Time Travel

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "Thog has to have his cut" }-

I'll give him a cut alright. :o

[bigc73542]

UH Oh :o

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "And I am one of the few that think that super models look like death warmed over, not a very good representation of human beings in general" }-

I have to agree with you. In the past a super model has to look good and slim but, starting from the seventies, looking good was not enough, it was all about the thinniest you cold go, but in the 90's and 2000's it's all about the skinniest you coud go. Scary! :(

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "I have to agree with you. In the past a super model has to look good and slim but, starting from the seventies, looking good was not enough, it was all about the thinniest you cold go, but in the 90's and 2000's it's all about the skinniest you coud go. Scary! :(" }-

Starting in the year 2010, this is what the talent contest of the Miss America Pagent will look like.

[bigc73542]

We might have lost one of the crew

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "We might have lost one of the crew" }-

Who do you think that Was? :o

[bigc73542]

:o I really can't tell

[beetlejuice]

Yes it's hard to tell with all the-----\/

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "Starting in the year 2010, this is what the talent contest of the Miss America Pagent will look like." }-


lol! Right! ;D

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "We might have lost one of the crew" }-


In case you were referring to me. I was trying to find one of the pics I saw the other day. They were all about super-skinny models, but I haven't find it yet. :-\

Maybe they are too skinny to be seen! ;D

[bigc73542]

almost there now ;D

[beetlejuice]

I don't like " boney" women. I like something to hold on to without fear of breakage. ;D

[Uguel707]

Okay, I found them! I tell you it is not easy to look at! :(

[beetlejuice]

No it's not. :o

[bigc73542]

That is pathetic

[Uguel707]

I have 2 more pics. :o

[Uguel707]

The scariest one...

[beetlejuice]

I prefer bigc's Witches much better. ;D

[bigc73542]

how does she have the strength to stand up?

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "how does she have the strength to stand up?" }-


??? ??? ??? ???

[Devinco]

Yuck!!

Give me a woman with "some" meat on her bones please.
Not too much, but natural.

Somebody give those toothpicks a tub of lard or something!
They look like aliens from another world.

[Uguel707]

Do you know what I find awful? It's the fact that people around them still behave like everything is normal. THAT is what I find pathetic. They keep on putting make-up on their face and dress them up without noticing that they are dealing almost with dead bodies! :'(

[bigc73542]

well here goes my six thousandth post. Dang

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "Do you know what I find awful? It's the fact that people around them still behave like everything is normal. THAT is what I find pathetic. They keep on putting make-up on their face and dress them up without noticing that they are dealing almost with dead bodies! :'(" }-

I guess it's all for the money of what they consider "high fashion". Pathetic.

[Devinco]

Congrats you time traveling wise one! :)

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "well here goes my six thousandth post. Dang" }-

I'm waiting for you to get to 6969.
;D

[Uguel707]

Still, I wonder why they go that skinny???

[bigc73542]

Whats scarry is that the last 1000 were within the last thirty days :o

[bigc73542]

-{ Quote: "Still, I wonder why they go that skinny???" }-


a sign of the times, high fashion demands skin and bones. Not a very healthy example for the young people of the world.

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "Still, I wonder why they go that skinny???" }-

Surely they can see how unhealthy and unatractive it is?

[Devinco]

-{ Quote: "I guess it's all for the money of what they consider "high fashion". Pathetic." }-
Maybe we should bring Fire-Ant's admirer back into the future to show todays girl's what a "natural" beauty is. LOL ;D

[Uguel707]

Wow! Congratulations Bigc!!!
You already reached your 6000th post!!! :) :) :)

[bigc73542]

The women that have fallen into the skin and bones trap sincerely think they look good.

[bigc73542]

-{ Quote: "Wow! Congratulations Bigc!!!
You already reached your 6000th post!!! :) :) :)" }-

The last 1000 went to darn fast :lurking:

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "The women that have fallen into the skin and bones trap sincerely think they look good." }-

They all need to see a doctor baaad.

[Devinco]

Environment and brainwashing (advertising) can overpower even a strong will with enough repetition.

[bigc73542]

That is what the singer Karen carpenter died from, it is a trap that is hard to get out of. One of the olsen twins is fighting it also.

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "The women that have fallen into the skin and bones trap sincerely think they look good." }-

Right! In the past they were more "wrapped" as we say in French (enveloppées) but today it is the opposite. ;)

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "That is what the singer Karen carpenter died from, it is a trap that is hard to get out of. One of the olsen twins is fighting it also." }-


I know about the Olsen's twin and it is very sad, and I know about the teenager who was living next door to me too. It is needless to say that winter in Quebec IS very cold,and that girl wanted to go to school with a trench on (kind of long windbreaker) not lined at all when it was -30 F outside. His father raised hell about it. But she went into a tantrum, won the fight, went to school with a very light coat and return home coughing a lot!
All of it to look slimmer. :(

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "Environment and brainwashing (advertising) can overpower even a strong will with enough repetition." }-

I agree. ;)

[bigc73542]

Peer preasure is one of the strongest forces on the planet.

