Rita
November 10th, 2004, 04:47 PM
Hilarious Classified Ads
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
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FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat been out awhile.. Better be reward.
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COWS, CALVES, NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened used once
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
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FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
=================
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
=================
FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
=================
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
=================
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat been out awhile.. Better be reward.
=================
COWS, CALVES, NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale.
=================
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
=================
GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
=================
NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened used once
=================
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
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FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.