeezed on the rail". Methinks Spikey must have made up a few extra ones. As Cochise mentioned, Banana was in there too! Al would have gotten to the bottom of this conundrum by now!

This is of such great importance that I cannot let it slide. I guess I will have to travel to the ends of the Earth for the answers. I'll wear my parachute just in case!

[Primrose]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Horace.
Horace who?
Horace....

And there they go... It's toupee going on ahead, long underwear has fallen
down behind, and toothpaste is being squeezed out on the rail.



Bunny, hopping into an early lead, Strawberry is in a jam, Tooth Paste is being squeezed out at the rail.


Albert Einstein gave us a truthful, if playful, formula. He
said, "If A = success, the formula is A = X + Y with X being
work, Y being play and Z, keeping your mouth shut.”




It's Einstein's world; We just live in it
(Agencies) Updated: 2005-04-19 10:36


Blame Albert Einstein for rousting you out of bed. Your clock sounds precisely at 6 a.m. because it's one of those fancy digital models that is synchronized with the government's atomic clocks and calibrated every second through the Global Positioning Satellite array circling the Earth.


U.S. Army investigators taking a reading in Afghanistan from the Global Positioning Satellite array would be hopelessly misdirected if Einstein's theories did not allow the satellites to correct for the effects of relativity. [Joe Raedle / Getty Images file]

If they could not correct for the effects of relativity, Einstein's most famous discovery, GPS signals would accumulate so many errors that their data would be meaningless.

6:15 a.m. You nick yourself shaving and drip toothpaste on your shirt.

Blame Einstein for the mess. His creation of a formula to measure the size of molecules dissolved in liquids made it possible for scientists ¡ª among many other, more important, leaps ¡ª to create or improve thousands of consumer products, including better shaving creams and toothpastes.

6:30 a.m. You click on the television to check the weather and traffic. It's raining, and the traffic cameras show that the cars are already backed up for miles on the interstate. It's going to be a rough commute.


Blame Einstein for your bad mood. His declaration of the photoelectric effect made possible the eventual invention of television cameras. And the remotes that control them. Also, digital cameras wouldn't work.

You've been up for just a half-hour, and already your day is being controlled by Albert Einstein.

"How do you explain it?" asked John Rigden, a physicist at Washington University in St. Louis and author of "Einstein 1905."

After all, when Time magazine named Einstein its Person of the Century, it chose him over "all of the other people that made their indelible mark on the 20th century, all of the practical people ¡ª [Bill] Gates, you could go on and on."

The flash of inspiration

Most likely, we think of Einstein first as the man who paved the way to development of the atomic bomb. This is not the right way to look at him.


Albert Einstein in 1921, the year he was awarded the Nobel Prize for theories he enunciated in his great year of 1905. [Hulton Archive via Getty Images]

Michel Janssen, a science and technology historian at the University of Minnesota, points out that Einstein had virtually nothing to do with developing the bomb, which grew out of the work of more up-to-date physicists in the 1930s.

Einstein, in fact, was refused security clearance to have any role in the Manhattan Project, said Janssen, who was trained as a physicist and edited the volumes of Einstein's collected papers on relativity.

However, many of Einstein's other theories, which began pouring out in a burst of incandescent creativity 100 years ago, turned physics and our understanding of the natural world on their heads, giving scientists the tools to mold almost every observable aspect of life as we live it in 2005.

Einstein's work gave us much more than eventual perfection of television, remote controls and digital cameras.

His postulation of the photon (a "particle" of light) and the photoelectric effect ¡ª which was described in his first great paper of 1905 and won him the Nobel Prize in 1921 ¡ª gave us scores of everyday applications.

Einstein's identifying of photons underlay the development of many of the advanced electronic inventions of the 20th century. It was the statement of the quantum effect, without which we would not have cellular telephones or smoke detectors or burglar alarms or those doors that automatically open at the supermarket or on the elevator.




