Jimbob's Brother

[Jimbob1989]

Dear Friends,

Today is a special day for 2 reasons. The first, it is exactly 2 months since I registered here at wilders to the day. Secondly, I am introducing my younger brother to the world of forums.

I am not registering him in the same forums as me, instead I am looking for some other forums where he can discuss the areas he knows and understands.

And so I am looking for forums in the following areas:

Playstation 2 gaming
PC Gaming
General Computing
Electronics
Music (heavy metal)
Art (excluding gay art... don't ask)

Jimbob

[Primrose]

What is your younger brother's nickname going to be at these forums ? :)
And how is this post of your's introducing him here at wilders ?

Seems to me he should start out at your 12noon and ask the obvious. ;)

[big ed]

It's kinda like when my brother and I walked on to the pitch to referee a Soccer Match. Both Coaches uttered in unison "Oh my God, theres two of them". Made our day!

Play on, big ed

[slammer_JvA]

-{ Quote: "It's kinda like when my brother and I walked on to the pitch to referee a Soccer Match. Both Coaches uttered in unison "Oh my God, theres two of them". Made our day!

Play on, big ed" }-
ROFLMAO !!! ;D ;D ;D 8)

[nadirah]

Announcing the arrival of Jimbob1989 the II !!!
LOL!!! ;D

[hayc59]

Ok I Give Up!!!:D

[Jimbob1989]

He's not coming here yet :D

Jimbob

[Cochise]

Like the Irishman said after the end of the potato Famine....."Thank the Lord for small Murphys"......... ;D ;D



Cochise, 8)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Like the Irishman said after the end of the potato Famine....."Thank the Lord for small Murphys"......... ;D ;D



Cochise, 8)" }-

Hey Cochise,

I would like to register the strongest protest against your post. As I logged on here to read the latest in World Affairs I made the mistake of reading your reply just as I was taking a big swig of hot coffee. I laughed so hard (as the coffee flew out of my nose and mouth) that I think I hurt something. It took me a half hour to change my clothes, clean my desk, and wipe down the monitor and kybd. I have a PHD in "Murphy"s Laws" and puns but I never heard that one. I loved it!

Play on, big ed

[bigbuck]

-{ Quote: "Like the Irishman said after the end of the potato Famine....."Thank the Lord for small Murphys"......... ;D ;D



Cochise, 8)" }- LMAO
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[bigbuck]

-{ Quote: "Dear Friends,
Today is a special day for 2 reasons. The first, it is exactly 2 months since I registered here at wilders to the day. Secondly, I am introducing my younger brother to the world of forums.
Jimbob" }- Double Trouble !!
;D ;D ;D ;D

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "Double Trouble !!
;D ;D ;D ;D" }-

As if I'm any trouble ::)

-{ Quote: "Join Date: October 18th, 2004
PostsTotal Posts: 698 (11.26 posts per day)" }-

2 Months and a day now :D
I'll be reaching my 1000 mark in no time :D

Jimbob

[bigbuck]

And only 2 posts to go till 700!

[nadirah]

Hey Jimbob, I wanna see if you can set this record: Achieve at least 1000 posts in 1 week.

Can you do it? ;D

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "Hey Jimbob, I wanna see if you can set this record: Achieve at least 1000 posts in 1 week.

Can you do it? ;D" }-

If thats a week as in 7 days and not 5,

I would have to make around 43 posts per day :o

42.857142857142857142857142857143 to be exact.

OK.

Jimbob

[bigbuck]

-{ Quote: "If thats a week as in 7 days and not 5,

I would have to make around 43 posts per day :o

OK.

Jimbob" }- Er????......Professor Jimbob!......That would be about 143 posts per day!

[nadirah]

Jimbob1989 gets his most formidable challenge yet: Attempting to achieve 1000 posts in just 1 week! :o

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "Er????......Professor Jimbob!......That would be about 143 posts per day!" }-

??? 300 / 7 = 42.857142857142857142857142857143

Jimbob

[nadirah]

I'm gonna try to hit 2000 posts in just 4 days!

[Jimbob1989]

Oh, I thought u meant get to 1000 in a week. Or did u mean post 1000 in a week.

I can get to 1000 in a week easy. About 43 posts a day, you have to admit, thats not that easy to say I have school 2 days in that week.

Jimbob

[bigbuck]

-{ Quote: " at least 1000 posts in 1 week.