[bigc73542]

I didn't realize it but that was me that t-rex had in his mouth but some friends came to the rescue http://www.ecreations.net/barbmakeup/gfx/lg/cavemen.jpg

[beetlejuice]

I still have that extra hand if you need it. ;D

[bigc73542]

After the rescue the chief of the group of cavemen said it was a custom to share his woman with strangers that come to the cave but I talked him out of it. (thank goodness)






http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/03/06/14/rcavemen.jpg

[beetlejuice]

Obviously a really bad makeup job. ;)

[bigc73542]

We need to be careful about the time line continum, A dino is trying to break through

[Devinco]

Can you hear it? Can you hear it?

Tumak!! Tumak!!



(reference to the movie One Million B.C. with Raquel Welch. Lead character was named Tumak.)

[bigc73542]

Thats been a while

[Devinco]

Well we are time traveling.

[bigc73542]

Very good point, do you recognize this







http://www.995themountain.com/guides/aahtml/caveman.jpg

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "
(reference to the movie One Million B.C. with Raquel Welch. Lead character was named Tumak.)" }-

DEVINCO!!! Put her back. You're going to mess up time!!!!! :o

[Devinco]

Now she is my kind of cave woman!

[bigc73542]

not to bad for a cave dweller ;D

[Devinco]

-{ Quote: "Very good point, do you recognize this" }-
No BigC, I don't think I ever saw that one.

[Devinco]

She can call me Tumak anytime! ;D

[bigc73542]

That is ringo starr of the beatles :)

[beetlejuice]

Devinco? Have you put her back yet? Keeping her could very well affect your future. For all you know she could be your Great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandmother. :o

[bigc73542]

Damn man that is a lot of greats :o

[Devinco]

-{ Quote: "That is ringo starr of the beatles :)" }-
Wow, even the cavemen were fickle!

[bigc73542]

you know how it goes, money is money ;)

[Devinco]

BeetleJuice,

I think we'll talk for a while. When we leave this time, then we will say goodbye.

[Marja]

WOW!! I was in a pretty good mood, until I saw those models!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think about all the people starving in the world (NKorea, Africa, many places still unknown about) and it makes me feel ill. That's like the ultimate insult to them, what are the models or their "handlers" proving, that it's OK to starve?????? I think any starving person would find the strength to rip them a ....part! There is no excuse for that, if they don't want to eat, let someone else take their place! (Excuse me, while I get off my soapbox) Wheew!

That saying, DeVinco and I looked in the same places, evidently, it's just a picture or is it Raquel's 100 Power Great Grandmother? Could be!

[bigc73542]

not a bad cave woman







http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/welch_r2.jpg

[bigc73542]

not bad looking woman for being born in 1940 which makes her sixty four in this picture

[Marja]

AAAH! Look over there!! Isn't that a beautiful sight? We really are in dinosaur land!! The computer says those are diplo something, and they grow up to 88 feet long, weighing 77 tons!!! Now, that is some weight to worry about:o!!

Guess we won't be going for a dip in the waters after all, oh, well, guess I'll go try to rebuild a fire wall ;). This cat is in for the night.:D

[Marja]

(Let's let BigC dream on by himself for a while:D)

[bigc73542]

here are a couple more browsing around

[Marja]

Or we could send him these biker babes in Sturgis, they beat out the models all to h*ll!!!
Or he can dream about Raquel, sweet dreams, BigC:D

Don't forget to keep an eye out for dinosaurs, though!!

Hey!! Congratulations on your 6000 posts!! (almost forgot!)

I wonder why all the other guys leave just when the fun starts, are you complaining, tho?? Their lose!

[Marja]

A COUPLE !!!!!! That's way more than .... than we need around here!!!!!

See, what happens when people start day dreaming!!! Now, what are we going to do! They could knock this ship over in a second!

I think I am shapeshifting out of here as a ..........I don't know, something fast and invisible to dinos!!:o

[Fire-Ant]

I must be having a huge nightmare.

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "I must be having a huge nightmare." }-

Scary stuff eh Fire-Ant. We'll help.

[ronjor]

When you feel it is safe, come on out.

[ronjor]

Looks like Devinco isn't afraid.

[Devinco]

-{ Quote: "Looks like Devinco isn't afraid." }-
Velociraptors up to 6'-7' tall, no problem.
Anything bigger and I will active my Cloaking Device

[Fire-Ant]

I hope this is a dream.

At least I get the feeling that caveman are friendly people.

This Dino steaks he offers , smells tasty.

Now I must find a trick to convince her that he's a better choise!

Otherwise I might change our future

[Devinco]

No dream Fire-Ant,

It is all very real. And the chief caveman (the father of your admirer) thinks you have taken advantage of his daughter. He is preparing a marriage ceremony as we speak!