Indeed, you can argue that the entire field of computers and semiconductors owes its existence to Einstein's paper of March 17, 1905.

That's why it's pointless to speculate about what he might have accomplished had he been born 75 or 80 years later and therefore been able to use computers.

Without his having done the work he did when he did it, we might not have computers today, or at least not in the form we recognize.

Albert who?

Moreover, it's possible that in today's scientific world, Einstein would have trouble getting his ideas heard.

Science today is an institutionalized pursuit, regimented by a hierarchy of credentials. What are your degrees?

What university or research institute are you affiliated with? How much peer-reviewed research have you published? How much grant money can you command?

While Einstein's work at the patent office in Bern, Switzerland, gave him wide opportunity to conduct sophisticated experiments on advanced submissions, he was, in his great year of 1905, still a 26-year-old government worker.

Recognizing 'something profound'

"Would Einstein be able, in 2005, to become recognized as he did in 1905?" Rigden asked. "That's a really open question."

"It's not clear to me that he would be able to do that. If intelligent people really gave his manuscripts a careful read, they would have recognized something profound. He might be published, but boy, it's not clear. He was fortunate to have lived when he did."

Robert Schulmann, who co-edited Einstein's collected papers and is former director of the Einstein Papers Project, is more hopeful that his voice would have broken through.

The journal that published his 1905 papers, Annalen der Physik, was the leading physics journal of the day. Among the editors who reviewed his submissions were Nobel laureate Wilhelm Roentgen, who discovered X-rays, and Max Planck, another Nobel winner, who came as close to matching Einstein in sheer brain power as anyone else ever did.

If such esteemed editors found merit in the theories of the government clerk then, Schulmann said, it is likely that they would do so today.

But even Schulmann said it would be an iffy proposition. Much of Einstein's work was multidisciplinary and abstract, while physics today is focused and empirical.

"The possibility of coming out of almost nowhere, for a number of reasons, wouldn't work today because of the highly philosophical character of his work. The questions he asked himself ... deal with space and time, which are philosophical concepts,¡± said Schulmann, who is at work on a biography of Einstein.

Janssen said there was "something special about the age that Einstein was working where he was, in a way, the right man at the right time at the right place. Between 1900 and 1925, you saw this tremendous overhaul of physics, and it is hard to imagine that today we're going to see an overhaul on that scale."

The paper on the photoelectric effect was just one of several that Einstein issued in 1905 that fundamentally altered how physicists look at the world. From the other papers came an almost equally wide range of modern applications:

Compact disc and DVD players use lasers, which Einstein first theorized in 1917 in advancing his work on the photoelectric and photovoltaic effects. "We have lasers in every supermarket checkout lane," Rigden said.

Medical revolutions like the PET scan rest on positrons, described by science journalist Robert Matthews as "antimatter electrons," whose existence was implied by special relativity and quantum theory. (Science fiction revolutions, too: Antimatter, in reaction with matter, is what makes the Enterprise jump into warp speed in the "Star Trek" universe.)

Carbon dating. We can take a stab at measuring how old fossils are thanks to Einstein (E=mc2 shows that mass and energy are interconnected; by measuring the degradation of nuclei in atoms of organic materials, the theory goes, we can measure how long they¡¯ve been degrading).

And all those everyday consumer products, which owe their existence, in no small part, to manufacturing methods that wouldn't work without Einstein's enunciation of the atomic theory of matter. In essence, he proved that atoms exist.

Before Einstein's paper of May 1905, "many reputable scientists didn't believe in atoms," Rigden said. "May 1905 put the last nail in the coffin [of atomism naysayers]. No longer could the reality of atoms be denied."

"The nucleus wasn't even discovered until 1909, so Einstein's prescience was off the charts."

Most important, perhaps, was Einstein's restoration of the belief in the power of reason and intellect. He gave science back its confidence.

