has anyone seen my hat ???

[iceni60]

???
http://www.nonags.com/nonags/funimg/hat.jpg

[bigc73542]

without those instructions people all over the world would probably be wearing hats on their butts ;D ;D ;)

[Blackspear]

-{ Quote: "without those instructions people all over the world would probably be wearing hats on their butts ;D ;D ;)" }-ROFLMAO, well down Texas way that might be the case ::) ;) ;D

;D ;D ;D

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "ROFLMAO, well down Texas way that might be the case ::) ;) ;D

;D ;D ;D" }-


That's one. 8) Clearly, Vegemite poisoning.

[Detox]

-{ Quote: "ROFLMAO, well down Texas way that might be the case ::) ;) ;D

;D ;D ;D" }-

Don't me me open up a can on ya. ;D

[Blackspear]

Damn, all the cousins come out of the woodwork quickly :o ::) ;) ;D

[~*Nat*~]

Originally Posted by bigc73542
without those instructions people all over the world would probably be wearing hats on their butts ;D ;D ;)

_____________________

OH MY GOLLY !! That made me laugh so hard, my tummy hurts !!!!
Stop it now !

:D ;D :D

[~*Nat*~]

iceni...maybe you should check to see where you left your hat last.
It could be on your behind, or where you last had it...

Hahaha

[iceni60]

-{ Quote: "iceni...maybe you should check to see where you left your hat last.
It could be on your behind, or where you last had it...

Hahaha" }-
slippery customers - hats, you never know where you stand with them.

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: "slippery customers - hats, you never know where you stand with them." }-
True. They are very unpredictable - specially when it's windy outside.

[iceni60]

and fly fishing too

[~*Nat*~]

I think it's time to discipline the lil buggers.

[iceni60]

cant do that just yet, i think i'd loss my Christmas spirit :( .

[Detox]

-{ Quote: "Damn, all the cousins come out of the woodwork quickly :o ::) ;) ;D" }-


Reckon' you don't even know what it means when we're fixin' to open a can on ya eh?

[bigc73542]

http://bendyhorse.dyndns.org/pinky/images/can_o_whup_ass.jpg

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: "cant do that just yet, i think i'd loss my Christmas spirit :( ." }-

Awww, just because you lost your hat ? From what I know is you can buy new ones. Or, maybe even Santa will bring you one !??! Hmm?? :D

Smile again iceni...

[Blackspear]

-{ Quote: "Reckon' you don't even know what it means when we're fixin' to open a can on ya eh?" }-ROFLMAO, what Baked Beans or Spaghetti? You gonna whip me with a wet noodle? ;) ;D

;D ;D ;D

[bigc73542]

this is more like it

[Detox]

Yup BIgC has the right can - now don't make us Texans open up a fresh can of that stuff on ya ;D

[~*Nat*~]

bigc..I have a very humble and respectful question.....

You don't happen to have a...hmmm..how can I say it best....buttfetish (pssst)
by any chance ?
It's ok though....You are too funny !!
And that is meant as a compliment !

:D ;D

[~*Nat*~]

what does wupass taste like anyways ??

[dog]

-{ Quote: "Yup BIgC has the right can - now don't make us Texans open up a fresh can of that stuff on ya ;D" }-

I got your back Blackspear. ;) it's been really cold up here ... so that pile of snowballs I've been making are now hard as ... Rocks!!! We've got all the ammo we need ... those tough Texas Boys will shrivel in our hail of cold. :lurking:

:lurking: Beware of dog! :lurking:

[Blackspear]

-{ Quote: "this is more like it" }-ROFLMAO, so what is this WUP, does it taste like chicken or cat? ;D

[Blackspear]

-{ Quote: "I got your back Blackspear. ;) it's been really cold up here ... so that pile of snowballs I've been making are now hard as ... Rocks!!! We've got all the ammo we need ... those tough Texas Boys will shrivel in the cold. :lurking:

:lurking: Beware of dog! :lurking:" }-Wooohooooo, at where's that liddle dragon, oh that's right, last seen with my hand on it's tail being swung in circles until he was dizzy. Then I tied him up like a pork roast and sprinkled sea salt on him. Hmmmmm wonder if that crackling is ready yet ;D

[bigc73542]

-{ Quote: "I got your back Blackspear. ;) it's been really cold up here ... so that pile of snowballs I've been making are now hard as ... Rocks!!! We've got all the ammo we need ... those tough Texas Boys will shrivel in our hail of cold. :lurking:

:lurking: Beware of dog! :lurking:" }-

I don't guess you have ever been to west texas in the winter. It gets so cold there that they use frozen rattlesnakes for fence post's

[Detox]

Hmmm almost seems like lots of these folks really dunno what it is - "wup" is the way lots of people around here say "whoop" as in "whip" or "beat" the ... errr.. derrier ;D

I hear a can-o-whoopass tastes rather bitter, but I won't swear to it seein' how I never did try any myself 8)

Now, what a bad choice there dog; guess I'll hafta call up a cousin of mine and borrow his Lynx to come give your puppy-house a visit. Can you say "meow?" :-*

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: "I don't guess you have ever been to west texas in the winter. It gets so cold there that they use frozen rattlesnakes for fence post's" }-
See? No wonder people recycle. There's always something to be re-useful.

[bigc73542]

http://www.cites.ec.gc.ca/images/photo/lynx.jpg


they like hot DOGS

[Detox]

They truly do - it's always rather funny at the family reunion to see the Lynx chasing all the other relatives dogs around ;D

[Blackspear]

-{ Quote: "It gets so cold there that they use frozen rattlesnakes for fence post's" }-And these guys could tell the difference between a Rattler and a Fence Post.... ;) ;D

[dog]

LOL ... A Cat is a Cat ... when I'm finished ~force~ feeding him a couple of cans of Wup@ss ... I'll clip his nails ... and file his teeth, to help my Texas bethren out. ;D ;D ;D Hmmm ... maybe he'd like a cute little Pink Ribbon Collar too ... ;D :lurking:

:lurking: Beware of dog :lurking:

[Detox]

Nah my relatives with the pet Lynx are in Montana actually :P

Any-who I do seem to recognize them lads in the pic.. can't quite place 'em tho ;D

[Blackspear]

-{ Quote: "LOL ... A Cat is a Cat ... when I'm finished ~force~ feeding him a couple of cans of Wup@ss ... I'll clip his nails ... and file his teeth, to help my Texas bethren out. ;D ;D ;D Hmmm ... maybe he'd like a cute little Pink Ribbon Collar too ... ;D :lurking:

:lurking: Beware of dog :lurking:" }-ROFLMAO, oh the classic Dog humor surfaces ;D

[Blackspear]

-{ Quote: "Nah my relatives with the pet Lynx are in Montana actually :P

Any-who I do seem to recognize them lads in the pic.. can't quite place 'em tho ;D" }-Have you looked in the mirror lately :o ;) ;D

;D ;D ;D

[Detox]

Bah someone spiked Dog's kibbles-n-bits again ::)

[Detox]

Can't afford newfangled 'spensive stuff like them.

-{ Quote: "Have you loked in the mirror lately :o ;) ;D

;D ;D ;D" }-

[bigc73542]

-{ Quote: "And these guys could tell the difference between a Rattler and a Fence Post.... ;) ;D" }-


I don't know, there your friends you'll have ask em ;D ;D ;)

[dog]

-{ Quote: "Bah someone spiked Dog's kibbles-n-bits again ::)" }-

Huh? ... *hic* ... ~as dog chases his tail round and round~ {singing} Kibbles-n-Bits, Kibbles-n-Bits ... Got's to get me some Kibbles-n-Bits :P ;D :lurking: *hic .... up*

[bigc73542]

Here dog Nice doggie


http://home.att.net/~cjspetbakery/dplt.jpg

[bigbuck]

-{ Quote: "Damn, all the cousins come out of the woodwork quickly :o ::) ;) ;D" }- Hell!....They's all 'lated down that there way boy!