[Devinco]

You know, I wonder just how "dumb" the primitive people were.
I mean if you would take away all our technology and the industrial revolution, would we be any different? We would either adapt to the environment or die. I think they may have been just as intelligent as we would be given the same set of circumstances. What do you think?

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "I think they may have been just as intelligent as we would be given the same set of circumstances. " }-

Maybe. :)

[Devinco]

LOL, I've seen that guy riding on my street! ;D

[ronjor]

Did he have a cell phone stuck in his ear also?? :D

[Devinco]

How'd you know? :D

[ronjor]

Elementary dear Watson. Everyone has a phone in their ear these days! ;D

[Rita]

and in a big hurry

[ronjor]

I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date!
No time to say hello, goodbye!

I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!
No, no, no,no, no, no, no, I’m overdue.
I’m really
in a stew.
No time to say goodbye, hello!
I’m late, I’m late, I’m late

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "The last 1000 went to darn fast :lurking:" }-


Time flies when you're having fun!! :D

[beetlejuice]

Oh, Idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.

We've got our crew together,
We're traveling through time.
We've got a little time machine,
And it is really fine.
It takes us anywhere we want,
And anytime we choose.
And our pretty Uguel,
Is the Captain of the crew.

Oh, Idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.

On our first time trip,
We took a little walk.
But it wasn't very long,
Before Devinco couldn't talk.
A Volcano got the best of him,
He shouldn't have gone there.
He tried to roast some marshmallows,
And burned off all his hair.

Oh, Idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.

Then, we went to see the Dinosaurs,
And it is pretty neat.
We can't believe how big they are,
Watch Out for GIANT feet.
There's one thing that I'm wondering,
I hope it's no big deal.
I hope the Dino's don't decide,
To have us for a meal.

Oh, Idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.

And Bigc had some trouble,
In fact we thought he died.
I wonder which is worse,
Being eaten or deep-fried.
I hope he learned his lesson,
It would have been a loss.
That no matter how bad Dino's breath,
He doesn't need to floss.

Oh, Idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.
Oh, Idee, idee, idee, idee, ideeee, ideeee, Iiiii. ;D ;D ;D

[Devinco]

LOL! That's great BeetleJuice! ;D ;D ;D

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "LOL! That's great BeetleJuice! ;D ;D ;D" }-

Thank You. If you'd like to read some more, and you've got the time (lots of it), go
here. (http://www.wilderssecurity.com/showthread.php?t=18987)

[bigc73542]

-{ Quote: "A COUPLE !!!!!! That's way more than .... than we need around here!!!!!

See, what happens when people start day dreaming!!! Now, what are we going to do! They could knock this ship over in a second!

I think I am shapeshifting out of here as a ..........I don't know, something fast and invisible to dinos!!:o
" }-

i have ridden my bike to sturgis before, There are a lot of people there thats for sure.

[Uguel707]

Hey beetlejuice, that's another funny poem you did! I see you haven't lost your creativity! Well, it will make the thread even more funnier! LOL! ;D


Not let's look at Fire-Ant a bit.... ;D

[Uguel707]

GWETH = I
AAHG= love
IZU= YOU


;D

[bigc73542]

Looks as if fire-ant has an admirer ;D

[ronjor]

GWETH = I
AAHG= love
IZU= YOU



This trip is in trouble! What language is that? ;D

[Devinco]

LOL Hey Fire-Ant, can I be your best man at the wedding?

Be careful on the honeymoon. I hear Cavewomen take no prisoners! ;D

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "GWETH = I
AAHG= love
IZU= YOU



This trip is in trouble! What language is that? ;D" }-

I can guarantee you THAT is not French! ;D
It was one of the first dialect spoken by our ancestrors.
Kinda Ugualisation of Groanation, lol!

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "I can guarantee you THAT is not French! ;D
It was one of the first dialect spoken by our ancestrors.
Kinda Ugualisation of Groanation, lol!" }-

I see you still have your creative powers too--/\. And with your quite novel gifs, these threads are sooo much fun. LOL. ;D

[bigc73542]

They are a lot of fun ;D

[Uguel707]

Thanks guys! :)
See, there is no lonely heart at Wilders! 8)

[Devinco]

UGWEETH AAHGL IZUGUELTH









(translation: We all love you Uguel)

[bigc73542]

UGWEETH AAHGL IZUGUELTH



;D *puppy* *puppy* *puppy* *puppy* ;D

[ronjor]

cgib si derob

[bigc73542]

what ever you say ;D


cgib si derob
__________________

[Rita]

Report to captain And Crew:
since I'm the one up earliest here,I walked about abit looking for dangers-caught this critter-dont know if it's dangerous but captured it anyway until some one can test it ;D
Rita

[Fire-Ant]

-{ Quote: "LOL Hey Fire-Ant, can I be your best man at the wedding?

Be careful on the honeymoon. I hear Cavewomen take no prisoners! ;D" }-
Thanks Devinco,

You are a real friend.
We can make it a double wedding, because I think her sister has eyes for you....