"Before the First World War, there was still a lot of faith in rationality. The First World War smashed this faith in reason pretty irreparably," Schulmann said.

"And here you had a man detached from all of the events of the First World War, basically, who with a pencil and paper was able to explain the logical and rational way that the world and the universe worked."

Rigden suggested that "the first contribution that Einstein made that dramatically affects our lives was that he did it with the power of his mind."

Einstein "wasn't blessed with experimental data ¡ª it was mostly abstract ideas," he said. "That is a distinctive aspect of homo sapiens: We have a big brain. ..."

"He is a standard because of what he did. And how he did it."

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-04/19/content_435508.htm

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Clearly. :D

http://www.pinkmonkey.com/studyguides/subjects/physics/chap30/p4.gif" }-

That is the wrong forumula if you want to knock your socks off.. :P

For the study, a team at Groningen scanned the brains of 24 men and women using a technique called positron emission tomography.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15689447-13762,00.html

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "That is the wrong forumula if you want to knock your socks off.. :P

For the study, a team at Groningen scanned the brains of 24 men and women using a technique called positron emission tomography.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15689447-13762,00.html" }-


Oy vey!! I was socked......err shocked whilst crusing that site. Veddy intedesting (in my best Sgt. Shultz)! What else was the Groningen team scanning?

Play on, big ed

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Oy vey!! I was socked......err shocked whilst crusing that site. Veddy intedesting (in my best Sgt. Shultz)! What else was the Groningen team scanning?

Play on, big ed" }-


Anything that moved under the microscope to see if it would Moan again ;D

[Cochise]

I know for a fact that one of the main results that came to light during the test on 24 men regarding the study of Tomology.........two point 7 of the study group where called Tom!.......isn't science a wonderful thing?.....
The 'Point 7' Tom was sent back to the Lab and was painlesslessly put to sleeep.......

Cochise, 8)

I've saved that bit by Primrose about 'Big Alberts World' in case I'm ever shipwrecked somewhere....it will give me something to read until rescue arrives...... ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Cochise]

I've just found this little known piece of interest about Einstein....it appears his Wife once bought him a Denture Glass for his birthday because she knew he was always looking for something to get his teeth into......


Cochise, 8)

[ronjor]

I'm glad Al is taking note of your observations Cochise. Look for solutions soon. :D

http://www.asst.ch/PIONNIERS/01.Einstein.FULL.01.JPEG

[big ed]

If those numbskulls in Troy had used one of those scope thingys when presented w/the Wooden Horse we all would still be wearing Togas and sipping ouzo!

Play on, big ed

[Marja]

.....

[Marja]

,,,,,

[Marja]

OR....

[ronjor]

http://www.aspide.it/off-topic/offlogo.gif

[Marja]

Aare you KIDDING me?! NOTHING is off topic in this thread! LOL!

You just wished you had found those jokes first! :P

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "I've just found this little known piece of interest about Einstein....it appears his Wife once bought him a Denture Glass for his birthday because she knew he was always looking for something to get his teeth into......


Cochise, 8)" }-



Albert was shipwrecked once with a guy named Alex Tom who went overboard with only his Denture Glass. They drifted to a "Remote Island" where they set up house together. Albert then came up with his "Super Theory" about the A.Tom.

He suggested if Alex set up the BBC then Albert would work on his own BEC.
Einstein guessed that these same rules might apply to A.Toms. He worked out the theory for how A.Toms would behave in a gas from BBC if these new rules applied. What he found was that the equations said that generally there would not be much difference, except at very low temperatures. If the A.Toms were cold enough, something very unusual was supposed to happen. It was so "strange" he was not sure it was correct. Einstein's equations predicted was that at normal temperatures the A.Toms would be in many different levels at the BBC. However, at very low temperatures, a large fraction of the A.Toms would suddenly go crashing down into the very lowest energy level.

BEC - What is it and where did the idea come from?

caution: this link contain's graphic Denture Glass controls.