[ronjor]

Big Texas thanks to dog and bigc for all their helpful suggestions and tools in this matter.

As you know, discouraging words were spoken in this thread for no reason at all. Us cousins don't like discouraging words out here on the open range.

Why don't you boys from Oz go out for some chook and ale and calm down abit. I'm sure we can get on quite well with a little effort. ;D

[jade7]

I believe i saw your cap here
http://www.nationmaster.com/region/CAC

I forgot where exactly..

[bigbuck]

Sorry Ron,
Must have been confusing Texas with the place that 'Deliverence' was set! ;D ;D ;D

[ronjor]

bigbuck-{ Quote: "Must have been confusing Texas with the place that 'Deliverence' was set!" }-

Well, that movie clearly wasn't filmed in Texas. We don't have any water here! ;D
You must be confusing Texas with Tennessee ??? ;D

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: "I believe i saw your cap here
http://www.nationmaster.com/region/CAC

I forgot where exactly.." }-
Well at least it's easier to find it There than trying to find a needle in a pile of hay !
I'm sure he'll find this link very useful. ;) ;D

[iceni60]

-{ Quote: "Awww, just because you lost your hat ? From what I know is you can buy new ones. Or, maybe even Santa will bring you one !??! Hmm?? :D

Smile again iceni..." }-
;D :)

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: ";D :)" }-

Yaaay..nice smile iceni ! :)
And nice hat too. At this time of year it's very popular...where did you get it ?

:D

[iceni60]

-{ Quote: "Yaaay..nice smile iceni ! :)
And nice hat too. At this time of year it's very popular...where did you get it ?

:D" }-
i found it by a lake with a hook stuck in it ???

[~*Nat*~]

Isn't it a bit too cold to go fishing right now ?

At least you got it for free..yes ? ;)

[iceni60]

-{ Quote: "Isn't it a bit too cold to go fishing right now ?

At least you got it for free..yes ? ;)" }-
i wasnt actually fishing at the time, i was going out to buy some milk and took a short-cut past the lake. yes it was free, i'm very happy. i had to put it through the washing machine first though. :(

[~*Nat*~]

Holy cow, iceni. You grew a beard in a matter of hours !! :o

I wish I had such good hormones to grow my hair fast like that. ::)

Or is it a fake one ? Admit it. ;)

[Blackspear]

-{ Quote: "Sorry Ron,
Must have been confusing Texas with the place that 'Deliverence' was set! ;D ;D ;D" }-ROFLMAO, oh so sweet ;D

[iceni60]

-{ Quote: "Holy cow, iceni. You grew a beard in a matter of hours !! :o

I wish I had such good hormones to grow my hair fast like that. ::)

Or is it a fake one ? Admit it. ;)" }-
OK i admit it, its got a string around the back.

[slammer_JvA]

-{ Quote: "I don't guess you have ever been to west texas in the winter." }-Well, that makes sense.......:
-{ Quote: "It gets so cold there that they use frozen rattlesnakes for fence post's" }-
Just added another reason never to go there! ;) :P ;D ;D

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: "OK i admit it, its got a string around the back." }-Hehe, thats what I figured. But - errrmm...would you mind trimming your fake
beard a bit ?...I like goatees on a man ! ;D ;)

[iceni60]

-{ Quote: "Hehe, thats what I figured. But - errrmm...would you mind trimming your fake
beard a bit ?...I like goatees on a man ! ;D ;)" }-
crumbs :o i'd better see what i can do. how about http://emoticons4u.informationalot.com/cartoon/052.gif ???