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to convince her father that I did not take advantage of her. Perhaps I can teach him the art of beer breewing.
After all, no wedding party without booze..



Nice poem, Beetlejuice

[Devinco]

Well, her sister has eyes for me all right, but for a different reason....

She is the tribe's chef. She wants to stuff an apple in my mouth and put me on the buffet table! :o :o

[Devinco]

Rita,

That is an interesting find you have there.
I think I recognize the species.
It is Dragonisius Minutiae.
We won't have to worry about him. In fact, the little guy can come in quite handy as a prehistoric lighter. We can use it to start a campfire.

It's the little guy's mother that we need to watch out for. She can get quite large and will be surely looking for him.

[ronjor]

You should be careful how you grab those things. Quite painful if bitten!

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "Report to captain And Crew:
since I'm the one up earliest here,I walked about abit looking for dangers-caught this critter-dont know if it's dangerous but captured it anyway until some one can test it ;D
Rita" }-

Hi Rita,
I don't think he can be harmful as long as he stays small! :)

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "UGWEETH AAHGL IZUGUELTH

(translation: We all love you Uguel)" }-

and Uguel LOVES her Wilder's friends very much!!! :-*

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "Thanks Devinco,

You are a real friend.
We can make it a double wedding, because I think her sister has eyes for you....

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to convince her father that I did not take advantage of her. Perhaps I can teach him the art of beer breewing.
After all, no wedding party without booze..

Nice poem, Beetlejuice" }-

Well, I can tell you Fire-Ant, YOU won't take advantage of HER! :P

such won't be the case for she is very... :o

[ronjor]

Captain, we are having problems with Beetlejuice. He refuses to take his shot.
Any suggestions?

[Devinco]

Are those the flu shots from back in time when people in the US could still get one?

[ronjor]

Be Lionhearted not coldhearted. ;D

[Devinco]

Okay. Is BeetleJuice allergic to something in the prehistoric era?

[ronjor]

I believe he is allergic to work. Spans eons.

[Devinco]

:D ROFL!! :D

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "Rita,

That is an interesting find you have there.
I think I recognize the species.
It is Dragonisius Minutiae.
We won't have to worry about him. In fact, the little guy can come in quite handy as a prehistoric lighter. We can use it to start a campfire.

It's the little guy's mother that we need to watch out for. She can get quite large and will be surely looking for him." }-
Devinco
what a great idea--it'll be a good lighter and hopefully we wont see mother ;D
Rita

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "Captain, we are having problems with Beetlejuice. He refuses to take his shot.
Any suggestions?" }-

I am NOT going there.

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "Captain, we are having problems with Beetlejuice. He refuses to take his shot.
Any suggestions?" }-

He might have a good reason to refuse. Shots can make you feel dizzy sometimes.... and... anything can happen to you when you feel dizzy.
Ask Fire-Ant! ;D 8)


...The cave woman was really fond of him! :D

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "He might have a good reason to refuse. Shots can make you feel dizzy sometimes.... and... anything can happen to you when you feel dizzy.
Ask Fire-Ant! ;D 8)
" }-

Yes Exactly. That's what it is. I don't want to get dizzy.
~beetlejuice mutters unders his breath~ "Yea that's what it is". :lurking:

[bigc73542]

Dizzy yeah right, Come on now lets not wimp out ;D ;)

[Uguel707]

I think Fire-Ant is completely knocked-out! :o

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "I think Fire-Ant is completely knocked-out!" }-

Somebody is not happy.

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "Somebody is not happy." }-

You cannot be more right! ;D

[beetlejuice]

Oh Oh!!!!!!! :o

[Devinco]

I don't know which is worse, getting beat up by the caveman, or getting mauled by the cave woman!! :o ;D

Fire-Ant is in big trouble either way!!

[Uguel707]

Why? Do you mean that I cannot draw attractive women? >:(


;D

[Devinco]

I think you captured her natural beauty.....

and she captured Fire-Ant!! ;D

[beetlejuice]

Man that caveman got so mad, he sicked his "doggie" on Fire-Ant. RUN FIRE-ANT RUN!!!!! *puppy*

[bigc73542]

He had another one also a little faster

[Rita]

after all was said and done-Fire Ant showed him who was boss and put him in his place

[nadirah]

Fire-ant!?
He's an ant that can create a fire, right? ;D

[nadirah]

I am laughing at the picture which uguel posted!
The cavewoman :-* :-* :-* fire-ant!?
OH MY GOODNESS! :o

Fire-ant, set that cavewoman on fire! ;D

[Fire-Ant]

Set her on fire? I have the feeling Cupid already shot a burning arrow.
Perhaps you haven't noticed , but I can hardly move with that girl on top.

BTW I think that little creature's mother is aproaching.
Perhaps I can escape now everyone is distracted..