Can you do it? ;D" }- That's how I read it!
Anyway...regardless.....just post here only;
http://www.wilderssecurity.com/showthread.php?t=44784
It would be less than 300 words a day.....You CouLD post a 1000 in a week!

[Jimbob1989]

How about I need to have 1000 posts for christmas day?

Jimbob

[nadirah]

-{ Quote: "How about I need to have 1000 posts for christmas day?

Jimbob" }-
Hey, that would be a good christmas present for you! :D

[bigbuck]

-{ Quote: "How about I need to have 1000 posts for christmas day?

Jimbob" }- I might have to start hanging out at 12 Noon in that case!

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "Hey, that would be a good christmas present for you! :D" }-

OK, so my challange is to have a post count of at least 1000 by Christmas Day, when do you recieve senior member status?

-{ Quote: "I might have to start hanging out at 12 Noon in that case!" }-

Why's that?

Jimbob

[bigbuck]

Two Word Stories coming up!

[nadirah]

yo mama!

[Jimbob1989]

Do you want to enter the challange as well Bigbuck? you have practically the same post count as me.

Jimbob

[nadirah]

Accept the challenge bigbucky! ;D

[nadirah]

no reponse- seems like bigbuck is not ready for the 1000 posts challenge...

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "no reponse- seems like bigbuck is not ready for the 1000 posts challenge..." }-

Seems its actually BigDuck :D

Jimbob

[nadirah]

-{ Quote: "Seems its actually BigDuck :D

Jimbob" }-
ROFLMAO!!! LOL!!! ;D

[bigbuck]

I don't have enough intelligent things to say to post 50 times a day between now and Christmas.....
I concede defeat to the better man.......You'd better get over to "2 word stories" JB, time's a wastin'.

[nadirah]

Bigbuck is out of the 1000 posts challenge! :P

[bigbuck]

Here's some material for that thread;
Oh what
a lovely
day it
is today
don't you
think so
Gee I'm
tired I
Think I'll
get some
sleep now
There's 11 posts there!!!!!!!

[Jimbob1989]

Here are suitable candidates

Jimbob

[nadirah]

I should call this the:
Wilders Security Forums 1000 posts challenge!
Are you game?

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "I should call this the:
Wilders Security Forums 1000 posts challenge!
Are you game?
" }-

I'm doing it.

Jimbob

[bigbuck]

You're wasting words here JB........Over to;
http://www.wilderssecurity.com/showthread.php?p=327185#post327185

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "You're wasting words here JB........Over to;
http://www.wilderssecurity.com/showthread.php?p=327185#post327185" }-

Done ;D

Jimbob

[Jimbob1989]

OK, in about 2 and a half hours I have made 50 posts. So I think I am on track.

Jimbob

[WYBaugh]

Jimbob,

The two forums that I go to are:

Avault - http://forums.avault.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi
Octopus Overlords (!?) - http://www.octopusoverlords.com/phpBB2/

They are both good adult gaming discussion forums.

Bill

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "Jimbob,

The two forums that I go to are:

Avault - http://forums.avault.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi
Octopus Overlords (!?) - http://www.octopusoverlords.com/phpBB2/

They are both good adult gaming discussion forums.

Bill" }-

Thanks Bill.

Jimbob

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "I don't have enough intelligent things to say to post 50 times a day between now and Christmas.....

Neither does anyone else! ;D

Talk on. big ed

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "Neither does anyone else!" }-

Speak for yourself ;D

Jimbob

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "-{ Quote: "I don't have enough intelligent things to say to post 50 times a day between now and Christmas.....

Neither does anyone else! ;D

Talk on. big ed" }-
Amen--speaking of only myself ;D ;D ;D

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "Amen--speaking of only myself ;D ;D ;D" }-

See, Rita knows the truth, an intelligent young woan ;)

Jimbob

[nadirah]

-{ Quote: "See, Rita knows the truth, an intelligent young woan ;)

Jimbob" }- Rita, may I have the pleasure of inviting you out for dinner? :lurking:
~joking~

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "Rita, may I have the pleasure of inviting you out for dinner? :lurking:
~joking~" }-

Your a bit young for her my friend. Plus, I've allready had the honour of asking her and she said yes :D ~joking~

Jimbob

[nadirah]

-{ Quote: "Your a bit young for her my friend. Plus, I've allready had the honour of asking her and she said yes :D ~joking~

Jimbob" }-
nadirah is very jealous of jimbob.
~joking~ ;D

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "nadirah is very jealous of jimbob.
~joking~ ;D" }-

I'm suprised people don't get jelous. Rita is kind enough to look over me and give me advice and help when I ask. Thats what makes her such a good person :) Some might say an angel ;)

Jimbob

[nadirah]

Yes she is the angel of this forum. ;D

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "Rita, may I have the pleasure of inviting you out for dinner? :lurking:
~joking~" }-
Did someone mention food--I'm ready ;D ;D ;D

[nadirah]

-{ Quote: "Did someone mention food--I'm ready ;D ;D ;D" }-
What's your favourite food? ;D

[Rita]

Why dont the three of us go to dinner ;D ;D ;D

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "Why dont the three of us go to dinner ;D ;D ;D" }-

Whats on the menu?

