try this

[AXIS]

hi thiz iz somthing funny..u can all try this
start some program in pc then take a screen shot of it.....then make this pic ur desktop pic...i did thiz agez ago ...and my bro tried to close this program by clicking the pic ;D .....and told me why this porgrams are not closing ;D
regards
AXIS
have a look at this

[no13]

make your taskbar as "auto hide" OR resize it to 0 pixels.

still more fun ;D

[INTOXSICKATED]

lol, those are good ones. at work, i switched the right and left mouse buttons around and it drove my co-workers insane. i'll have to try the screen shot one on them. 8)

[no13]

lol

replace taskmanager.exe by process explorer ;D;D

you know where i'm pointing to with this, don't you? ;D;D

[INTOXSICKATED]

i work with older guys who are very computer illiterate. they just use it for a couple of programs that they need to do their job. i like to change the desktop icons on them and rename them as well. it's funny watching them try to start one program, and another keeps opening instead! :D cheap amusement, but i need something to do to help pass the time.

[no13]

-{ Quote: "i work with older guys who are very computer illiterate. they just use it for a couple of programs that they need to do their job. i like to change the desktop icons on them and rename them as well. it's funny watching them try to start one program, and another keeps opening instead! :D cheap amusement, but i need something to do to help pass the time." }-
LOL
you're pathetic dude ;D;D

[INTOXSICKATED]

-{ Quote: "LOL
you're pathetic dude ;D;D" }-
you have no idea. by the way, just tried the taskbar hiding out. more laughs on the way! :D

[no13]

-{ Quote: "you have no idea. by the way, just tried the taskbar hiding out. more laughs on the way! :D" }-
oh c'mon man...
I used to do that when I was 13 [seriously... yes. i know how ironic-like it is]

anyway...
have fun ;);D

[AirJer]

-{ Quote: "hi thiz iz somthing funny..u can all try this
start some program in pc then take a screen shot of it.....then make this pic ur desktop pic...i did thiz agez ago ...and my bro tried to close this program by clicking the pic ;D .....and told me why this porgrams are not closing ;D
regards
AXIS
have a look at this" }-

LMAO, my wife has been clicking her Incredimail for two hours now. ;D

[Firecat]

I set my Doom 3 to use the NV1x (GeForce1) codepath for graphics, and now my brother plays it and says "why are are all the graphics screwed up?"

<Its supposed to run at NV3x codepath (GeForce FX) with extra detail>

Poor bro :P;D

[no13]

-{ Quote: "I set my Doom 3 to use the NV1x (GeForce1) codepath for graphics, and now my brother plays it and says "why are are all the graphics screwed up?"

<Its supposed to run at NV3x codepath (GeForce FX) with extra detail>

Poor bro :P;D" }-
That's one of THE most unfunny practical jokes I've ever heard of...

you need to try less harder to be funny ;D;D

[Lurkerella]

That sounds like a superb way of keeping others off and out of your computer!!

[CarolinaMoonshine]

-{ Quote: "LMAO, my wife has been clicking her Incredimail for two hours now." }-

::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

You guys are too funny! ;D I can already hear the explanation in divorce court. :o

[INTOXSICKATED]

-{ Quote: "::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

You guys are too funny! ;D I can already hear the explanation in divorce court. :o" }-
someone has already thrown a chili dog at me. :'(

[CarolinaMoonshine]

-{ Quote: "someone has already thrown a chili dog at me. " }-

Yep, that was me - sorry about the mess!

Any number of you could pull a fast one on me. I would go into a panic and be calling my computer guru to travel that 50 miles, and put ALL OF THAT MONEY into his gas tank! :'(

How about that very, very simple little trick of putting a piece of scotch tape on the bottom of the mouse, covering up that little mouse ball? :-*

Of course, mine is optical, so I doubt that would work on me..... :)

[INTOXSICKATED]

-{ Quote: "How about that very, very simple little trick of putting a piece of scotch tape on the bottom of the mouse, covering up that little mouse ball? :-* " }-
that's genius! more fun at work tomorrow! :D

[AXIS]

-{ Quote: "i work with older guys who are very computer illiterate. they just use it for a couple of programs that they need to do their job. i like to change the desktop icons on them and rename them as well. it's funny watching them try to start one program, and another keeps opening instead! :D cheap amusement, but i need something to do to help pass the time." }-
try this one
place thiz on the desktop
i think this will stop his heartbeat ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
AXIS
IDLE MIND IZ AXIS's WORKSOP ;D :) ;D

[no13]

-{ Quote: "How about that very, very simple little trick of putting a piece of scotch tape on the bottom of the mouse, covering up that little mouse ball?" }-Workaround for optical mice.
+ Use something called "medical paper tape" for optical mice. I dunno if its available in your nick of the woods.
+ If not, then just color the scotch tape over using one of those markers that write on plastic [OHP slide markers, white board markers, permanent markers ;)]
+ Or use electrical insulating tape on top of scotch tape.
+ or simply stick a pece of paper between mouse sensor and scotch tape.
remember... BLACK color is VERY fashionable for these tricks [black colored paper, tape, marker... whatever]

Now your friends can go lawsuit crazy on you ;)