Time Travel

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "The Captains quarters are almost done.

http://www.caldercup.com/CNEWSNunavut/p1.html" }-

Man Ronjor. I'm glad I'm not going to be in your shoes when the Captain see's this. It's one thing for her to voluntarilly move back into the cold, but for you to intentionally put her there? Gheeze! :o I can see you doing toilet cleaning duty for the rest of the trip. :o :o

[bigc73542]

without rubber gloves

[beetlejuice]

and using your toothbrush :o

[ronjor]

Story of my life. :-X

[Fire-Ant]

I hope she knows where she's going.
Those dogs keep running

[Fire-Ant]

But perhaps it's all a dream

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "without rubber gloves" }-
Oh Dear--thats tragic ;D

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "and using your toothbrush :o" }-
We gotta help her--not get this assignment dont ya think :o

[bigc73542]

Maybe we can hire someone down the time line to clean up. What do you think?

[ronjor]

Lucky for me, I found the Captain a better place.

[bigc73542]

Now that is somewhere to relax and get a little sun. Good pick ron ;)

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "Lucky for me, I found the Captain a better place." }-

yes,Ron
I think you just redemed yourself --beautiful scene
rita

[bigc73542]

Are we going to dig a pit and roast a pig?

[Rita]

i'd like to -how about you?

[bigc73542]

I have done it once before and I loved it. (very tasty) :D

[ronjor]

Pig ala pit

[Rita]

sounds wonderful to me--i could eat a pig right now--the whole thing ;D

[ronjor]

ribs will do for me

[beetlejuice]

Ummmm. That sounds really good. And I found the perfect place to cook it. Who wants to turn the spit? ???

[Rita]

no ham,no chops no bacon or susage?

[ronjor]

one of each please

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "Ummmm. That sounds really good. And I found the perfect place to cook it. Who wants to turn the spit? ???" }-
any volunteers?

[ronjor]

I volunteer bigc

[bigc73542]

you might be sorry leaving me alone with the food ;D ;)

[ronjor]

"bigc Prudhomme" perhaps?

[bigc73542]

I am a very good cook but I love to sample what ever is cooking. A lot ;)

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "you might be sorry leaving me alone with the food ;D ;)" }-
true ;D

[Jzkruzn]

Wot time are you al l in???

[Devinco]

-{ Quote: "Wot time are you all in???" }-
Dinner time of course! ;D

[Fire-Ant]

Nothing better than a good dinner after scuba diving !

I don't know where in time we ended, but I think I found
one of the missing links....

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "you might be sorry leaving me alone with the food ;D ;)" }-

You almost sound like you're volunteering for Fear Factor. Ohh the things they eat. Yummy!!! :P

[bigc73542]

Oh contrare I wouldn't eat that crap for anyone. but real food is a different story altogether ;)

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "Oh contrare I wouldn't eat that crap for anyone. but real food is a different story altogether ;)" }-

yeah,real food thats a horse of a different color,right bigc ;D

[bigc73542]

Real food is a gift that satisfies, from meal to meal ;)

[bigc73542]

What, we speak of food and everyone quits posting. Did everyone get hungry and go home?

[ronjor]

Captain is missing. No leadership.

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "What, we speak of food and everyone quits posting. Did everyone get hungry and go home?" }-

Personally, I'm worried about Uguel. Moving from sunny, warm, California back to the Deep Frozen North the way she did, might have turned her into a Captainsicle.

[bigc73542]

Ah now I understand, everyone is hibernating :lurking:

[ronjor]

Might be the Turkey stuffing in Canada. It causes sleeping episodes.

[bigc73542]

that's true turkey will put you horizontal on the couch ;D

[beetlejuice]

At least until Football season is over. ;)

[bigc73542]

A very good point ;D

[Marja]

Yes, I think the Football season is distracting everyone from Time Traveling, then will come Holidays???

What to do, Captain??

[Fire-Ant]

Still here waiting for the captain, but

what is Football ?

[still_longhorn]

-{ Quote: "Good!! We'll all go!! Just got to wake up some of the other Time Travelers!

Me, I have got to go pack a survival kit!!

I'll be the one in the asbestos suit, carrying a cooler!!

Marja8)" }-

Can I be the one carrying the car door with the windows rolled up to keep cool?

[beetlejuice]

~beetlejuice heads off for the frozen North to look for the Captain with an icepick in one hand, and bottle of Jack Daniels in the other~

Seeing as it looks like he's the only one who really cares about the Captain :'(

WIMPS

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "~beetlejuice heads off for the frozen North to look for the Captain with an icepick in one hand, and bottle of Jack Daniels in the other~

Seeing as it looks like he's the only one who really cares about the Captain :'(

WIMPS" }-
Hey BJ
I'm not a wimp--will accompany you for a fee ;D
Rita

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "~beetlejuice heads off for the frozen North to look for the Captain with an icepick in one hand, and bottle of Jack Daniels in the other~" }-

Scared me there for a minute, I thought you said Wild Turkey!