Bose-Einstein Condensation

http://www.colorado.edu/physics/2000/bec/what_is_it.html


While Alex used that Denture Glass for a Shot Glass. The BBC flourished. He understood that an A.Tom in the lowest energy level at the BBC is spread out a little, so it looks like a very small fuzzy ball. When you have lots of A.Toms in the same state, all these fuzzy balls lie exactly on top of each other.



Now you can see why it was so long before people understood what BBC really meant. A.Toms really can all be in the same place like this, but it goes against everything we see around us. It is only at the special incredibly low temperatures needed for the BBC that they lose their individual identities and coalesce into a single blob. Some people have called this a "super A.Tom" for just that reason.

"game, set and match" for fuzzy balls
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1406612.stm

So you might ask what every happened to Albert ?
He is still with us Today..drawing Crop Circle..playing with fuzzy balls near the village of Hanbury...

http://www.ufos-aliens.co.uk/cosmiclocal.htm

For more information please contact the Chief at BBC-BYOB

[Marja]

IF YOU READ PRIMROSE'S STORY ABOUT EINSTEIN, WE WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE SCIENCE ACCORDING TO THAT AUTHOR, OK, OK, I'LL FIND A PICTURE OF EINSTEIN FOR YA! GEEESH!

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Aare you KIDDING me?! NOTHING is off topic in this thread! LOL!

You just wished you had found those jokes first! :P" }-

Bust his chops Girl.. ;D They got all the beef in Texas..But Einstein predicted the Wooden Horse could never go Mooo...unless ya cloned it like Mr. Ed. :P 8) ;D but even then..it might bark like a willow. *puppy*

[Marja]

Thanks, Prim! :)

[Marja]

Maybe these would work? Or should they go in the Dog thread??

[Marja]

Relating to the positron emission test or the smog/sock theory.......

[Marja]

Now you can see why it was so long before people understood what BBC really meant. A.Toms really can all be in the same place like this, but it goes against everything we see around us. It is only at the special incredibly low temperatures needed for the BBC that they lose their individual identities and coalesce into a single blob. Some people have called this a "super A.Tom" for just that reason.


So, now we know how things lose their shape, think Jennie Craig knows all this?? How about Jack LaLanne?

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Now you can see why it was so long before people understood what BBC really meant. A.Toms really can all be in the same place like this, but it goes against everything we see around us. It is only at the special incredibly low temperatures needed for the BBC that they lose their individual identities and coalesce into a single blob. Some people have called this a "super A.Tom" for just that reason.


So, now we know how things lose their shape, think Jennie Craig knows all this?? How about Jack LaLanne?" }-

It is the gravity of the whole situation..and I am hoping you will get the word out.. :-*

[Marja]

SURE! YOU KNOW I LIKE TO SPREAD IT AROUND! LOL!

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "SURE! YOU KNOW I LIKE TO SPREAD IT AROUND! LOL!" }-

Yup..an informed "pitcher" is worth a thousands words..Frozen Daiquiris and marjaritas served in the Wilder's Lounge around TWO. ;) Even Einstein would not pass that up.

[Marja]

Oh good! Brought some of my fave recipes!

[Marja]

We can have them off the back of this boat I "found" too!

[Marja]

While we discuss Einstein's theory of drunken relatives!!

[big ed]

I find it necessary to comment on the "Tom" bit. Primrose, I think that Cochise had the better explanation! The Toms that did not make the cut were joined together and I presume stretched over a hollow log. Some of his ancestors were at the forefront of a new and exciting medium. Chief Luigi Marconi, brought his people out of the singed blanket era into the modern 18th Century w/the release of "Tom Tom" v1.0. His second cousin (thrice removed), Chief Crazy Morse, came up w/a code that had no language barrier. Unfortunately this led to a population explosion among the locals because instead of running all over the countryside delivering messages the young Braves were chasing Bravettes. Need I say more?