[Fire-Ant]

-{ Quote: "after all was said and done-Fire Ant showed him who was boss and put him in his place" }-
thankx for trying to help me out, Ritaann ;):-*

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "You cannot be more right! ;D" }-

This is just great! Now the creatures are in on the act.

[Marja]

What is in the water here?? I am not drinking anything but, what we brought with us, until someone figures this out!!

Hey, Ron, do you want to try out that blind you built??

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "Hey, Ron, do you want to try out that blind you built??" }-

I think Fire-Ant and friend are in that blind right now. Not too roomy.

[Marja]

You seemed excited about the location, wonder what we'll see?

(Hours later, cold and hungry, heavy, heavy, did I say HEAVY BIG running feet
noises chasing little heavy feet noises...then there appears.......UH -OOH!!!)

[Marja]

Is this what they mean by,"Have it your way??" Yuck!!! No BBQ sauce or mustard or even a salad? Bread? NO! NO WAY! Am I drinking the water here!

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "No BBQ sauce or mustard or even a salad? Bread? " }-

Enjoy the coconuts and bananas. It won't be long before we figure out how to make wine.

[Marja]

I saw the picture BigC put up, but, I think that was a fake someone sold him, cuz I haven't seen any fires except in the ship!

Of course, this is a big area, one "neighborhood" might have it and not share the news. Or maybe even know they HAVE neighbors!

We ought to check in to that! Let's all go different directions - in small groups! - and see what is going on!!!

Later that day, the first group sends vidphone pics of their discovery -

[Marja]

The second group farther away finds a different sort of climate -

[Marja]

The first Republicans??

[ronjor]

Hear we go!!!!!!! Troubles again.

[ronjor]

This is looking bad!

[Marja]

After the scary forest fire, we decide to regroup and see everyone is all right!
What happened to Fire-Ant and his new (unwanted?) family????

Seeing that everyone seems to be OK, Ronjor and his group laugh all the way to the next neighborhood, while eating their coconuts and bananas, until they stumble upon a scene so familiar to them it takes awhile for them to realize they have found the jackpot!!!

They could be quizilliionaires, just for the pictures alone!!! :o :o :o

[ronjor]

That mouse is just "Peachy". :D

[Marja]

I like the little lizard and the tiny dino!! Aren't they cute? I wonder what kind of program he is running? Can you see well enough to figure it out without making him "wipe the screen" ! LOL!!!

[ronjor]

It looks like he is doing video game research. Very common function of high powered computers such as his.

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "I like the little lizard and the tiny dino!! Aren't they cute? I wonder what kind of program he is running? Can you see well enough to figure it out without making him "wipe the screen" ! LOL!!!" }-

The dinosaur is using his abacus. Smart dino!

[Marja]

That caveman sure looks familiar, too. And he seems to really be "hand"y. HA! HA! What is he doing with his foot! Maybe tapping along to the chirpping of his progs "musical" prods! Prod ya to do this, prod ya to do that, beep at ya to not do that, beep at ya do not do that, sounds like the bird might be alot smarter than you might think!!

[ronjor]

That little Dino goes on to be famous.

[Marja]

WOW!! So that's where that came from!! Yeah, makes sense now! Also, an abacus is a something everyone could get some use out of even back in our time! I never have figured out how to use one, but, it seems real useful!

Maybe we could put one together in our SPARE time!! Looks like we aren't goin to have much of that if we don't find Fire-Ant soon!!

Captain Uguel will not be happy!:(

[Marja]

Look what Ritaann and her group found in their neighborhood, seems they might be waaay ahead of everyone, but, I bet they marry into the puter guy's family.

See, they got the dino, and they'll invent something to go with those signs!!
We are seeing how our future started, who knew?!?!?

[ronjor]

I see something in the distance. I wonder who is in there?

[Marja]

Guess they didn't have to worry about a patent office back then!! Just make it and enforce it! Even before they knew what the wheel was for!!

Well, I am sure learning alot of history, but, it doesn't quite match up with what they teach in school, that's for sure!!

[Marja]

Do you think they're friendly??? About time we met someone that doesn't live in a cave!!

[ronjor]

Looks like Nurse Peaches is flying off on vacation again.

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "Do you think they're friendly??? About time we met someone that doesn't live in a cave!!" }-

Everyone seems to be friendly here so far except that one caveman.

[Marja]

NOW I know what went wrong back here!! Uguel just sent this, it's a cave drawing! And it isn't making the women too happy, not even the cave women!!

I get the feeling this was planted by a ne'er do well in the crew!! They CHANGED history!! No wonder everything is soo messed up, we are having to back track because of one smart aleck!!

We will not rest 'til we find the perpeartaldinr - the bad guy!!!

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "NOW I know what went wrong back here!! Uguel just sent this, it's a cave drawing! And it isn't making the women too happy, not even the cave women!!