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "Hey BJ
I'm not a wimp--will accompany you for a fee ;D
Rita" }-

You mean I have to pay you to help me save the Captain? I think you're going to have toilet cleaning duty too. :o

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "You mean I have to pay you to help me save the Captain? I think you're going to have toilet cleaning duty too. :o" }-
Oh Dear--put my foot in mouth that time ;D hopefully I'll get a repreive--I'll go for free-thats what I meant ;D

[bigc73542]

Don't go further north than canada, I have a hunch the captain is sitting around a nice warm fireplace playing footsie with someone ;D ;)

[Marja]

And fighting off Turkey fatigue!!

[bigc73542]

And probably a little of that to.

[Marja]

WELLL I AM BORED!!!! I guess I will take one of my Pssst!! team members out and show them who is still BOSS! It seems they have been slipping up on keeping in shape no matter what shape they are in!!

Shorty, get your mother up to the exercise room!! NOW!!!

[Marja]

NAW!! No boxing tonight, something a little more exotic, SWORDS!!! Yea, that's the ticket!! A little sword dancing, to keep the legs in shape!! Nevermind Shorty, I'll get one of the other members of Pssst!!*

*Professional Shape Shifters Security Team

Yah, that's just what we need, some excitement around here!!

What do you mean you're undercover?? As a CROW!!!??? We have really been out of the action, get down off that telephone line ---- uh, bring a couple of those birds with ya!

[Marja]

Darnella, get my sword and get yer exercisin gear on, Shorty's mom is just no fun always wanting to win!! Where's the fun in that, I 'm the boss, I haveta win or it will look funny, right??


HEYYY!! WATCH WHERE YER SWINGIN THAT THING!!!!!

[Marja]

DARN FOOL, ALMOST TOOK MY HEAD OFF!!

[Fire-Ant]

Perhaps they should search an other hobby

[Fire-Ant]

What has become of cats these days

[slammer_JvA]

eeeh....chinese food ingrediënts? :-X :P ;D

"Sambal bij?" (Need chilies with that?:-X )

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "eeeh....chinese food ingrediënts? :-X :P ;D

"Sambal bij?" (Need chilies with that?:-X )" }-

Ummm---I love
Chinese Food (http://www.gentlemenshumor.com/katkettle.html)


MEOOOOOOOW

[bigc73542]

cats make good chinese duck and rice ;D ;)

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "cats make good chinese duck and rice ;D ;)" }-
do they really? ;D ;D ;D

[slammer_JvA]

-{ Quote: "Ummm---I love
Chinese Food (http://www.gentlemenshumor.com/katkettle.html)

MEOOOOOOOW" }-
ROFLMAO;D Great link, BJ

[bigc73542]

You never know what you are getting on your plate at resturants, you just hope for the best. ;)

[Marja]

I am thinking of many recipes of "fried squirrel" today, beetle stew tomorrow, but, Friday,
AAAH! Friday will be something really special!


Shorty
Member - Professional Shape Shifters Security Team!!

(Not ALWAYS a little ....cat)

[Marja]

Did I tell you? Marja's dad is looking for you, Beetlejuice! He has sicced the

Collector of Souls on you! He said you should know better than to encourage mortals to fool with immortals, which is what we shapeshifters are! SHAME!!!

They do not know, BigC Yoda, should know too!!

Marja's Dad was hoping this would be a new start for her, to quit her
wandering ways and grow up! NOW, he is mad and looking for a scape-beetle,
dog or squirrel pretending to be an angel!!! I would lay low, if I were a mere mortal!!!

WHY, WHY do you all insist on starting these antics around HALLOWEEN??? Will you never learn? Sigh, it must be the cowboy(girl) in you all. :(

[Marja]

Don't say I didn't warn you, her mother is howling about you all too!!

I think the best thing that could happen is for Captain Uguel to take us all to another time- Quick!! That will give some breathing room, although, they could still find us. Maybe we can distract them with some new thing from another time? It is worth a try, otherwise................I can hear Marja's mother spreading the news now. They have collective memories, you know, she hears her ancestors,they hear her, we may escape the father, but, the mother's relatives are a stealthy bunch!!