Playing in Lala land, big ed

[Marja]

Those Braves and Bravettes would have appreciated this after a long day of chasing around!

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "We can have them off the back of this boat I found too!" }-

As my old Uncle Pasqualle answered at the Navy Pier when I asked " is that a U-Boat?"........"Attsa notta my boat, she no belong to me"

Play on, big ed

[Marja]

Thatsa wadda I said!!:P

[ronjor]

http://leekasterart.homestead.com/EinsteinFull.gif

Poor Al. Quite confused. :D

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "I find it necessary to comment on the "Tom" bit. Primrose, I think that Cochise had the better explanation! The Toms that did not make the cut were joined together and I presume stretched over a hollow log. Some of his ancestors were at the forefront of a new and exciting medium. Chief Luigi Marconi, brought his people out of the singed blanket era into the modern 18th Century w/the release of "Tom Tom" v1.0. His second cousin (thrice removed), Chief Crazy Morse, came up w/a code that had no language barrier. Unfortunately this led to a population explosion among the locals because instead of running all over the countryside delivering messages the young Braves were chasing Bravettes. Need I say more?

Playing in Lala land, big ed" }-

No..cats got my tongue..as usual and I bow to your superior observations.. ;D ;D

After my last pitcher, and a quick stop to the W.C..... I got lost in the Fields with my little chickadee


Cochisea-dee-coded

http://www.newsday.com/news/health/ny-hsfoes244317120jun24,0,405788.story?coll=ny-health-headlines

http://www.newsday.com/news/health/ny-birdaudgallery0624,0,4503732.audiogallery?coll=ny-health-headlines

[Cochise]

Totally off topic...but I just have to say..........I love the people...nay....Bosom friends that inhabit this wonderful, life enhancing, place called Wilders....the Comedy, the outright belly-laugh, the sheer intelligence tinged with the fragrance of idiocy.........what more could a person ask for in this Life.....everyday I move amongst you all, your lives, your tragedies, your Triumphs, your problems, all shared with people you will never maybe meet but have brought light and a smile into our lives (Mine in particular)....I'm overcome a little.. :'(...but just had to say.... :-* :-* )

Eat your heart out 'Feinstein'...(A tribute to big ed, my hero)....


Sorry about that...Right!...back to business.........


Cochise, 8) (In reflective Mood)...It's the drink you know.... ;D ;D

[bigc73542]

http://www.signplas.co.uk/images/road%20alcohol%20free.gif

[big ed]

Ok, here goes!

I have a dream.....there are probably enough people w/the right stuff at this Forum to do this. We install our picks as the Heads of State around the Planet after we throw all the other bums out. Just think.....no wars, no famine, healthcare for all, a chicken in every pot, and a comedy writer for anyone who can't keep up. All of the Constitutions will be composed of the writings of Al Einstein,(see, it's on topic) Henny Youngman and Rodney Dangerfield. We can have Slappy White and Yakov Smirnoff on standby in the wings. Mandatory Summits will be held at the Comedy Club weekly. I think that Marja should be put in charge of refreshments as she knows about "Rent-a-Rita". A couple of kegs should do. (a little easier on the water please). The place settings will consist of a mug of steaming hot coffee, 2 rolls of paper towels and a First Aid Kit. Valet service will be on site for laundry. Any and all disputes would be settled w/water pistols @ 5 paces but only after being mecilessly tickled by the other members.

As you can readily see I have put a lot of thought, time and effort into this dream.

I can hear Wifey calling to me from downstairs. What did I do Now?

Dream on, big ed

PS... Hey Chise, I hear you.....At the end of the day after reading this stuff my sides may ache but I go to bed w/a smile.

[Marja]

WHAT A GREAT DREAM! RIGHT UP THERE WITH ALL THE OTHER GREATS!