I get the feeling this was planted by a ne'er do well in the crew!! They CHANGED history!! No wonder everything is soo messed up, we are having to back track because of one smart aleck!!" }-


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Marja]

NO!!!! I can't believe it!!!! After all Captain Uguel warned us, "DO NOT CHANGE ANYTHING!!! It can have dire effects on the future!!"

Ronjor, was it worth it?!? Just to be a prehistoric "tagger" !!!! :o :o :o

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "Look what Ritaann and her group found in their neighborhood, seems they might be waaay ahead of everyone, but, I bet they marry into the puter guy's family.

See, they got the dino, and they'll invent something to go with those signs!!
We are seeing how our future started, who knew?!?!?" }-

I believe the wheel was named after Grog Wheeler, the guy that thought of it first.

[Marja]

Uummpphh!! I refuse to be impressed with a common spray painting....painter!!

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "NO!!!! I can't believe it!!!! After all Captain Uguel warned us, "DO NOT CHANGE ANYTHING!!! It can have dire effects on the future!!"

Ronjor, was it worth it?!? Just to be a prehistoric "tagger" !!!! :o :o :o" }-

Calm down Marja. It wasn't me. We will get to the bottom of this if we can get help.

[Marja]

(Because of that, the future will be changed again! Marja's family will bring about the Palm Pilot, having learned of just such an invention in the Stoned Age)

We will keep this picture to ourselves, if the Captain was here we would have higher morals, but..... we will carve a small place of our own for our families future!

Hide this picture!!!!!!!

[ronjor]

These paintings seem to be everywhere.

[Marja]

Note: Find some way to share $$$$ with Ronjor's family, now that we have finally gotten to the truth............(hanging head in shame)

Never be so quick to judge again!!! That will be our new motto!!

[Marja]

OH!! That is an eye opener!! Who could have come back and changed everything, we might be sooo much farther along!

Wars fought over imagined slights, might not have taken place, all because some one(??)
wanted to control our future and our feelings!

I bet we will find out who, if not now, somewhere on our travels!! Don't you think so, Ronjor??

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "(Because of that, the future will be changed again! Marja's family will bring about the Palm Pilot, having learned of just such an invention in the Stoned Age)

We will keep this picture to ourselves, if the Captain was here we would have higher morals, but..... we will carve a small place of our own for our families future!

Hide this picture!!!!!!!" }-

Civilization is not always the answer.

[Marja]

I think I will go see if I can find that beautiful bird I saw yesterday. Even though I am in cat form and tried to chase it (a Lovely long feather tail!! ). I feel it might bring our travels luck against just such a thing happening again.

It was a wonderful color of blue!!

[Marja]

Is Beer?!?!?!??! :D

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "I bet we will find out who, if not now, somewhere on our travels!! Don't you think so, Ronjor??" }-

I agree Marja. By the way, where is Beetlejuice? Hummm----

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "I think I will go see if I can find that beautiful bird I saw yesterday. Even though I am in cat form and tried to chase it (a Lovely long feather tail!! ). I feel it might bring our travels luck against just such a thing happening again.

It was a wonderful color of blue!!" }-

Is this the bird?

[Marja]

I think it was quite a bit bigger, but, I bet it was a relative!! A beautiful, blue bird of happiness!!

Time for this cat to get a catnap, yes, we really do take them!! ;)

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "Look what Ritaann and her group found in their neighborhood, seems they might be waaay ahead of everyone, but, I bet they marry into the puter guy's family.

See, they got the dino, and they'll invent something to go with those signs!!
We are seeing how our future started, who knew?!?!?" }-
Hey Marja
I got my man ;D

[bigc73542]

those feathers would make good arrow fletches :D

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "those feathers would make good arrow fletches :D" }-
wouldnt they though

[nadirah]

Were there already computers around during the time of the flinstones!?
They must be using stone age computers! ;D

[bigc73542]

the rockell 4126, 3kb HDD, 4kb's ram .o3 mhz granite 326 processor sold at the sand shack for 18 duckets.

[bigc73542]

they had scanners also

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "the rockell 4126, 3kb HDD, 4kb's ram .o3 mhz granite 326 processor sold at the sand shack for 18 duckets." }-


;D ;D

That's faster than my first Sears PC!!

[bigc73542]

I wasn't lucky enough to have a rockell. I had to settle for an abbacus with four beads gone. :(

[ronjor]

AOL, twelve inch monitor, ---------what more could you want? :D
You could read a book in the time it took to download a file.

[bigc73542]

Times are a changin ;)

[nadirah]

The history of Windows: http://www.microsoft.com/windows/WinHistoryIntro.mspx

[ronjor]

Been there. Nice link.

[Marja]

When we get back from Time Traveling we will have to look up some of these same places, to see what was found!!

[Marja]

Here is that lovely bird, I wonder if it is a relative to any birds we have today? Sort of an Early Bird ;D Imagine the size of the worm:o :o :o

[Marja]

This job is never done!! Looks like Ritaann got her man, alright, but he seems to be someone else's man too!!! Gee, it is true, the more things change- the more they stay the same!!