I should just leave you to your troubles, but, no, I have grown to like you all, it would not make me feel good to know you all are so ill prepared for danger, so I shall do my best to keep you informed of the situation! (Sigh) As if I don't have enough in-law problems of my own!! :o

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "You never know what you are getting on your plate at resturants, you just hope for the best. ;)" }-

Indeed ;D your right

[Marja]

Fire-ant, you - alone - stuck up for the Pssst! team when no one was around, we thank you, little buddy!! For yer 'onorable ways in tryin to hep us, we'll let ya in on a secret!! SHhhhh!

(Them Three Stooges, they done found us!!! The temporal lo-cator Low Water Mark (ain't his new avatar cute :o) anyhow - the lo-cator he lent them, worked too good. They done caught up to us!! Them mongrels usually cause us so durn much trouble! But, somethin's verrah strange about'em this here time. :( They's too smart n sneaky, Ah'm thinkin' hit has somethin to do with that there Tem-poral Lo-cator, here n after known to us as the Tempe. Somehow, it's given them the brains of TWO people!!!! This is a shock, tell me! You're gonna haf to keep a good sharp eye out fer THIN'S in THREES!! Not just humans, I'm fear'd, they kin now shape shift too!!! BUT! Only in threes, which is good for us (i thinks???)

Here they are pretendin' to be gamblin' at a casino, they kin only shift a coupla times a week so we should be able to keep an eye out fer them. That'll be yur new job, a secret job - we better not let t'others know, jest yet - there's another mystery to be solved in the future, an only them Three Stooges can lead us to .............well, that's enuff fer now. Watch for Thin's in Threez, let me know, we'll have one of t'other critters keep track of 'em!

O'er and out. (OK,now you haf to say,"Roger's all That")
Marja is not going to be happy about'l this!! I'm hiding out fer a day er two!

[Marja]

Fire-ant, ya mite wont to foller that there squirrel angel aroun' she seems to be gettin' in in sneaky ways! Now ah'm not sayin' she ain't a good squir-gel, jes watch yer back!

Ah'm still thinkin of some good squir-gel recipes with beetle-stew n dog-meat loaf, Ma says she's got just the thing! YUMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fire-Ant]

Well,

Roger's all That i guess

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: " Here they are pretendin' to be gamblin' at a casino," }-

ZZ Top. Rich stooges!! ;D Memorable songs like La Grange.

LA GRANGE

Rumour spreadin’ a-’round in that texas town
’bout that shack outside la grange
And you know what I’m talkin’ about.
Just let me know if you wanna go
To that home out on the range.
They gotta lotta nice girls.

Have mercy.
A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.
A haw, haw, haw.

Well, I hear it’s fine if you got the time
And the ten to get yourself in.
A hmm, hmm.
And I hear it’s tight most ev’ry night,
But now I might be mistaken.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

Have mercy.

- billy gibbons, dusty hill & frank beard

[bigc73542]

ZZ top are the boys! ;)

[bigc73542]

while traveling through time keep an eye out for the crystal palace of Atlantis. Might be some good stuff there.



here is what it looks like

[ronjor]

Any idea what may be in there?

[bigc73542]

Diamonds, jewels, gold, "dancing women" and maybe some other good stuff like the answer to all the questions of life ;)

[ronjor]

No food, no fun. :lurking:

[bigc73542]

stop in the old west get a buffalo and have a BBQ, I am sure they know how to do that in texas?

[ronjor]

Let's drop by here then. bbq (http://www.lockhart-tx.org/BBQ.htm)

[bigc73542]

That would be a good start for appetizers ;D ;)

[Rita]

that it would

[ronjor]

I think we took a wrong turn during our travels. No wonder we're not getting anywhere!

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "I think we took a wrong turn during our travels. No wonder we're not getting anywhere!" }-
;D my kind of directions--looks like i made that sign ;D

Rita

[bigc73542]

Now the big question is, which road leads back?

[Rita]

just take a guess and hope for the best ;D

[bigc73542]

like we said earlier we have all the (time) in the world.

[Rita]

thats right--we just wont worry about time or getting lost--ahh peace-no worries

[bigc73542]

and if we don't get it right we can just do it again

[beetlejuice]

I don't even know where we are, let alone where we're going. ???

[Rita]

me either but thats the beauty of it ;D

[bigc73542]

very true that is what makes it all worth while.

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "I don't even know where we are, let alone where we're going" }-

We better find out soon, we're down to Spam rations. :P

[bigc73542]

spamwitch yum yum.

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "We better find out soon, we're down to Spam rations. :P" }-
Oh no with my appetite-very bad news :o

[bigc73542]

we can also have a salad if you wish ;)

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "We better find out soon, we're down to Spam rations. :P" }-

Man Ronjor. What is it with you and this stuff? Do you know what SPAM stands for-----Some Petrified Animal Meat-----

[ronjor]

This is posted in the Mars thread also.

