Tech tv What the hell

[Mr.Blaze]

Today i woke up

i yawned and stretch and stumbled off my bed hitting the floor face first

in my black lazy sweats and faded white shirt i got off the floor and stumbled towards the bath room

look and the mirror and saw yet another yellower shade of teeth then the day before

my hair a mess like the bride of Frankenstein

i removed the huge crust from my eyes


it dawn on me omg tech tv is on now

i mumbled screw high gen i need my morning fix of tech tv

so i turn the channel

and turn it to tech-tv channel on my dtv

but what the hell Instead i got Some crap called Gtv

at first i was GTV what the heck that some gangster channel lol

gang banger channel that would be funny

but nope as the show began i saw two idiots try to be entertaining

whan girl that look like my x true slutty attire cause thats the way blaze likes them nice girls with hoeish quality's Lil.

but this girl was skanker then what my pervy tastes like and she trys to sound like one of us with computer talk but with a I'm from the valley i watch clueless the movie an tv show to much and now am attempting to sound informative with the mentality of a 13 hormone teenager lol

the guy was worst

he try to hard to be funny i wanted to just shoot the Little guy and put him out

he was struggling so hard i felt as if he drop dead his suffering would be over

kinda like watching a puppy who got ran over and wasn't going to make it

it was that hard to watch

so i turn the channel looking for techtv

i look for 30 minutes

then i went back what the heck this cant be right

it says g4

hmmm then it dawn on me isn't that one of the best graphic cards

i watch longer and everything was some sales pith to graphics and games and products to g4 company

it was like a spam orgy of crap

its like the microsoft web page buy are stuff spam spam spam

I'm like where the heck tech tv

i hope the graphic card company didn't replace tech tv because just cause your good a graphic cards dont mean you can run a entertaining tv show lol

man that g4 tv show is like hookers with products trying to make you buy g4 related stuff

so what happened

[root]

Blaze, I really wish you would consider going back on your meds. ::)

[FanJ]

-{ Quote: "Blaze, I really wish you would consider going back on your meds. ::)" }-

Hi Root,

My apologies, maybe I'm once again understanding "English" the wrong way... ::)

Unless I'm completely understanding things the wrong way, here is my personal opinion:
I don't want anyone here posting things like that.

Jan.

[Mr.Blaze]

OMG I THINK TECH TV WAS BOUGHT

for you that dont understand its kinda like if microsoft bought all the tv channles on your tv lol

would you like that

could you imagine all the microsoft comerchials lol

bottom line i was trying to say is computer hardware and software companys dont quit your day job stick with what you know

as for me with meds lol all i take is eye medicine lol

you know i actualy turn it to the fox channle thats how bad g4 tv show was lol

[HandsOff]

Mr. Blaze-

With you spreading the good word about G4 now, perhaps they will divest of Tech TV.

By the way, you should try MicroSoft Whitener for those teeth...

-HandsOff


Note about Fanj's comment. I agree to some extent, but Blaze jokes alot about his "condition" so that may excuse Root. Still, there may be no excuse for my whitener comment....

[Mr.Blaze]

;D YES YOU TO CAN ENJOY PEARLY WHITES LIKE THESE WITH MICROSOFT WHITENER LOL

[notageek]

Mr. Blaze. I too was watching G4TV and thought it was rather lame. All I can say is "Wheres Cat? and Thank god Morgan Webb is still there."