FOUND recipe for Love Potion #9

[Marja]

LOVE POTION #9


In a small pot, simmer a half cup of jojoba oil and, moving your spoon clockwise, stir in 9 drops each of the following essential oils: ambergris, cinnamon, frankincense, jasmine, lavender, musk, orange blossom, rose, violet, and ylang ylang. Let cool and store in a dark glass container. Dab yourself with it as you would your favorite perfume before a night out (or a night in) to drive your loved one wild with desire.


PLEASE DO NOT FEED TO COWS!! (REFERRING TO SONG, YA CLUCKS! AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!)

[Marja]

ENCHANTING BREW

Pour a quart of red wine or grape juice in a non-reactive pot and warm to a near simmer. In a doubled piece of cheesecloth place two cinnamon sticks, a teaspoon of rose petals, ½ teaspoon each of ginger and cloves, a wedge of orange peel and a piece of fresh ginger. Gather and tie the bundle tightly with butcher's string, and place it in the liquid to steep. Taste the brew every few minutes until the flavors have been infused, but remove the bundle before they become overpowering. Chill if desired. Share a glass with your loved one and toast to an enchanting evening.

[Marja]

Love Charm: To draw love into your life, cut a three by three inch square of aluminum foil. All metals have attractive properties, and work much like a lightening rod which draws electricity from the atmosphere. Sprinkle a pinch each of dried parsley, rosemary, and thyme onto the center of the foil. Carefully fold the foil to keep the herbs sealed inside. Keep it against your heart to attract loving energies to yourself.


( I don't know!?!? This was kinda itchy!! And being a lightening rod while it's raining, just doesn't appeal to me for some reason):o :o ;D

[Rita]

Good recipes Marja ;D
If you had the ingredients ;D ;D


Always wondered what love potion # 9 was


Now I have been educated ;D ;D

[ronjor]

Oldie but goodie. And I mean oldie! ;D

Love Potion #9

I took my troubles down to Madame Rue
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion Number Nine

I told her that I was a flop with chics
I've been this way since 1956
She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign
She said "What you need is Love Potion Number Nine"

She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
She said "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink"
It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine

I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine
Love Potion Number Nine
Love Potion Number Nine
Love Potion Number Nine

[bigc73542]

Love potion no. 9

Nine ounces of tequila works almost every time. At least temporarily ;)

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: " LOVE POTION #9


In a small pot, simmer a half cup of jojoba oil and, moving your spoon clockwise, stir in 9 drops each of the following essential oils: ambergris, cinnamon, frankincense, jasmine, lavender, musk, orange blossom, rose, violet, and ylang ylang. Let cool and store in a dark glass container. Dab yourself with it as you would your favorite perfume before a night out (or a night in) to drive your loved one wild with desire.


PLEASE DO NOT FEED TO COWS!! (REFERRING TO SONG, YA CLUCKS! AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!) " }-

It sure must smell good! :)

[CartoonBoy]

-{ Quote: "Love potion no. 9

Nine ounces of tequila works almost every time. At least temporarily ;)" }-

Similar to beer goggles by the sounds of it Big C !
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[Marja]

This is supposed to be about ROMANCE you guys!! Not "gettin' her drunk"!

Have a little decorum in the forum!! :)

[CartoonBoy]

Oh no no Marja.....What we are saying, and I'm sure Big C will agree is for the lady to get drunk, you know......so we look real hot!
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[bigc73542]

Oh no marja, I always use the good stuff to turn her head ;)

http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v33/jiminabottle/Love_potion.jpg

[CartoonBoy]

DOES THAT WORK!?
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[bigc73542]

Hmmmmmmmmm couuuuuld beeeeeee :lurking:

[Marja]

The Love Calculator
http://www.lovecalculator.com/

Then at your own risk!! Try this out!!
(Not responsible if you don't have security or don't like Valentine's Day stuff!)

Marja8)

[Marja]

Free LoveTest - relationship, love and romance advice (Start Form)
http://www.lovetest.com/loveteststart.html

SAME ADVICE HERE!!! Have fun!!

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "The Love Calculator

Then at your own risk!! Try this out!!
(Not responsible if you don't have security or don't like Valentine's Day stuff!)

Marja8)" }-

That's interesting. I'm not compatible with anyone. :D *puppy*

[Marja]

Yeah! That first one says I don't get along with any one! See, we're compatible!! :D

[Marja]

Kinda like this?? ;D

[JojobaUser]

If you want the best Love Potion for your hair, try the following shampoo mix:

Jojoba oil mixed (1 oz) mixed with a mild soap base (6oz. of coconut oil works best) and add organic Aloe Vera (1oz.) and Yucca Root extracts. Then, add about 8 drops ea. of the essential oils Cedar and Rosewood.