Spam (http://www.wired.com/news/roadtrip/riverroad/0,2704,65167,00.html?tw=newsletter_topstories_html)

[bigc73542]

spam is actually not that bad

Spam Facts
The deep, dark truth about Spam. Also some nifty trivia. Impress your friends and relatives!

1. Ingredients:
* Chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added.
* Salt (for binding, flavour, and firmness)
* Water (to help in mixing)
* Sugar (for flavour)
* Sodium Nitrite (for colour and as a preservative)
Yum yum!

2. Nutrition Information For SPAM (original style):
* Calories Per Serving: 170
* Calories Per Serving From Fat: 140
* Serving Size: 2 oz.
* Servings Per Container: 6 (large) or 3.5 (small)
* Total Fat: 16g
* Saturated Fat: 6g
* Cholesterol: 40mg
* Sodium: 750mg
* Total Carbohydrates: 0g
* Fiber: 0g
* Sugars: 0g
* Proteins: 7g
* Vitamin A: 0%
* Vitamin C: 0%
* Calcium: 0%
* Iron: 2%
Deee-licious!

[Rita]

you bet ;D
very dee-licious

[beetlejuice]

Maybe it's just me, but I think it tastes awful. In fact, I'd almost rather eat something on Fear Factor.

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "Maybe it's just me, but I think it tastes awful. In fact, I'd almost rather eat something on Fear Factor." }-
beetlejuice
you must really hate it huh? ;D ;D

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "beetlejuice
you must really hate it huh? ;D ;D" }-

The first (and last) time I ate it, I thought I was going to----well let's not go there.

[bigc73542]

he just doesn't like the good stuff. 8)

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "he just doesn't like the good stuff. 8)" }-

I do too. Long brown hair, about 5'8' tall, beautiful blue eyes, and the rest is up to you. ;D

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "The first (and last) time I ate it, I thought I was going to----well let's not go there." }-
Oh Dear--that bad? :o

[bigc73542]

ok, you do. I will take it back. ;)

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "Oh Dear--that bad? :o" }-

Well let's put it this way. Never again. :P


NO MORE SPAM

[bigc73542]

unless it is in a can

[ronjor]

Here's the Spammobile schedule. Appearing at a town near you.

http://www.spammobile.com/ ;D

[bigc73542]

We could have used it for time travel

[Rita]

yeah and full to the hilt with spam ;D

[bigc73542]

spam, mayonaise and buns and a little lettuce :D

[Rita]

maybe some melted cheese too :D

[bigc73542]

now your talking

[ronjor]

Side order of cheese grits! ;D

[Rita]

sounds good-and the beverage of your choice ;D

[Rita]

I'm so starved now--I'm feeling a little faint ;D

[ronjor]

Bacon and eggs will fix you right up.

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "Bacon and eggs will fix you right up." }-
sure will -and hot biscuits dripping with melted butter too-and add some home fries to that-- ;D

[ronjor]

And gravy. Call the doctor! :D

[Rita]

Nah--thats just a little snack for me ;D ;D ;D

[bigc73542]

eggs spam bisquits gravey lots of coffee

[ronjor]

SPAM Fruitcake

10 undented cans of SPAM
5 bags of those horrible little jellied fruits
2 bags of those repulsive, unidentified nuts for texture
1 box cheap, sticky brown cake mix
8 tablespoons powdered Portland cement
1 tube epoxy resin
1 bag M&M's

Using the little keys, carefully open SPAM cans, then treat bleeding fingers. CAREfully and properly dispose of SPAM (contact the EPA and Nuclear Regulatory Commission for detailed instructions and impact statements.) Microwave cans for 10 minutes to insure sterility; ignore the sparks and funny noises.

Replace microwave.

Combine jellied fruits and nuts in a large bowl and mix well. Prepare cake mix as close to instructions as is convenient, folding in cement, epoxy and fruit/nut mixture. QUICKLY fill SPAM cans with mixture and solder lids back on. Beautifully gift-wrap each can and mail to all those miserable, lazy ingrates who sent YOU fruitcakes last year. Discard contaminated dishes and utensils, sit on couch and eat entire bag of M&M's in order of color preference.

[bigc73542]

and do we send one of these to Bill Gates??

[ronjor]

He may be busy with his tech support group.

[bigc73542]

that looks like the internet explorer support techs.

[beetlejuice]

ROFLMAO ;D

[Fire-Ant]

Ooops,

Look guys,
will you stop talking about that [censorised] please !
The speach recognition system now programmed the wrong time zone.

Fools !