WHY CAN'T I BE A COMEDIAN TOO! :( DON'T WANNA BE A ...WHAT WAS THAT ..HOSTESS, LIKE IN TWINKIES????

[bigc73542]

Lets just throw all of the leaders of the world out and just run the thing from here at Wilders

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "WHAT A GREAT DREAM! RIGHT UP THERE WITH ALL THE OTHER GREATS!

WHY CAN'T I BE A COMEDIAN TOO! :( DON'T WANNA BE A ...WHAT WAS THAT ..HOSTESS, LIKE IN TWINKIES????" }-

Say wot!! Do I detect a derisive tone in your post?

Believe me Marj, you are a comedienne par excelance! I should have mentioned that you were not merely the purveyer of spirits but would also be awarded the post as "Official First Taster". You would be entitled to a 21 gun salute if things went South. Ask not what your fearless leaders can do for you......

big ed

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Lets just throw all of the leaders of the world out and just run the thing from here at Wilders" }-


Exactly my point!! (Why do I find myself humming the Mighty Mouse theme song again?)

[Marja]

YEA, WELL WHAT DIRECTION WILL THOSE 21 GUNS BE POINTING?!

[big ed]

Wait a minute folks. My house has just been encircled w/spotlights all over the place and there are Helos overhead. I am being told to come out w/my hands in the air!! Does this mean that I just won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes? Ouch, I think not...(boy those cuffs are tight)

[Marja]

SIGH! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO ALL THE GREAT IDEA PEOPLE NOWADAYS!

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "YEA, WELL WHAT DIRECTION WILL THOSE 21 GUNS BE POINTING?!" }-


Well Marj, do I have to spell it out? At that point why would you care? I can almost assure you that everything will be done w/reverence and dignity. Unless of course someone tells a story or cracks a joke.

[Marja]

BRING THE HELOS BACK, GUYS!! HE WON'T SEE THE LIGHT!

[big ed]

Yea right!! If you must know I snuck back into the meeting room and finished off the margaritas. I'm not seeing much of anything at the moment.

[Marja]

WELL, THEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE RENT A RITA BACK! NOT ME!:P

[Primrose]

Pass me some more cream cheese before Dog Loxs the thread for not putting enough coins in the meter. *puppy*

[Marja]

WOW! THAT'S IMPRESSIVE, TWO THREADS AT ONCE!! LOL! GOOD JOB!;D

[BeetleBoss]

http://www.londonstimes.us/toons/cartoons/richdiesslin_einstein_ani.gif

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Pass me some more cream cheese before Dog Loxs the thread for not putting enough coins in the meter. *puppy*" }-


Dang!! Sorry again Primrose. That sign was one of JB's leftovers (grate speler) and it was supposed to read "einstein's beagles". The tied up mutt is just wondering "how much are those doggies in the window". I can read the mutt's lips. He is slyly encouraging one of the girly dogs to "come onna my house". Cheeky little devil!

[ronjor]

http://exploratorio.pt/personal/antoniojm/images/einstein.jpg

[big ed]

Ha Ron, We male subscribers to Al's Theories, I am sure, would agree and understand that when it comes to the fair sex .... whats to understand? They give the orders and we reply "yes dear".

There probably is no known formula to explain it! (I'm sure someone will find it)

[Cochise]

Dash!....that's another let-down for me......I was assuming that the pooch was an optional filling for the Bagel........as Big Al Einstein always said "Variety is the 'space' of Life" and was always a keen advocate of a 'Beagle in a Bagel'........at two Bucks, (not to be confused with bigbuck) he saw it as a bargain buy........he was also keen on 'Kentucky fried Corgi'....



Cochise, 8)

I'm so pleased to have had the honour of being able, together with, (TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN) to help in some small way with regard to Ron's theories of Space and Condiminium (What time did you say it was again?)........