C'mon team, looks like it will take all of us to break this up!!1

[Marja]

Thank our lucky stone heads here, that BigC had the presence of mind to send Ronjor and BeetleJuice out for some REAL reinforcements, this ought to settle everyone down for the night!!! What a super idea!!! Good night All!! :D

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "This job is never done!! Looks like Ritaann got her man, alright, but he seems to be someone else's man too!!! Gee, it is true, the more things change- the more they stay the same!!

C'mon team, looks like it will take all of us to break this up!!1" }-
guess I'll leave that man alone marja--he's not worth all this ;D ;D
Rita

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "guess I'll leave that man alone marja--he's not worth all this ;D ;D
Rita" }-

I doubt if he'll be worth much after Ritaann gets done with him. ;D

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "I doubt if he'll be worth much after Ritaann gets done with him. ;D" }-
;D ;D ;D

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "I doubt if he'll be worth much after Ritaann gets done with him. ;D" }-

Looks like Rita found him a job to go to everyday. Figures. ;D He doesn't look happy.

[Fire-Ant]

Emergency Telegram [stop]

took emergency escape unit to modern times [stop]
had to attend urgent business there [stop]
be back later [stop]

Fire-Ant [stop]

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "Looks like Rita found him a job to go to everyday. Figures. ;D He doesn't look happy." }-
plus he hates his job too ::)

[bigc73542]

Looks as if he needs a little counseling ;)

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "Looks as if he needs a little counseling ;)" }-
yes,he definetly does.I wonder where he could get some here -maybe you could counsel him ??? ???

[bigc73542]

send him over and we will see if we can give him an attitude adjustment ;)

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "send him over and we will see if we can give him an attitude adjustment ;)" }-
will do ;D

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "Here is that lovely bird, I wonder if it is a relative to any birds we have today? Sort of an Early Bird ;D Imagine the size of the worm:o :o :o" }-

The bird would probably like one of these goodies. Don't let the name fool you.

Eunice aphroditois

[bigc73542]

probably be good with toast

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "The bird would probably like one of these goodies. Don't let the name fool you.

Eunice aphroditois" }-

Looks like Fear Factor spaghetti. :o

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "Looks like Fear Factor spaghetti. :o" }-


;D ;D They live in Oz. Do they have some creatures there or not?! ;D

eunice (http://www.mesa.edu.au/friends/seashores/e_aphroditois.html)

[bigc73542]

dinasaur intestines :-X

[nadirah]

Fear Factor spaghetti? What kind of spaghetti is that?
Oh, guess its spaghetti with worms and squirmy insects. I always watch Fear Factor on TV.

[Marja]

If I would have known what you guys were talking about, I wouldn't eat then, post!!:o :o
UGH!!

[Rita]

for all those eating the preceding snacks--you'll need what this little guy is getting ;D

[bigc73542]

cod liver oil







http://www.bedessee.com/canada/prod/h8215.jpg

[Uguel707]

Cod liver oil was very popular here when I was a small girl. :)
But it tasted very bad! :-X

Every good thing must come to an end! ;D

[Uguel707]

She did not seem to appreciate that! :o

[Devinco]

Trouble in Paradise?

Now's your chance Fire-Ant!!

RUN!!!

[ronjor]

I think Fire-Ant noticed someone trying to get his attention. He seems to have disappeared.
Oh wait, we got a telegram telling us he was on a
business trip.

Right!

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "I think Fire-Ant noticed someone trying to get his attention. He seems to have disappeared.
Oh wait, we got a telegram telling us he was on a
business trip.

Right!" }-

Are you sure that he feels good enough to go on a trip???


Apparently, the cave man had no lesson to give! ::)

[bigc73542]

Those cave men were pretty tough old boys, and the women wern't so soft either ;)

[Devinco]

Captain,

What is the picture insert of the cave woman?
Is that how she sees herself? Her inner beauty?
She appears to be blushing. Is she ashamed of being caught with Fire-Ant?
Do they have a monogamous relationship?
Who knows how complex interpersonal relationships they may have had.
Maybe they had common law marriages or perhaps open relationships.
Perhaps the caveman is a pimp.....they say it is the oldest profession! ;D

[Uguel707]

;D -{ Quote: "Captain,

What is the picture insert of the cave woman?
Is that how she sees herself? Her inner beauty?
She appears to be blushing. Is she ashamed of being caught with Fire-Ant?
Do they have a monogamous relationship?
Who knows how complex interpersonal relationships they may have had.
Maybe they had common law marriages or perhaps open relationships.
Perhaps the caveman is a pimp.....they say it is the oldest profession! ;D" }-

LOL, Devinco! Lots of questions you have here. :D When she saw Fire-Ant it was a "coup de foudre" or "love at first sight" if you prefer. She did not want to be bothered by someone who was already dating another woman ::) (see the other woman in the pic) and so on....Since that cave man disappointed her...she felt free to give her love to another man. She's blushing because she is angry. ;) ;D ;D

[Uguel707]

Here she expresses her displeasure for the interruption! :o

And...