[Marja]

I think that position is being fought over as we speak!!

[Marja]

Here quick!!!! Put this up on the TT machine!! Maybe they will all get confused and go away - we can only hope!!

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "we can only hope" }-

Doors with hacktiveX! What an operating system! :lurking:

[Fire-Ant]

I'll startup the emergency system

It's much safer

[bigc73542]

The last time I used it I had to reformat >:(

[Marja]

I know what you mean, BigC!! It's driving me crazy, and all I wanted to do was plan our Halloween Party on the ship!! Peaches was supposed to help me plan it, but, she is having one over yonder!! I've never planned a big party before!!

Overwhelmed with Windows!

Marja8)

[beetlejuice]

Sometimes I use twice as many gestures. ;D

[?!!?]

Is that with our even using your head?
Or only your head???

[Marja]

Oh, whoever you are, who cares!!! Has anyone seen Ritaann, that is the question! She was right beside me at the concert, then I don't know.. she disappeared! Then Shorty's friend Quackers said he got a real strange note!!

I hope nothing has happened to her!!

[Marja]

We were having such fun at the concert!!!

(Gulp!! I forgot to tell Marja, that ZZTop is really the Three Stooges! Off with my head!! Oh no!!)

Er.. Marja, maybe she got a backstage pass?

Well, of course, she did, Shorty!! She is a big fan of ZZ, they practically fell over their feet to get her here!

(I'm dead!)
It was soo much fun, I'm going to look in the restroom, you keep looking!!

(There's the car they had when they came here, I better have a look-see)

[bigc73542]

she is probably riding around in the hot rod with the boys ;)

[Marja]

Well, did ya find her Shorty? Look at the great pictures I got!! This is Ritaann and Uguel being silly............

[Marja]

You're probably right! Big C, she was having tooo much fun!! :o

[bigc73542]

A little hard to tell who is who? ;D

[Marja]

Too true, at least I got a bunch of photos of them, know if I could just find everyone we could go.

I'm leaving in the morning for Sturgis, so I don't know what they want me to do with all this ZZTop stuff!!???

[Marja]

I also don't know why these pictures are sooo small!! Were did the rest of them go???

[bigc73542]

is this a little better

[Marja]

Not much better, hope I don't get jumped to the test thread! I won't do this again!! OK???

[Marja]

Yea, BigC, That is what I THOUGHT I did, apparently not!:D
I'll send a poster that you might like, I couldn't make it bigger without well, you'll see:)

[Marja]

One of their Covers that everyone always likes:) I guess it's ok, just kinda teasy:) I tried to make it big with Paint and Irfanview, but I'm just learning all that.

[bigc73542]

I like it

[Marja]

How did I know that?

[Marja]

Well, Shorty, I don't know where to look anymore!! I guess we will have to go, and we'll worry tommorrow, OK?

Oh Look! Someone left us a poster!! I wonder why?

(OH I really hope it's a cast of girls just wanna have fun, Rita!! Or I'm in big trubble! No Three Stooges, tha's what ever one said!! But, who would leave this sinister poster?)

[jzkruzn]

Good ending!!!;)

[Rita]

Someone--Please help me--I'm with these dastardly dudes--Oh,gotta go now

[bigc73542]

After they finnish the tequila and pass out you can sneak away.

[Uguel707]

Dear crew members,

your captain is happy to announce that she is in Quebec now and her computer has been reconnected not long ago. Although she will return to San Diego soon, she will have time enough to keep the thread (or the trek) rolling! ;) How's Québec now? Cold, windy and rainy, consequently, most people stay home or walk very fast when they have to go out. :(


Since we were in great danger, we left as fast as possible...:P

[ronjor]

Captain Uguel!

Welcome back! We need help, we are adrift!

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "Dear crew members,

your captain is happy to announce that she is in Quebec now and her computer has been reconnected not long ago. Although she will return to San Diego soon, she will have time enough to keep the thread (or the trek) rolling! ;) How's Québec now? Cold, windy and rainy, consequently, most people stay home or walk very fast when they have to go out. :( " }-

Glad you're back Captain. Hope you're enjoying the electric blanket. Keep warm. :-*

[Uguel707]

Gee Beetlejuice! I think you are a seer!!! LOL!;D I took my blanket out from the closet yesterday!!! And let me tell you that it isn't an extra!!!! :o

Hi Ronjor ! I am very glad to see you too! ;)

[bigc73542]

If you go outside don't forget your muk luks, wouldn't want your feet to freeze

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "Gee Beetlejuice! I think you are a seer!!! LOL!;D I took my blanket out from the closet yesterday!!! And let me tell you that it isn't an extra!!!! :o

" }-

Well if you need an extra one here you go. And the best thing about this one is that it uses no electricity. It's really rather different. Just like a big lovable doggie. He's really warm and fuzzy despite his looks. And he's guaranteed to keep you warm.

