software to check for illegal and non microsoft software

[bigc73542]

something new ;D

[dog]

LOL ... don't give them any ideas ;D I can see it now the M$.Format.C virus :-X ;D :lurking:

[ronjor]

;D ;D

I don't get it. I was scanning my computer and it locked up! Am I hijacked?? *puppy*

[Peaches4U]

-{ Quote: ";D ;D

I don't get it. I was scanning my computer and it locked up! Am I hijacked?? *puppy*" }-

Maybe it's ur hidden settings ... ;D ;D

[bigc73542]

Hmmm could be :lurking:

[Detox]

achtung! this is not good - to the artillery my minions!

oops pretend you didnt see this - if you are affiliated or anything like that :lurking:

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "achtung! this is not good - to the artillery my minions!

oops pretend you didnt see this - if you are affiliated or anything like that :lurking:" }-

Surely it is not your intention to sacrifice all of your minions by using them as cannon fodder. Alas and alack!

March on, big ed

[Detox]

nah just as cannonballs 8)

[nadirah]

LOL!!! ;D

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "nah just as cannonballs 8)" }-

Kinda reminds me of the Carnival performers "The Great Zuccinis". They used to get blasted out of a cannon, over a Ferris Wheel, into a net (hopefully). If one of the Brothers got mad at the other the explosive charge might be lessened just enough so that you had to scrape a Zucccini off the wheel.

What fun!

Play on, big ed

[nadirah]

Some funny images... 8)

[nadirah]

LOL!!!

Microsoft acronyms
--------------------

MICROSOFT -- Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

WINDOWS -- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

PENTIUM -- Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

IBM -- I Blame Microsoft

MS-DOS -- Microsoft's Defective Operating System

BASIC -- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

PCMCIA -- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

BILL GATES --Became Insanely Lucrative Lunatic, Gains Assloads of Tokens Exporting Shitware

[nadirah]

Bill Gates making love.

Bill Gates is making the love when his wife says to him:

" Darling, I don't enjoy this! "

He replies:

"Shut Down, Terminate, Ignore or Quit?"

LOL!!! ;D

[nadirah]

IE= Idiotic Explorer

[Fire-Ant]

But you now what you get:

win 95/98 : # reboots when installing software
win 200x : 200x security holes
win nt : needs trashing
win xp : eXPensive
win ME : more errors
;D

[nadirah]

This must be the upgrade feature we have all been waiting for.

[Jimbob1989]

Office Helper :D

Jimbob

[nadirah]

-{ Quote: "Office Helper :D

Jimbob" }-
LOL!!!

[Jimbob1989]

Windows 95 Extras

Jimbob

[nadirah]

The 'Recycle Bin' has been named something more fitting:

[nadirah]

The computer no longer makes you click an American 'OK' but a proper Aussie "You Ripper".

[Jimbob1989]

World Domination 99:

Jimbob

[nadirah]

Is Windows a virus? No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:






They replicate quickly. Okay, Windows does that.
Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so. Okay, Windows does that
Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. Okay, Windows does that, too.


Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. Sigh... Windows does that, too.
Windows ain't a virus, its a bug!

[Jimbob1989]

Another world domination

[nadirah]

Bill Gates is damn horrid!!! :o

[Jimbob1989]

Windows Drag and Drop Option

[nadirah]

-{ Quote: "Windows Drag and Drop Option" }-
COOL!!! That's the fastest method to get rid of my old computer...

[Jimbob1989]

Implossion comes a close second.

Jimbob

[Primrose]

You can still run the software after that scan..but your splash screen gets Modified and Santa will not fill your stocking. :lurking:

[nadirah]

Ever wondered what IE stands for? Everybody calls it Internet Explorer.
I've got some new names for it:
Idiotic Explorer
Internet Exploiter