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Marianna
February 15th, 2004, 12:28 PM
A Washington Post columnist prints a column each summer listing interesting t-shirts he observed at the Ocean City, MD, beach. Here's his 2003's best:

--I childproofed my home, but they still get in.

--On the front - 60 is not old. On the back--If you're a tree.

--I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes.

--At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot.

--My reality check just bounced.

--Life is short; make fun of it.

--I'm not 60. I'm $59.95 plus tax.

--Annapolis -- A drinking town with a sailing problem.

--I need somebody bad. Are you bad?

--Physically Pfffffttt!

--Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.

--I'm not a snob. I'm just better than you are.

--It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.

--Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

--Keep staring.....I may do a trick.

--We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.

--Dangerously under-medicated.

--My mind works like lightening. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.

--Every time I hear the word "exercise," I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

--Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.

--Live your life so that when you die, the preacher will not have to tell lies at your funeral.

--In God we trust. All others we polygraph.

:o

bigc73542
February 15th, 2004, 05:19 PM
Those are pretty good. here is one more.

I'm not slow everyone else is just in to big a damn hurry. ;D

bigc73542
February 17th, 2004, 10:14 PM
(Here is one) no matter how hard you work or how good a job you do or how fast you do it, Your boss will think you are just sluffing off, and you could have done a better job in half the time

;D ;D ;D

Uguel707
February 17th, 2004, 10:26 PM
looooooooool! Marianna and BigC!

They were good!

subratam
February 17th, 2004, 11:21 PM
I was born Intelligent, but Education ruined me

I have a blood group with attitue B+

See no Evil, Hear no Evil, Date no Evil

Heaven doesn't need me and Hell is afraid. I might take over

Nike symbol pointing down ---> Jus Did It

I am not Drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced

Not all man are FOOL, some stay BACHELORS

I have got one nerve left and you are getting on it

Just be happy, I am not your kid

Beware : Suicide Bomber on Mission

My parents said I could become anything so I became A**hole

Its and Unfair life, so many girls too little time


Man.... rightly... DRESSED TO KILL ...lollzz

bigc73542
February 18th, 2004, 10:57 PM
some of those are pretty cute Sub ;D

HandsOff
February 19th, 2004, 02:40 PM
some of my favorites:

- Give me ambiguity, or give me something else

- Eschew Obfuscation

- Mean People Suck!

- The paranoids are out to get me

- Defy Authority!


... and the immortal, all time favorite:

- BEAM ME UP SCOTTY, THIS PLANET SUCKS!


-HandsOff

MikeBCda
February 19th, 2004, 03:26 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: HandsOff link=board=27;threadid=21966;start=0#msg133260 date=1077219617]
- BEAM ME UP SCOTTY, THIS PLANET SUCKS!
" }-
And of course the equally classic:
Very funny, Scotty -- now beam up my clothes too.

bigc73542
February 19th, 2004, 07:36 PM
maybe he will send your cloths with you next time ;D