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "Well if you need an extra one here you go. And the best thing about this one is that it uses no electricity. It's really rather different. Just like a big lovable doggie. He's really warm and fuzzy despite his looks. And he's guaranteed to keep you warm." }-


LOL! You bet! ;D



As we were disappearing for another time an evil force was trying to make our journey more arduous! :o

[beetlejuice]

Ahh, I think I'm getting sick.

[bigc73542]

quick pass out the dramamine

[Uguel707]

Thanks to our devoted crew, our landing was a success! ;D

[beetlejuice]

Mom, are we there yet? ???

[bigc73542]

Now that is more like it :D

[beetlejuice]

Uh Oh. I just had post #666.

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "Thanks to our devoted crew, our landing was a success" }-

What age are we in now??

[bigc73542]

glad you flew past that :o (666)

[beetlejuice]

It's the sign of the beast. And I left him with the Captain. Does that mean I am the beast and I am now helping to keep her warm??? Ummmmm! ;)

[bigc73542]

You wish ;)

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "What age are we in now??" }-

Well, I'm glad you asked! ;D
As scheduled, we are entring the....

[ronjor]

Finally, signs of life! I'll get a shelter built.

[bigc73542]

everone get out their hard hats and rubber boots.

[beetlejuice]

I think we're going to need a stronger shelter than that. LOOK!!!!!! :o

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "glad you flew past that :o (666)" }-

Well, I'm glad we have it around! (pic in post 670)
Always convenient for the barbecue when we are out of matches! ;D

[Uguel707]

And I think Beetlejuice's dino already had a big barbecue, lol!
Careful! He might be still hungry!

[bigc73542]

-{ Quote: "Well, I'm glad we have it around! (pic in post 670)
Always convenient for the barbecue when we are out of matches! ;D" }-


And to keep the [666] out of there I will right click him and rename to [667] we should be safe now. ;D ;)

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "And to keep the [666] out of there I will right click him and rename to [667] we should be safe now. ;D ;)" }-


Right! lol! ;D

[Marja]

Well, Captain!! I am exceedingly glad to see you!! The crew and I have just been LOST :o!!! Even Shorty was thrilled you were back, I didn't even think you two knew each other!!!

We thought we had lost Rita last night, he was so down, he probably blamed himself!! We caught up with her just in time to make the launch, those rowdy boys were trying to talk her into going on the road with them!! Shorty almost fainted he was that upset???

Anyway, we are overjoyed to see you again, dinosaurs will seem tame after all the commotion this weekend! :)

Come on Ritaann, kiss the boys and lets go!!! Yes, by all means take the posters, I can't look at that Maybelline one tho, use the one with the cars! Now, Shorty? What is wrong with him? I suppose I will never know. (sigh)

[Marja]

Oh Look!! Dinosaurs!! I never really thought we would see any! It still doesn't seem real!

My uncle told me how the universe really started when I was a little girl, he said we are all from another galaxy, kinda like an experiment or something. The Ancestors who brought us here will come back soon, if we have done well with the planet we will get the privilege of staying alive!! I don't think about that part too much!

I found some of his drawings the other day, he had put his own views about the planet Earth down. He was always a very cynical person......

[Marja]

Then he went on to show how that would look! It is pretty funny! :)
You can see where I got a hold of the crayons, lotta trouble that got me into:(

[Marja]

LOOK OUT THE WINDOW!!! LOOK! LOOK!! REAL TYROCHOPERUS!! OH, SHORTY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEIR NAMES ARE EITHER, DON'T TELL ME HOW TO SAY STUFF, UGUEL!!! SHORTY WON'T SHUT UP, HE KEEPS HITTING ME AND SAYIN I'M STUPID, AM NOT, YOU ARE, AM NOT, YOU ARE, BOUNCES OFF ME AND STICKS ON YOU!! SO THERE, UGUEL, TELL HIM TO SSTTOOPPP, YER GONNA GET IT, SHORTY, WAAAAAH..................

[Fire-Ant]

After that spin with the time machine

it feels more like the stoned age....








(glad to see you back captain)

[Marja]

That 's the truth, still, Fire-Ant, I am glad we got out of that other place. That was too early in Earth's time for me!!

My head is revolving like BeetleJuice's, only it's not normal for me!! I think I'll crash now, too. You have a good night on watch, OK?

[Fire-Ant]

OK,

But first something to eat.
Scrambled eggs are a bit difficult however.
Boy, are those eggs big....