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "

Cochise, 8)

I'm so pleased to have had the honour of being able, together with, (TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN) to help in some small way with regard to Ron's theories of Space and Condiminium (What time did you say it was again?)........" }-

Hey Chise,

Wifey and I are searching for a Condiminium w/lots of space. Maybe like 4 0r 5 rooms. Hot and cold running chambermaids preferred.

[big ed]

I may have committed a faux pas in my last post. A condiminium just might be a whole bunch of spices mixed together.

[bigc73542]

http://tonydude.net/physics180/images/einstein_front.jpg

[big ed]

Well, I found some new poop on Al's doings. It seems that he and Ben Franklin's great grand-son Ken collaborated in founding an Autobody and Minor Surgery Repair Shop. When Al got his PHD in CS (Complicated Stuff) and Ken, his in Anatomy (and other sorts of projecting pieces), they had also taken Auto Repair 101 for extra credit. When it came time to name the business chaos ensued. First it was Alken, then Kenal, then Einfrank, then Franein. Oh, what to do? As they were walking by a Billboard sign that read "Pork-n-Beans" it was like a "eureka" almost! Thus the "Drs. Frank-n-Stein" logo was born. Of course we all know what happened after that. It was on to Hollywood where Boris Karloff and Peter Lorre portrayed them magnificently as two simple grease monkeys who knew how to take 4+4 and make it = 3.

Hey, I don't make this stuff up! This is Investigative Journalism at it's best!! I'm sure it will be on Fox News tomorrow. You decide!!

Happy at the Home, big ed

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "Holographic Solar

A novel approach to concentrating sunlight could cut solar panel costs." }-
-{ Quote: "The main limitation of solar power right now is cost, because the crystalline silicon used to make most solar photovoltaic (PV) cells is very expensive. One approach to overcoming this cost factor is to concentrate light from the sun using mirrors or lenses, thereby reducing the total area of silicon needed to produce a given amount of electricity. But traditional light concentrators are bulky and unattractive -- less than ideal for use on suburban rooftops.

Now Prism Solar Technologies of Stone Ridge, NY, has developed a proof-of-concept solar module that uses holograms to concentrate light, possibly cutting the cost of solar modules by as much as 75 percent, making them competitive with electricity generated from fossil fuels. " }-
Story (http://www.technologyreview.com/read_article.aspx?id=16736&ch=biztech)

[Cochise]

Wow!.....Your a tenacious little devil Ron........;D ;D ;D ;D Are you trying to tell us you want your Thread Back?........;D ;D ;D ;D

Personally, I wouldn't trust Primmys Solar Technologies of Stone Ridge, NY...in fact I don't even think he lives there..:blink: ::)


Cochise,8) O' Solar Mioing in Ontario....

[ronjor]

Cochise, I just thought I would stick the article in this thread before someone told me where to stick it. ;D

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "

Personally, I wouldn't trust Primmys Solar Technologies of Stone Ridge, NY...in fact I don't even think he lives there..:blink: ::)


Cochise,8) O' Solar Mioing in Ontario...." }-

I thought baked bean man was supposed to be our solution to the energy crisis? Plenty of natural gas there I think smell.

Coughin'/Coffin in Clearwater :gack:

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Cochise, I just thought I would stick the article in this thread before someone told me where to stick it. ;D" }-

Never worry yore perty leetle head, Lone Stranger, about where to stick what!

We're here to help!!

Taking this job and stick..., I'm here for you ed

[Cochise]

We'll always stick by you Ron no matter what you try to stick to us....;D ;D


Cochise,8) Timed out in Timbuctoo....

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "We'll always stick by you Ron no matter what you try to stick to us....;D ;D


Cochise,8) Timed out in Timbuctoo...." }-
Aww shucks. ;D

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Aww shucks. ;D" }-


I'm glad you reminded me! I'll get to shucking dem beans for Big Al's B'day party toot sweet. If there are any leftovers somebody we know can use them in about 2 1/2 months.

Getting shelled at the front, Pea shot ed