javacool
September 26th, 2002, 10:15 PM
Reaction to stupid advertising tactic is below:
Browsing along the Internet, I came across a truly startling pop-up window.
"Warning - Your Computer Is Currently Broadcasting an Internet IP Address. With This Address, Someone Can Beging Attacking Your Computer!"
http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/alertjpeg.JPG
Oh no! :o What shall I do? Oh look - an "OK" button. I must click on it!
*clicks OK button - new window pops up* (http://images.bonzi.com/fastclick/ia9g3.asp)
Internet Alert? Oh - to protect myself from Internet Attackers! Sounds too good to be true!
*scrolls down page*
-{ Quote: "Your Computer's Data Is At Risk! (SEE BELOW.)
Your computer's address is: xx.xx.xxx.xx . Every time you connect to the Internet, send e-mail, or submit any private information to a web site, you broadcast your computer's unique IP Address over the Internet. With this IP address, someone can immediately begin attacking your computer! Until now, there has been no way of telling if this has happened or any way of stopping it! Well not anymore! " }-
Thank goodness this oh-so-wise and caring company has come to my rescue!
-{ Quote: "
What Can Happen To Me?
Steal Your Credit Card & Personal Information!
Read Your E-Mail!
Plant a Virus or Worm!
Steal Online Banking Information!
Delete files from your computer!
" }-
My oh my - what terrible things can happen to me now that any person can have my "Internet IP Address"! I mean, look at how quickly that webpage came up with it - I could be getting personal information stolen right now!
-{ Quote: "InternetALERT is an absolute "MUST" for anyone connecting to the Internet! It will notify you if someone is breaking into your computer, stop them dead in their tracks, and even build a visual map showing you the Attacker's ISP (Internet Service Provider) location! You can now connect to the Internet with the comfort and security of knowing that no one from the Internet can access your computer without your knowledge or permission!" }-
I wouldn't want anyone getting into my computer without my knowledge or permission, that's for sure. Blocking them might be useful too...but let's read on!
-{ Quote: "InternetALERT is easy-to-use! Once installed, you can go about your work without a worry. It runs silently in the background protecting you. Every time you turn on your computer, InternetALERT starts working automatically, only leaping into action when suspicious connection attempts are made to your computer. " }-
So the rest of the time it does...what?
The page goes on about the exciting feature of being able to find out exactly where these rogue individuals are located, so you can drive to their house and beat them up.
I wasn't so sure about purchasing this amazing product, until I saw the customer comments...
-{ Quote: "Protected Customers With InternetALERT...
"So far my computer system has been attacked twice, and InternetALERT has picked up on it. Both times I was able to notify the offending companies to shut down the hackers. I am VERY impressed with this software package, and will continue to look at your company for new and exciting products. Keep up the great work!"" }-
Wow! This is an astounding success story! I can't wait for other new and exciting products from this company either...wait a second, don't they already make the great purple ape called Bonzi Buddy?
-{ Quote: ""I could not believe how many people were trying to get into my system!" " }-
Neither could I! Do you have Bonzi Buddy installed? We all know its a hacking program. <g> (From other hilarious site about "How You Know Your Son Is a Hacker")
For only $49 a year I can get this amazing product that will protect my computer security. It comes from a company with an amazing track record of programs like...Bonzi Buddy. Who wouldn't want to buy it? <g>
-Javacool
Browsing along the Internet, I came across a truly startling pop-up window.
"Warning - Your Computer Is Currently Broadcasting an Internet IP Address. With This Address, Someone Can Beging Attacking Your Computer!"
http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/alertjpeg.JPG
Oh no! :o What shall I do? Oh look - an "OK" button. I must click on it!
*clicks OK button - new window pops up* (http://images.bonzi.com/fastclick/ia9g3.asp)
Internet Alert? Oh - to protect myself from Internet Attackers! Sounds too good to be true!
*scrolls down page*
-{ Quote: "Your Computer's Data Is At Risk! (SEE BELOW.)
Your computer's address is: xx.xx.xxx.xx . Every time you connect to the Internet, send e-mail, or submit any private information to a web site, you broadcast your computer's unique IP Address over the Internet. With this IP address, someone can immediately begin attacking your computer! Until now, there has been no way of telling if this has happened or any way of stopping it! Well not anymore! " }-
Thank goodness this oh-so-wise and caring company has come to my rescue!
-{ Quote: "
What Can Happen To Me?
Steal Your Credit Card & Personal Information!
Read Your E-Mail!
Plant a Virus or Worm!
Steal Online Banking Information!
Delete files from your computer!
" }-
My oh my - what terrible things can happen to me now that any person can have my "Internet IP Address"! I mean, look at how quickly that webpage came up with it - I could be getting personal information stolen right now!
-{ Quote: "InternetALERT is an absolute "MUST" for anyone connecting to the Internet! It will notify you if someone is breaking into your computer, stop them dead in their tracks, and even build a visual map showing you the Attacker's ISP (Internet Service Provider) location! You can now connect to the Internet with the comfort and security of knowing that no one from the Internet can access your computer without your knowledge or permission!" }-
I wouldn't want anyone getting into my computer without my knowledge or permission, that's for sure. Blocking them might be useful too...but let's read on!
-{ Quote: "InternetALERT is easy-to-use! Once installed, you can go about your work without a worry. It runs silently in the background protecting you. Every time you turn on your computer, InternetALERT starts working automatically, only leaping into action when suspicious connection attempts are made to your computer. " }-
So the rest of the time it does...what?
The page goes on about the exciting feature of being able to find out exactly where these rogue individuals are located, so you can drive to their house and beat them up.
I wasn't so sure about purchasing this amazing product, until I saw the customer comments...
-{ Quote: "Protected Customers With InternetALERT...
"So far my computer system has been attacked twice, and InternetALERT has picked up on it. Both times I was able to notify the offending companies to shut down the hackers. I am VERY impressed with this software package, and will continue to look at your company for new and exciting products. Keep up the great work!"" }-
Wow! This is an astounding success story! I can't wait for other new and exciting products from this company either...wait a second, don't they already make the great purple ape called Bonzi Buddy?
-{ Quote: ""I could not believe how many people were trying to get into my system!" " }-
Neither could I! Do you have Bonzi Buddy installed? We all know its a hacking program. <g> (From other hilarious site about "How You Know Your Son Is a Hacker")
For only $49 a year I can get this amazing product that will protect my computer security. It comes from a company with an amazing track record of programs like...Bonzi Buddy. Who wouldn't want to buy it? <g>
-Javacool