Jimbob

[nadirah]

Spiders legs
Curry chicken
Spaghetti
Hot & Spicy chicken wings
Mashed potato

[nadirah]

-{ Quote: "Why dont the three of us go to dinner ;D ;D ;D" }-
Good idea!

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "Spiders legs
Curry chicken
Spaghetti
Hot & Spicy chicken wings
Mashed potato" }-

Why not let the lady choose ;)

Jimbob

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "What's your favourite food? ;D" }-
I love just about all food--am a foodaholic ;D so you all choose,but I dont know about spider legs ;D

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "I love just about all food--am a foodaholic ;D so you all choose,but I dont know about spider legs ;D" }-

*Jimbob looks at his weist and has not eaten for a while, getting skinny* "A little food won't hurt" :D

Jimbob

[nadirah]

Waiter, give us:
Hot & spicy chicken wings
Spider legs for Jimbob to eat ~LOL~ ;D
spaghetti
pepperoni pizza
Curry chicken with rice
For beverages, give us all a coke.

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "Waiter, give us:
Hot & spicy chicken wings
Spider legs for Jimbob to eat ~LOL~ ;D
spaghetti
pepperoni pizza
Curry chicken with rice
For beverages, give us all a coke." }-

Being mean again.... Grinch ;D

Sounds good apart from the Spider legs ;D

Jimbob

[nadirah]

-{ Quote: "*Jimbob looks at his weist and has not eaten for a while, getting skinny* "A little food won't hurt" :D

Jimbob" }-
Hey waiter, give Jimbob 2 big bowls of tasty spider legs with tomato sauce! ;D

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "Hey waiter, give Jimbob 2 big bowls of tasty spider legs with tomato sauce! ;D" }-

Shouldn't Rita be here, looking out for my wellfare ::)

Jimbob

[nadirah]

-{ Quote: "Shouldn't Rita be here, looking out for my wellfare ::)

Jimbob" }-
Rita's gone to the ladies toilet, pls wait...

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "Rita's gone to the ladies toilet, pls wait..." }-

*Jimbob sits there, holding his stomach and feeling very hungry, thinking to himself, why do women take so long in the toilets*

Jimbob

[nadirah]

-{ Quote: "*Jimbob sits there, holding his stomach and feeling very hungry, thinking to himself, why do women take so long in the toilets*

Jimbob" }-
LOL!!!

[nadirah]

Jimbob, I think rita fell into the toilet bowl and got stuck in there... ;D

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "Jimbob, I think rita fell into the toilet bowl and got stuck in there... ;D" }-

Thats always the excuse... so typical :D

Jimbob

[Rita]

I'll take coffee please

[nadirah]

Waiter, give me a cup of coke pls.

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "Waiter, give me a cup of coke pls." }-

"I've been waiting a while, give me a whisky"
*The waiter looks at Jimbob and in his mind questions his age before walking off as Jimbob slides him some money*

[Rita]

-{ Quote: ""I've been waiting a while, give me a whisky"
*The waiter looks at Jimbob and in his mind questions his age before walking off as Jimbob slides him some money*" }-
naughty Jimbob--thats a no no.I'm looking out for your welfare ;D

[nadirah]

*nadirah is thinking of cunning ways on how to spoil Jimbob's appetite...* ;D;D

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "naughty Jimbob--thats a no no.I'm looking out for your welfare ;D" }-
-{ Quote: "*nadirah is thinking of cunning ways on how to spoil Jimbob's appetite...* ;D;D" }-
Nothing could spoil my appetite, not while I have Rita hear looking after me :)

Jimbob

[nadirah]

-{ Quote: "Nothing could spoil my appetite, not while I have Rita hear looking after me :)

Jimbob" }-
*nadirah snatches Jimbob's bowl of food, brings it to the chef's kitchen and sneakily adds sleeping pills inside and mixes it with the food.*

