10 Funny Signs

[dog]

10 Funny Signs

1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

[nadirah]

;D ;D ;D

[bigc73542]

pretty good

[notageek]

I see this funny sign the other day. Someone took a picture of it and posted it to a web page.

It was a store sign. It was (or is) a store in maine named Hussey's General Store. It said " Guns, wedding gowns and cold beer."

I thought it was funny.

[gerardwil]

On one other restaurant: Vegetarian Steakhouse

[bigc73542]

I have never seen a vegetarian steak before :o

[Peaches4U]

http://img31.exs.cx/img31/2517/Plumberwithhumor.jpg

[Peaches4U]

-{ Quote: "I have never seen a vegetarian steak before :o" }-

It's made with tofu and veggies.

[bigc73542]

-{ Quote: "It's made with tofu and veggies." }-


That could gag a maggot

[slammer_JvA]

-{ Quote: "That could gag a maggot" }-
ROFL ;D ;D ;D

[Peaches4U]

try it, u just might like it. ;D

[gerardwil]

..........eeeehhhhhhhh?

[Peaches4U]

would u prefer veggiemite?

[Tassie_Devils]

-{ Quote: "would u prefer veggiemite?" }-
Vegemite on toast.. yum....
Vegemite and honey on toast..yum
Vegemite, cheese on plain sandwich....yum..
Toasted Vegemite/Cheese/Tomato Sandwich.. yum....
Vegemite on Cheese Cracker Biscuit...yum
Vegemite on Sao biscuit... yum...
Vegemite.....errrr... I like vege.... LOL ;D
TAS

[gerardwil]

-{ Quote: "..........eeeehhhhhhhh?" }-
I noticed I deleted my screenshot......

[Blackspear]

-{ Quote: "That could gag a maggot" }-
ROFLMAO. I had a 1kg Steak the other night, in fact 5 of us did, we took 5.5kg of steak for on the BBQ. Had to get up and walk around afterwards, couldn't stay seated, don't know why... ;)

;D 8) ;D 8) ;D

[Blackspear]

-{ Quote: "try it, u just might like it. ;D" }-
If it doesn't look like steak, and doesn't taste like steak, it ain't steak ;) ;D

[Blackspear]

-{ Quote: "Vegemite on toast.. yum....
Vegemite and honey on toast..yum
Vegemite, cheese on plain sandwich....yum..
Toasted Vegemite/Cheese/Tomato Sandwich.. yum....
Vegemite on Cheese Cracker Biscuit...yum
Vegemite on Sao biscuit... yum...
Vegemite.....errrr... I like vege.... LOL ;D
TAS" }-
Just plain ol vegemite on my finger, YUM!!!... ;D

[bigbuck]

http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=140519&stc=1

[Marja]

This is a sign that should be used for REAL!!

Looks like that donut shop doesn't even have room for any one else to park!!! LOL!

[Marja]

Hey want your truck or van painted?? ....Uh.. Maybe you better try the artist that painted the truck in Peaches pic instead! Soo Funny, Peaches!!


(Wonder how often this guy gets jobs?)

Marja8)

[Marja]

Well, it is in Kona, after all!

[dog]

Hmmm ... a little OT but I saw that handicap sign and had to post this inspirational wallpaper - Handicapable - A deviation by ~huang, Oct 25, 2003

Available at deviantART - http://www.deviantart.com/

http://thumbs.deviantart.com/300W/i/2003/43/d/f/Handicapable.jpg (http://www.deviantart.com/view/3585492/)

Links to this image: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/3585492/ or click the pic! ;)

[Marja]

OK, since everyone is still sleeping or going to sleep, here's another!

Maybe there is meaning in a name??? :o

Marja8o

[GlobalForce]

-{ Quote: "Vegemite on toast.. yum....
Vegemite and honey on toast..yum
Vegemite, cheese on plain sandwich....yum..
Toasted Vegemite/Cheese/Tomato Sandwich.. yum....
Vegemite on Cheese Cracker Biscuit...yum
Vegemite on Sao biscuit... yum...
Vegemite.....errrr... I like vege.... LOL ;D
TAS" }-What is with you Down Unders and that vega-?

Friend of mine housed an exchange student a couple of years back, and pretty much said all they brought with'em was
that stuff. He mentioned (it was a she) it was added or put on everything :-X! I will have to make a visit someday.....

I guess it's like a lot of us in the states, ketchup galore :P .....(not me though, yuk!)

I saved this for my sat. morning laugh *puppy* ;D. Gaggled my joe :D!!!

GF

[bigbuck]

Sotp or Og?

[slammer_JvA]

Student Of Trafficsign Painting? ;D

[bigbuck]

Paint fumes will affect you !!!!

[Marja]

Paint fumes are nasty stuff, get your mind all confused until you think you are seeing things that are not there!!!

Before you know it you have to explain to your family how you need a new monitor, cuz the last one was possessed! :o :o

It could happen!! :( ???

[Marja]

Or explain how you were flying to Gran'ma's and forgot to go to the airport!

Hey! It could ....happen!! :o

[gerardwil]

wireless LAN testing

[ronjor]

How to feed your computer.

