Marianna
February 15th, 2004, 12:28 PM
A Washington Post columnist prints a column each summer listing interesting t-shirts he observed at the Ocean City, MD, beach. Here's his 2003's best:
--I childproofed my home, but they still get in.
--On the front - 60 is not old. On the back--If you're a tree.
--I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes.
--At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot.
--My reality check just bounced.
--Life is short; make fun of it.
--I'm not 60. I'm $59.95 plus tax.
--Annapolis -- A drinking town with a sailing problem.
--I need somebody bad. Are you bad?
--Physically Pfffffttt!
--Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.
--I'm not a snob. I'm just better than you are.
--It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
--Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
--Keep staring.....I may do a trick.
--We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
--Dangerously under-medicated.
--My mind works like lightening. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.
--Every time I hear the word "exercise," I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
--Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.
--Live your life so that when you die, the preacher will not have to tell lies at your funeral.
--In God we trust. All others we polygraph.
:o
--I childproofed my home, but they still get in.
--On the front - 60 is not old. On the back--If you're a tree.
--I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes.
--At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot.
--My reality check just bounced.
--Life is short; make fun of it.
--I'm not 60. I'm $59.95 plus tax.
--Annapolis -- A drinking town with a sailing problem.
--I need somebody bad. Are you bad?
--Physically Pfffffttt!
--Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.
--I'm not a snob. I'm just better than you are.
--It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
--Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
--Keep staring.....I may do a trick.
--We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
--Dangerously under-medicated.
--My mind works like lightening. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.
--Every time I hear the word "exercise," I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
--Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.
--Live your life so that when you die, the preacher will not have to tell lies at your funeral.
--In God we trust. All others we polygraph.
:o