Peaches4U
April 11th, 2005, 01:57 AM
This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and
ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful
day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And,
if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions
to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it
here. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's
book, "Captain Underpants.And the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to
assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the
first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizzard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
Use the third letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is
Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And my name is ... "sloopy dunkin"
ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful
day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And,
if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions
to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it
here. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's
book, "Captain Underpants.And the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to
assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the
first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizzard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
Use the third letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is
Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And my name is ... "sloopy dunkin"