Photo by Rod Shelley

[Rainwalker]

-{ Quote: "Well, it is in Kona, after all!" }-


;D ;D ;D

[Peaches4U]

http://img9.exs.cx/img9/1701/momlabel.jpg

[bigbuck]

I give up!

[bigbuck]

Quote:
What is with you Down Unders and that vega-?

Friend of mine housed an exchange student a couple of years back, and pretty much said all they brought with'em was
that stuff. He mentioned (it was a she) it was added or put on everything ! I will have to make a visit someday.....

It has the look and consistency of axle grease! but it tastes like heaven.......

FACT BOX:

22.7 million jars of Vegemite are manufactured in Australia every year - that's 235 jars per minute.

30 jars are sold in Australia for every one exported.

Vegemite is a permanent fixture in nine out of ten pantries.

Vegemite is made from a blend of yeasts from a number of sources.

[slammer_JvA]

-{ Quote: "Quote:
What is with you Down Unders and that vega-?


It has the look and consistency of axle grease! but it tastes like heaven.......

" }-Indeed it does: I love the stuff since my visit DownUnder in 2001 and now I'm hooked; I even got packages sent over across the globe to keep enjoying the taste and nutricion :)
Now I found an exclusive supplier here in Holland ;D .

For recipes (http://www.vegemite.com.au/index.cfm?fuseaction=recipes.welcome) (and more factfiles) look overhere:
http://www.vegemite.com.au/index.cfm?fuseaction=Dinner.welcome

In my childhood I ate Marmite ( I believe this is the Poms' substitute? ?:P ) but imho Vegemite tastes better/richer.

Here (http://www.evil-office.net/swirlies/rca%20for%20michael/new/marmite.htm)'s a funny survey Marmite vs. Vegemite (http://www.evil-office.net/swirlies/rca%20for%20michael/new/marmite.htm). (Beware though; possibly written by a Marmite lover...) ;)

Did you know even the Aussie Army has got the stuff in its emergency rations? Don't you just adore them OZ's ? ;D ;D ;D

[Peaches4U]

Yuk! I tried it . Nor my cuppa tea. :o

[Rainwalker]

For you UK people: Is Vegemite the same as Marmite ... Gotta be ;)
My opinion is that yeast should only be in bread and booze ;D

[Peaches4U]

-{ Quote: "For you UK people: Is Vegemite the same as Marmite ... Gotta be ;)
My opinion is that yeast should only be in bread and booze ;D" }-

when in australia and touring their wine country [Barossa Valley] - i was told at a winery that vegemite is made from wine yeast extract. i purchased a jar there as it said it was good on toast, etc. i am afraid one has to develop a taste for it - not me though!! :(

[GlobalForce]

Yo BigBuck!

Just hit the "quote" button at the bottom of the post when referring to a persons comment. Copy and paste for a snippet. ;D

Do you add this axle grease substance to everything? :-X
And, is it salty, like ketchup? :P

GF

[bigbuck]

-{ Quote: "Yo BigBuck!

Just hit the "quote" button at the bottom of the post when referring to a persons comment. Copy and paste for a snippet. ;D

Do you add this axle grease substance to everything? :-X
And, is it salty, like ketchup? :P

GF" }-

Yup.........everything!
See; http://www.vegemite.com.au/index.cfm?fuseaction=recipes.welcome

Yup Very Salty....but no sugar like ketchup.

Cheers.

[Rainwalker]

-{ Quote: "when in australia and touring their wine country [Barossa Valley] - i was told at a winery that vegemite is made from wine yeast extract. i purchased a jar there as it said it was good on toast, etc. i am afraid one has to develop a taste for it - not me though!! :(" }-
Yep, the Brits love Marmite on toast......it IS a required taste but i could get used to it if in "Rome" ;)

[GlobalForce]

Well now, that was quite an interesting link, and I noticed it's used sparingly with those yummy looking dinner recipes.
I like the B vitamin principle, but couldn't tolerate it on everything.

"Yeast is known as a natural source of the vitamin B complex which includes thiamine, riboflavin, niacin, folate,
pantothenic acid, pyridoxine, biotin, p-amino benzoic acid and several other compounds."

I was conveyed the importance of not wasting food from an early age, so I eat anything. Matter of fact, I don't know
of any food I wouldn't try. A lot of people are sissy's when it comes to trying something new and unusual, not this cat.
You know what they say, moderation is the key.

Granted, I may catch a couple of cracks about my above comments, but in a crisis, with limited food available,
I would survive.....

GF

[Peaches4U]

send GlobalForce some vegemite. ;) ;D

[Marja]

Why does this all remind me of a song?????????????????????????

[Marja]

Here's one for ya, Ritaann! ;) :)

[nadirah]

bigbuck, i've something better & more delicious than your vegemite, mine is marmite.

[Primrose]

Instant Attitudes for doggies, cats, and the rest of us who eat both vegemite and marmite..all types of protein is good for Ya. ;D

http://www.instantattitudes.com/lists.html


http://www.instantattitudes.com/complete.html

[bigbuck]

I'll drink to that.