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "*nadirah snatches Jimbob's bowl of food, brings it to the chef's kitchen and sneakily adds sleeping pills inside and mixes it with the food.*" }-

*Jimbob realises why he calls nadirah the grinch before falling head first into his bowl*

Jimbob

[nadirah]

-{ Quote: "*Jimbob realises why he calls nadirah the grinch before falling head first into his bowl*

Jimbob" }- *MUAHAHA nadirah's sleeping pills work! Jimbob's head is inside his bowl together with the food!, deep asleep.*

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "*MUAHAHA nadirah's sleeping pills work! Jimbob's head is inside his bowl together with the food!, deep asleep.*" }-

*However, Jimbob's working out pays off and Jimbob withstands the sleeping pills and raises his head from his bowl, with his head covered in food.*

Jimbob

[nadirah]

rita: nadirah, what happened to jimbob?
nadirah: well rita, Jimbob didn't sleep well yesterday night, so he's now asleep!

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "rita: nadirah, what happened to jimbob?
nadirah: well rita, Jimbob didn't sleep well yesterday night, so he's now asleep!" }-

*"Oh no he is not" Jimbob says as he removes the noodles from his hair.*

Jimbob

[nadirah]

-{ Quote: "*However, Jimbob's working out pays off and Jimbob withstands the sleeping pills and raises his head from his bowl, with his head covered in food.*

Jimbob" }-
*nadirah uses both his hands and forces Jimbob's head down into the bowl forcefully!*
*rita stares on in horror* :o

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "*nadirah uses both his hands and forces Jimbob's head down into the bowl forcefully!*
*rita stares on in horror* :o" }-

*And in an attempt to show off a little, Jimbob begins lifting weights in his right arm as he struggles to remove his head from the bowl*

Jimbob

[nadirah]

*nadirah stands up, takes out a laser-guided gun, and attempts to shoot Jimbob down with it!*

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "*nadirah stands up, takes out a laser-guided gun, and attempts to shoot Jimbob down with it!*" }-

*However, the working out has paid off again for Jimbob, the bullet bounces off and hits nadirah*

Jimbob

[nadirah]

*nadirah's gun shot Jimbob and stuns Jimbob for a while, after which Jimbob's head falls head first back into the bowl once more!*

[nadirah]

-{ Quote: "*However, the working out has paid off again for Jimbob, the bullet bounces off and hits nadirah*

Jimbob" }-
*but little does Jimbob know that nadirah is wearing a hidden and well-disguised bulletproof vest underneath his shirt.*

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "*nadirah's gun shot Jimbob and stuns Jimbob for a while, after which Jimbob's head falls head first back into the bowl once more!*" }-

*Jimbob is getting fed up of these noodles in the bowl where Jimbob keeps finding himself*

Jimbob

[nadirah]

-{ Quote: "*Jimbob is getting fed up of these noodles in the bowl where Jimbob keeps finding himself*

Jimbob" }-
*nadirah protects himself proactively and hits the bowl of noodles away in a split second!*

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "*nadirah protects himself proactively and hits the bowl of noodles away in a split second!*" }-

*Jimbob begins to feel tired in his own accord and collapses to the floor, only to be picked up again by the lovely Rita*

Jimbob

[nadirah]

*nadirah finishes Jimbob off by powering up his gun, fires three extra powerful shots, the force is so strong that it flings Jimbob out of the restaurant!* :o

[nadirah]

-{ Quote: "*Jimbob begins to feel tired in his own accord and collapses to the floor, only to be picked up again by the lovely Rita*

Jimbob" }-
That's never gonna happen!

[Jimbob1989]

-{ Quote: "That's never gonna happen!" }-

and how about the last 80 posts approximately? ;D

Jimbob

[Cochise]

-{ Quote: "Dear Friends,

Today is a special day for 2 reasons. The first, it is exactly 2 months since I registered here at wilders to the day. Secondly, I am introducing my younger brother to the world of forums.

I am not registering him in the same forums as me, instead I am looking for some other forums where he can discuss the areas he knows and understands.

And so I am looking for forums in the following areas:

Playstation 2 gaming
PC Gaming
General Computing
Electronics
Music (heavy metal)
Art (excluding gay art... don't ask)

Jimbob" }-


Has it REALLY only been two Months Jimmybobbers?.....it sort of feels soooooooooooo much lonnnnnnnnngggggger than that, how time doesn't fly when it really is much longer than you thought............ ;D ;D ;D



Cochise, 8)