Fire-Ant was glad to get some breathing-space....lol! ;D

[Devinco]

LOL What a tangled love triangle!
Hopefully Fire-Ant was able to remove himself from the brawl unscathed.

I'll bet 10 pebbles that the cavewoman wins!
Hell hath no fury...

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "Those cave men were pretty tough old boys, and the women wern't so soft either ;)" }-

I can't agree more! ;D

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "LOL What a tangled love triangle!
Hopefully Fire-Ant was able to remove himself from the brawl unscathed.

I'll bet 10 pebbles that the cavewoman wins!
Hell hath no fury..." }-



Well, well... Fire-Ant was not feeling quite himself...He was rather off-colour I would say. :o

[bigc73542]

A modern man might get squished from a love hug from a cavewoman :o

[nadirah]

That cavewoman must have frightened the living hell out of fire-ant!

[bigc73542]

he looks a litle wobbly in the knees

[Devinco]

Love will do that to you.....and gravity too.

[bigc73542]

sometimes old age ;D

[Marja]

Well, while you all were watching the soap opera, the Pssst! team and I were scouting around. We found an interesting place, it looked like a place of worship, it had an "idol" or their god. That is what we made of it, there were flowers, food, pieces of what looked like volcanic glass. Here is the picture Shorty snapped while no one was looking, (wouldn't want the natives to get any MORE suspicious that they ARE!!!:-x

Tell me what you think? It certainly looks very familiar to me.:-\

[nadirah]

Seems like some people are worshipping an idol... :-X

[Marja]

Kind of a faded version of this person?!?! We thought of investigating but, got side-tracked by a furious cavewoman::)

[Marja]

Y'think it could be Iceni's Great (to the 100th power) Grand-ma??

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "Y'think it could be Iceni's Great (to the 100th power) Grand-ma??" }-
Hi Marja
sure looks like it could ;D

[ronjor]

Captain Uquel, are we going to visit this area?

Miniature human race once roamed lost island (http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/2870262)

[Devinco]

Iceni60,

Now's your chance to be worshipped by legions of cave people.
They will dance in the villages and chant your name.
At least until they realize you are not a god.....
at which point they will just throw you into a large cauldron and cook you! ;D

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "Y'think it could be Iceni's Great (to the 100th power) Grand-ma??" }-

Looks close Marja. By the way, I did a profile on you and came up with the following graphic.

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "Looks close Marja. By the way, I did a profile on you and came up with the following graphic." }-
Ron
good profile--you know I believe our marja has the heart of a hedonist ;D

[bigc73542]

with a hammoc like that I would have to agree

[Marja]

HQ!!! Ronjor, are you saying I have fleas!!! :-\ Either that or you got a picture of a dog!!

Cats, steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeercth, alot!!

Then - they DO NOT sit down and scratch behind their ears!!! (That is what their human servant (known as mom or pop, etc -do for them.)

REEEEA-LLLLLLY! RRRRRonnnn-joorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, cats DO NOT"Scamper", after their prey - THEY STALK THEM!!! ;D

[Marja]

See, as usual I and the *Pssst! team have found out some important news about our fellow travelers!! read this and weep????

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "Ronjor, are you saying I have fleas!!" }-
No Marja. The cat is busy and when she tries to rest, she thinks of something else to do.

Does that fit? :)

[Marja]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm?? I just remembered somewhere else I was supposed to be!!:D :D :;)

[Marja]

First I will tell you, oh no!! Got to hide! These guys are the Sopranos of the cave man days!

You can get pretty much anything you want from them, they seem so ----modern??

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "These guys are the Sopranos of the cave man days!" }-
Are you sure those are "guys"? Hard to tell in those days.

[Marja]

Shorty and his cuzzin Digger thought they spotted Devinco with this other group, I guess you can't blame him.

It's just that I can't imagine Devinco getting a tattoo with all that fur!!:o :o :o :-x

[Marja]

Look at the feet! No woman would let her toenails grow that long, at least not without a pretty color painted on them!! Maybe a toe ring or two! Keep up here!!!! :D

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "First I will tell you, oh no!! Got to hide! These guys are the Sopranos of the cave man days!

You can get pretty much anything you want from them, they seem so ----modern??" }-


Little did we know----------

[Devinco]

-{ Quote: "It's just that I can't imagine Devinco getting a tattoo with all that fur!!:o :o :o :-x" }-
LOL. The secret is finally revealed what caused the dino's demise!
Too much time sitting around blowing smoke instead of hunting.

Well maybe no tattoos for me...but if you are interested, one of the dinos has some nose rings in your size. ;D

[nadirah]

What Captain hook's hand can do is simply unimaginable! :o :o

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "What Cpatain hook's hand can do is simply unimaginable! :o :o" }-
;D lol