This shampoo mix will not only make your hair look good, it will prevent it from falling out.

Signed,

49 year old male with full head of hair.

[Marja]

LOL!! OK! It sounds like it will smell good too!

[Marja]

Found something for you, Ritaann!! Chocolate Obsession Barbie!!

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "Found something for you, Ritaann!! Chocolate Obsession Barbie!!" }-
She's beautiful--thats one I dont have--got 2 for valentines day,the grease Barbie and the I love Lucy Barbie :D I love those Barbies--maybe even better than chocolate :-\

[Sugabella]

-{ Quote: "She's beautiful--thats one I dont have--got 2 for valentines day,the grease Barbie and the I love Lucy Barbie :D I love those Barbies--maybe even better than chocolate :-\" }-
I got the grease barbie too I went to see grease on ice it was a nice show. I also got pretty in pink barbie from when i was a kid thank god for e-bay.

[CartoonBoy]

-{ Quote: "I got the grease barbie too I went to see grease on ice it was a nice show. I also got pretty in pink barbie from when i was a kid thank god for e-bay." }-

Hey I thought when you and Ritaan were saying ' grease ' Barbie you were talking about grease! I thought....Barbie fix cars? Get out of here !
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[Rita]

-{ Quote: "I got the grease barbie too I went to see grease on ice it was a nice show. I also got pretty in pink barbie from when i was a kid thank god for e-bay." }-
Hi Suga
I bet that was a great show!!Pretty in pink is a beautiful one.I have got alot of Barbies from ebay too-you can find about any kind there.The last one i got from there was the set of the X files(Barbie and Ken)

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "Hey I thought when you and Ritaan were saying ' grease ' Barbie you were talking about grease! I thought....Barbie fix cars? Get out of here !
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I bet there is a mechanic Barbie ;D She has been everything from an astroaunt to the president ;D No kidding :D

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "The Love Calculator
http://www.lovecalculator.com/

Then at your own risk!! Try this out!!
(Not responsible if you don't have security or don't like Valentine's Day stuff!)

Marja8)" }-
I guess, we'll go ahead and stay together.
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Love Calculator results
These are the results of the calculations by Dr. Love:

Cynthia R....loves.... Steven L

96 %

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Cynthia R and Steven L has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.


Disclaimer: It's not possible to get a hundred per cent probabilty,
therefore there's no guarantee of any kind that the relationship will work out between these two people.
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[Marja]

Yea! Yea!!! I don't think ANY one got more than 61%!!! Yea! Yea! for BeetleJuice and BeetleBoss, (Cindy and Steve)
Did you take the test using those names? Maybe leave well enuff alone!! ;D

Yea!! Again!!

[BeetleBoss]

-{ Quote: "Yea! Yea!!! I don't think ANY one got more than 61%!!! Yea! Yea! for BeetleJuice and BeetleBoss, (Cindy and Steve)
Did you take the test using those names? Maybe leave well enuff alone!! ;D

Yea!! Again!!" }-
Thanks!! We used our 'real' names and my maiden name.
Maybe we should see how "beetlejuice" & "BeetleBoss" would do. http://www.castlefm.net/sm/std/lol.gifhttp://www.castlefm.net/sm/std/lol.gif

[Firecat]

-{ Quote: "Thanks!! We used our 'real' names and my maiden name.
Maybe we should see how "beetlejuice" & "BeetleBoss" would do. http://www.castlefm.net/sm/std/lol.gifhttp://www.castlefm.net/sm/std/lol.gif" }-
Well, BeetleBoss I tried it out and I don't know whether it works but:

Love Calculator results
These are the results of the calculations by Dr. Love:
beetlejuice and BeetleBoss

25 %


The chance of a relationship working out between beetlejuice and BeetleBoss is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.
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I'm sorry to have indulged in this, PLEASE PLEASE do not kill me! :(

REALLY REALLY sorry, but that was the result I got, not my fault really, forgive me.

SORRY SORRY SORRY

Best Regards,
Firecat

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "Well, BeetleBoss I tried it out and I don't know whether it works but:

Love Calculator results
These are the results of the calculations by Dr. Love:
beetlejuice and BeetleBoss

25 %


The chance of a relationship working out between beetlejuice and BeetleBoss is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.
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I'm sorry to have indulged in this, PLEASE PLEASE do not kill me! :(

REALLY REALLY sorry, but that was the result I got, not my fault really, forgive me.

SORRY SORRY SORRY

Best Regards,
Firecat" }-


Man you didn't include the little devil guy shorting out the computer did ya? No wonder it only came out to a 25%. :o