On a lighter note!!!!

[NICK ADSL UK]

I know what your thinking this is not a update :D. But i do happen to take the odd technical call at my home which is unusual to say the least as i am not that technical. But a call came through the other day from a young lady who had got a problem with her computer. I asked her what the serial number was and she told me "I see you have an Aptiva" desktop unit. Before i could say another word, the caller shrieked and said she'd be right back. When she returned i said to her are you alright to which she replied "Had I realised you could see me, I never would have telephoned in my bathrobe." ;D

[Paul Wilders]

;D ;D ;D

regards.

paul

[beetlejuice]

I guess you're lucky she wasn't naked. You might have been accused of being a Peeping Tom. :o

[Peaches4U]

;) Nah, Nick is a gentleman - he would have closed his eyes and covered them with his hands. ;D

[subratam]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[NICK ADSL UK]

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;) Nah, Nick is a gentleman - he would have closed his eyes and covered them with his hands. ;D
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Thank you Peaches that is so very true :)

There was another time A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace - was doing nothing, cried out for help. No problem, I said. First, open a "window" to launch a specific program. The conversation continued, and the caller asked a few moments later if it might be all right to close the window. Why, I asked, the caller responded, it was getting very chilly. ;D

[Peaches4U]

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/mica/joker.gif

[FluxGFX]

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[Peaches4U]

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Nick's last paragraph was funny ... doncha think so??

[FluxGFX]

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Nick's last paragraph was funny ... doncha think so??
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Yep it was that's why I got the smile going WTF :)

[NICK ADSL UK]

What my icons are doing while you sleep... ;D
http://www.anycities.com/user/volkomen/see.swf

[dangitall]

Cute!!!

[Marianna]

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Good one ! http://members.shaw.ca/schmudlach/ROFL.gif

[TheQuest]

Hi, NICK

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Your Lucky, Mine Seem to do that all the time. ;D ;D


TheQuest 8)

[NICK ADSL UK]

My son James, 5, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. James stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago. ???

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "My son James, 5, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. James stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago. ???" }-

Potty mouth.

[dangitall]

Where's that 'barf' smiley when you need it???

[slammer_JvA]

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WOHAHAHAHAHA! ;D

[NICK ADSL UK]

One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked!!with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"!!The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said, "I have to sleep with Daddy."A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, "The big sissy." ;D