[jxkruzzn]

LOL!!! Good one, I'll have a couple if ya don mind, and pass some of tha dino sausage too!

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "Boy, are those eggs big...." }-

Yes they are large eggs. Mama's not happy either.

[Fire-Ant]

OOPS !!

I dropped the egg.......

[ronjor]

Trouble ahead!

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "Well, Captain!! I am exceedingly glad to see you!! The crew and I have just been LOST :o!!! Even Shorty was thrilled you were back, I didn't even think you two knew each other!!!

We thought we had lost Rita last night, he was so down, he probably blamed himself!! We caught up with her just in time to make the launch, those rowdy boys were trying to talk her into going on the road with them!! Shorty almost fainted he was that upset???

Anyway, we are overjoyed to see you again, dinosaurs will seem tame after all the commotion this weekend! :)

Come on Ritaann, kiss the boys and lets go!!! Yes, by all means take the posters, I can't look at that Maybelline one tho, use the one with the cars! Now, Shorty? What is wrong with him? I suppose I will never know. (sigh)" }-

Hey thank you Marja! :)
it's always a pleasure to see all my friends around too! :) *puppy* :) *puppy*
Without you, I will be travelling by myself and I will feel quite lonely. :'(
I like the dino pics you posted! ;)

[Rita]

Hi Captain
glad your back :)
Rita

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "(.................)
(glad to see you back captain)" }-

Glad to see you too Fire-Ant! :) :-*

-{ Quote: "Hi Captain
glad your back
Rita" }-
Hey, nice to see you Ritaan! ;) :-*
I was thinking of you today and wondering if you'll be with us soon! :)

Hope to see Iceni60, devinco, Slammer and all other members too! ;)

Ronjor...there you go! :D

[beetlejuice]

~beetlejuice hands Ronjor a toothbrush to give to the dinosaur~
And you have to hand it too him. Not throw it at him. ;D

[Uguel707]

Hope it's a looooooooooooooooooooooong toothbrush! ;D

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "Ronjor...there you go!" }-

Thanks Uquel.
He wouldn't cooperate with me at all! :D

[bigc73542]

be safer to use a steam cleaner ;)

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "Hope it's a looooooooooooooooooooooong toothbrush! ;D" }-


You may choose from one of these.

[beetlejuice]

And you'll also need this.

[beetlejuice]

And last but not least, don't forget to floss. ;D

[ronjor]

Found a brush.

[beetlejuice]

And after all that, you may need a whole lot of these. :o

[bigc73542]

-{ Quote: "And last but not least, don't forget to floss. ;D" }-


For that thing to floss you might need an anchor rope ;D http://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/content/Item/01/56/47/i015647sq02.jpg

[Uguel707]

Now you speak! lol!
One is never too cautious! ;D

[beetlejuice]

And Ronjor, try really hard not to loose more than one of these while you are flossing him. One spare is all I have.

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "And Ronjor, try really hard not to loose more than one of these while you are flossing him. One spare is all I have." }-

;D I won't ask which one! :lurking:

[bigc73542]

And ronjor do be extra careful, we only have one ronjor and we don't want him dinosaur digested. :o

[slammer_JvA]

Yikes!!! :o :o :o
That would be horrifying!

[Uguel707]

Fire-Ant has worked very hard on his computer lately...
Time for him to make a change.... ;)

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: ";D I won't ask which one! :lurking:" }-


As long as you just loose the left one, we can fix you right up. If it's the right one, well then I guess we'll just have to make some adjustments in your physiology.

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "Time for him to make a change" }-

That's great Captain!!

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "As long as you just loose the left one, we can fix you right up. If it's the right one, well then I guess we'll just have to make some adjustments in your physiology." }-


Just be careful with the bolts in my neck!

[bigc73542]

Don't let those bolts in his neck get close to anything over twenty four volts or he might have a Hdd meltdown ;D

[ronjor]

Or worse!

[bigc73542]

If we get that head back on we need to use locktite on those bolts

[Marja]

Someone sent me this postcard in the mail, does anyone want to explain?? Hmmmm? Yes, well, I think I'll just file this away in case of trouble!!

[Marja]

The Pssst! and I have also found out just what Fire-Ant has been "working" on all this time!! Seems like Pssst! is building a nice dossier on this crew, Captain Uguel can stay out of the loop for now, but, ......................I think we all understand each other! No trouble for the Captain, she works entirely tooo hard!!

[Marja]

If either of the two in question have a question about your questionable behavior, you can see my two top investigator, Boney and Jams. Here they are, they will gladly keep an eye out for you.

