Thoughts on Thanksgiving

[Rita]

Thanksgiving thoughts--

[Rita]

HOW TO COOK A TURKEY




Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

[nadirah]

Why don't we hold a thanksgiving party here on wilders? Somebody get the turkey! ;D

[Acadia]

This place is filled with turkeys (and I'm not excluding myself) ;D

Acadia

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "This place is filled with turkeys (and I'm not excluding myself) ;D

Acadia" }-
;D ;D ;D

[Peaches4U]

http://www.gifs.net/animate/thanksgiving12.gif to all my American friends. Have a wonderful day.

[bigc73542]

Thank you peaches it is appreciated

bigc

[wildman]

8) Gobble gobble. Yum yum. Diet did some one say diet?

On a serious note, let all of us remember to be thankful.

Thanks
wildman
8) ;D

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: " let all of us remember to be thankful" }-

Everyday here Wildman, everyday. By the way, congrats on becoming a senior member. I think you have found a home! :)

[Rita]

THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR
The mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
The taxes I pay because it means I have an income.

A lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, because it means I have a home.

All the complaining I hear about the government, because it means we have freedom of speech.

My huge heating bill because it means I am warm.

Aching muscles at the end of the day because it means I have been productive.

The lady behind me in church who sings off key because it means I can hear.

The piles of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear.

The alarm that goes off in the morning because it means I am alive.

Getting too much e-mail because it means friends are thinking of me.

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "8) Gobble gobble. Yum yum. Diet did some one say diet?
8) ;D" }-

Just remember. The word DIET is just the word DIE with a T on the end!!!!!!! :o

[Peaches4U]

-{ Quote: "Just remember. The word DIET is just the word DIE with a T on the end!!!!!!! :o" }-

"T" for turkey ........ ;D

[bigc73542]

-{ Quote: ""T" for turkey ........ ;D" }-


Stuffed turkey ;D ;)

[beetlejuice]

LOL ;D ;D ;D

[Peaches4U]

-{ Quote: "Stuffed turkey ;D ;)" }-

which one - on the table or the one devouring? ;D ;D

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "which one - on the table or the one devouring? ;D ;D" }-

Does it really matter? ???

[bigc73542]

nah it's all good ;D

[Peaches4U]

Turkey in distress http://www.gifs.net/animate/turkey5.gif

[bigc73542]

some turkeys are luckier than others



http://www.projo.com/seasonal/thanksgiving/dress_turkey/uploads/1069523163.jpg

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "Turkey in distress http://www.gifs.net/animate/turkey5.gif" }-

You call that distress?????

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "some turkeys are luckier than others" }-

Is that Anna Nicole Smith? ;D

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "You call that distress?????" }-

;D ;D ;D

[bigc73542]

-{ Quote: "Is that Anna Nicole Smith? ;D" }-

anna nicole wishes she looked that good ;)

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "anna nicole wishes she looked that good ;)" }-

I was speaking of her marriage. 8)

[bigc73542]

-{ Quote: "I was speaking of her marriage. 8)" }-
you talking about that old bird she was married to ;D

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "you talking about that old bird she was married to ;D" }-

Well---------- ;D

[Rita]

I'm thankful not to be a turkey ;D