[~*Nat*~]

Are you considering dying your hair brightred too ?? Very sexy ;)

Beardwise...uhm...perhaps a tad more shorter, and the, the, u know...nosehair! They kinda sticking out. ;)

[iceni60]

-{ Quote: "Are you considering dying your hair brightred too ?? Very sexy ;)

Beardwise...uhm...perhaps a tad more shorter, and the, the, u know...nosehair! They kinda sticking out. ;)" }-
not sure if i'll keep the hair this colour http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb/images/smilies/confused.gif

how about http://www.yatoula.com/gif/smiles/smiley_174.gif

[iceni60]

here's a new hat http://forums.manageyourpc.com/style_emoticons/default/king.gif

[~*Nat*~]

iceni..I always thought that in the UK you must be born into royalty...You just crowned Yourself, you realize that right?

I think you should stick with red hair - but not as high though...hm?

[iceni60]

-{ Quote: "iceni..I always thought that in the UK you must be born into royalty...You just crowned Yourself, you realize that right?

I think you should stick with red hair - but not as high though...hm?" }-
do you really like red hair?

being born Royal to be Royal - anything can happen here because we dont have a written constitution, i dont think i was crowning myself anyway, just looking for a hat.
i cant wait for summer, then i wont need a hat 8)

[~*Nat*~]

I like all hair colors - red, green, violet, doesn't matter, as long as there's a well groomed goatee there. ;D ;D ;)

And I never studied the royal constitutions, but I'd be careful..I wonder what the Queen would say seeing you with that crown...

[iceni60]

-{ Quote: "I like all hair colors - red, green, violet, doesn't matter, as long as there's a well groomed goatee there. ;D ;D ;)

And I never studied the royal constitutions, but I'd be careful..I wonder what the Queen would say seeing you with that crown..." }-
Hi, Nat :) sounds like you really like goatees. i think it's time to be honest with you, and tell you the true about myself - i have dark brown, shortish hair and just to finish off the look, i like to have a well groomed goatee. 8)

the Queen might say "iceni, come here, look at the state of you!, that crown isnt on straight"

[~*Nat*~]

Well iceni...You just sound absolutely like my type of guy !
Goatee too...uhmmm...there's nothing more appealing about a dark haired man with THIS !! :-* ;) ;) :)

[iceni60]

-{ Quote: "Well iceni...You just sound absolutely like my type of guy !
Goatee too...uhmmm...there's nothing more appealing about a dark haired man with THIS !! :-* ;) ;) :)" }-
Nat, i am very happy now ;D i'll book a table at the Ritz and we can have Sunday Lunch. what do you say http://forums.manageyourpc.com/style_emoticons/default/thumbs_up.gif

http://www.thephonebutler.co.uk/images/ritz-front.jpg

[~*Nat*~]

SURE...I'd LOVE to !! :) :D

As long as you can pay me the airplaine ticket...!??

[iceni60]

-{ Quote: "SURE...I'd LOVE to !! :) :D

As long as you can pay me the airplaine ticket...!??" }-
no problem. i'll have a word with the Queen and see if we can get one of those mothballed Concordes out. See you Sunday 8) 8)
http://www.mach3graphics.com/misc%20graphics/jpg/Concorde%205.jpg

[~*Nat*~]

Sure thing, I'll get my hair done and I'll be over there in the royal land in a swish !

Sunday - sharp !

I hope the Queen likes me....

[~*Nat*~]

Yep..sure thing..with THAT plane..i deff will be over in a swish ! In an hour !!! :o

[iceni60]

sounds like it will be a great day. the Queen will love you. im on my way now to get everything in place for Sunday. and while i remember... Merry Christmas, Nat :)


http://www.yatoula.com/gif/smiles/avatar_27.gif

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: "sounds like it will be a great day. the Queen will love you. im on my way now to get everything in place for Sunday. and while i remember... Merry Christmas, Nat :)


http://www.yatoula.com/gif/smiles/avatar_27.gif" }-

Awww....I am touched. :'( <--Happy Tear
And it was always my dream to be carried away by a knight in shining armour <sp> on his beautiful horse. How romantic.....

A true gentleman, you must be :)

And iceni ...psssst....Merry X-mas to you too :) ;)