[Fire-Ant]

-{ Quote: "Fire-Ant has worked very hard on his computer lately...
Time for him to make a change.... ;)" }-Finaly some sleepzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "Someone sent me this postcard in the mail, does anyone want to explain?? Hmmmm? Yes, well, I think I'll just file this away in case of trouble!!" }-

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Uguel707]

LOl, Marja those are funny pics! ;D

Yep, Fire-Ant was pressing himself too much with the computer thing... :D
So, he decided to go out with Marja and Peaches to get some fresh air...

[Uguel707]

Someone found Fire-Ant's whistling very appealing.... :o

[Rita]

-{ Quote: "Someone found Fire-Ant's whistling very appealing.... :o" }-
;D ;D

[Devinco]

Hi Captain,

I'm glad you are back with us!
The weather looks great out there.
Watch out for dinos.

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "Someone found Fire-Ant's whistling very appealing" }-

Fire-Ant should take a clue from the creatures!!

[Uguel707]

Hey, Devico! Glad to see you! :)
You look good with your brand new hair, lol!
Thanks to Iceni's formula shampoo, you look just the way you were before. :)

[Devinco]

Thanks Capt,

I thought we would have to watch out for hungry dinos.
LOL, not amorous advances!!

[Uguel707]

LOL! ;D

[bigc73542]

hey no flirting, lets keep our minds on the dinos with a big appetite

[Devinco]

Oh come on BigC. There is always time for a little romance! ;)
But if a caveman tries to drag the captain away, I am stepping in! ;D

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "Oh come on BigC. There is always time for a little romance! ;)
But if a caveman tries to drag the captain away, I am stepping in! ;D" }-

Ugaa Ugaa. Ummm pretty Uguel.
;D

[bigc73542]

Quick give him five across the lips

[beetlejuice]

Wait bigc, you might want to wait until the Captain has a look at him. Who knows. She might actually take a liking to the guy. He looks like he's got the experience to know how to keep someone warm in a COLD climate. ;D

[bigc73542]

I couldn't live with myself knowing that we had anything to do with them meeting. Na five across the lips ;)

[Uguel707]

Please guys, do not lessen Fire-Ant's new romance....
This is LOVE at first sight you know! Well for *HER* ! ;D

Well beetlejuice, your little chap look very friendly to me....
I think he can be a friend of ours! ;)

[beetlejuice]

They don't have to actually meet. She can look at him through the periscope first. ;D

[Uguel707]

Wel, well... Beetlejuice, I am not sure if those people need periscope or glasses at that time...I think all their senses were very acute since they were closer to Mother Nature! ;)

[bigc73542]

-{ Quote: "Please guys, do not lessen Fire-Ant's new romance....
This is LOVE at first sight you know! Well for *HER* ! ;D

Well beetlejuice, your little chap look very friendly to me....
I think he can be a friend of ours! ;)" }-


I think his friend looks like he is about five cans short a six pack ;D ;)

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "I think his friend looks like he is about five cans short a six pack ;D ;)" }-

If I understood well, you mean that you find him very short, right? ???

[bigc73542]

-{ Quote: "If I understood well, you mean that you find him very short, right? ???" }-
actually that caveman looked as if he had an IQ of about#3

[Uguel707]

lol! I don't know why but it is very rare to see good looking boys either in magazines or on the net. There ARE plenty of pretty girls but most of the guys we see look way too macho or smug (so I don't find them really handsome). Of course, the best (to me) are not in magazines.

[ronjor]

I guess we'll have to get help.

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "lol! I don't know why but it is very rare to see good looking boys either in magazines or on the net. There ARE plenty of pretty girls but most of the guys we see look way too macho or smug (so I don't find them really handsome). Of course, the best (to me) are not in magazines." }-

Well Captain, arent you just the lucky one. Now you have at least two good (Gulp) looking guys to hang out with. The Caveman, and The Wolfman. Hoowwwwwllllllll!!!
;)

[bigc73542]

And I am one of the few that think that super models look like death warmed over, not a very good representation of human beings in general

[bigc73542]

some of the cavemen had a little vision. http://www.londonstimes.us/toons/cartoons/Bennett_Caveman.jpg

[Uguel707]

-{ Quote: "Well Captain, arent you just the lucky one. Now you have at least two good (Gulp) looking guys to hang out with. The Caveman, and The Wolfman. Hoowwwwwllllllll!!!
;)" }-


And I am sure that they are very humble! lol! ;D

[beetlejuice]

You mean to tell me that every time I light a cigarette, I have to pay royalties? :o

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "And I am sure that they are very humble! lol! ;D" }-

They are. Just don't let their stomaches grumble. ;D

[bigc73542]

Thog has to have his cut