NewGuy

[Mr.Blaze]

NewGuy 8)meet newbie mawhaaaaa


welcome lol

[NewGuy]

Ah!!!!!!!!!!

Not a Newbie!!


















Oh wait. I've seen you before!















:D

[Detox]

I smell something "fishy" ;D

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "I smell something "fishy" ;D
" }-

Yeah. Looks like a "Primrose" trick on the a² forum! :-X

[snowbound]

-{ Quote: " quoting: NewGuy link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=0#msg115842 date=1073191942]
Oh wait. I've seen you before!
:D" }-

hmmmm, i wonder ;)




snowbound

[Detox]

You can always smell the fish when the water level gets low enough.

[LowWaterMark]

That newguy usually only comes out when we're testing forum software changes and such. As you can see by his karma, he's not very popular. :D

And besides that, he's still trying to keep that present from me. I'm going to have to banish him into the backroom again. ;D





P.S. That's clever Detox and very subtle. ;D

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: " quoting: LowWaterMark link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=0#msg116052 date=1073237433]
That newguy usually only comes out when we're testing forum software changes and such. As you can see by his karma, he's not very popular. :D

And besides that, he's still trying to keep that present from me. I'm going to have to banish him into the backroom again. ;D





P.S. That's clever Detox and very subtle. ;D
" }-

So that's how this happened?
http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/ez_goner.gif
I wonder! Clever huh? Are we making up stories again?

[Detox]

I might hafta change my nick soon to

"Clever Detox"

;D

[Cochise]

Would I be correct in assuming something is amiss here??

'Quizzical' Cochise, 8) ;)

[Metallica]

Hi there NewGuy,

Has the time come to take over this place? ;D

[NewGuy]

-{ Quote: " quoting: Metallica link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=0#msg116178 date=1073251284]Has the time come to take over this place? ;D " }-

It has! And we have the element of surprise on our side, too!!

Let's go!! :D

[Metallica]

Let's get Paul first. The little fish can wait. ;)

[Pieter_Arntz]

What the ....... aaaaaaaarrghhh help

[NewGuy]

-{ Quote: " quoting: Pieter_Arntz link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=15#msg116191 date=1073252415]
What the ....... aaaaaaaarrghhh help
" }-

One down! :D

[Paul Wilders]

Take it as a lesson well learned - never mess around with the boss - and for that matter: I'm on the virge of capturing that evil board hacker "NewGuy" (what's in a name? ::) ) as well. He can run - but he cannot hide 8)

regards.

paul

[LowWaterMark]

Don't worry, I've got your back Paul! ;D

[Paul Wilders]

-{ Quote: " quoting: LowWaterMark link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=15#msg116198 date=1073252998]
Don't worry, I've got your back Paul! ;D
" }-

That may be so, but in the meanwhile lots of people provided him with a karma cookie >:(

regards.

paul

[Pieter_Arntz]

Pfewww, that Metallica guy took me off guard.

Thanks for the rescue Paul and Mike.

Let´s put that NewGuy back in the box.

[snowbound]

-{ Quote: " quoting: Paul Wilders link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=15#msg116195 date=1073252756]
Take it as a lesson well learned - never mess around with the boss - and for that matter: I'm on the virge of capturing that evil board hacker "NewGuy"
" }-
ahhh NewGuy, youv'e had it now! :o
The boss has a place for people like u. :o

[LowWaterMark]

We are happy to announce that the attempted coup has been put down and the Admins once again have things under control. (Err, well as under control as we ever had them. ::) )

;D

[Paul Wilders]

Who's giving this black hat all those karma cookies? +104 now >:(

final warning NewGuy - and all those giving him karma cookies as well - yes, you've been tracked down! ;D

regards,

paul

[Paul Wilders]

-{ Quote: " quoting: LowWaterMark link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=15#msg116207 date=1073253999]
We are happy to announce that the attempted coup has been put down and the Admins once again have things under control. (Err, well as under control as we ever had them. ::) )

;D
" }-

Pffff...a major assault has been coped with 8)

regards.

paul

[Cochise]

Well it ain't me Paul!

I'm hoping this is some kind of elaborate Joke, I've seen something like this before on another well known site, I didn't like it then and I really can't say I'm over the moon now.

Someone tell me it's a joke, right.

Cochise, :o

[LowWaterMark]

Not to worry guys, sometimes we get silly, too. :D

All is well. 8)

[Pieter_Arntz]

No worries.





Psssst. He NewGuy, that´s you, right. Metallica

[Paul Wilders]

Right gents - it was fun as long as it lasted ;D

We admins have been playing around here - that's all there's to it. And I'll have to admit: fun it was ;)

So: don't worry ladies and gents. We're only human, playing and fooling around in TF on very rare ocassions ;)

regards.

paul

[Detox]

Detox, however, is absolutely innocent of this charge!

I tried my best to subtly inform the masses :P

[Cochise]

OK, Silly?, maybe, Funny?....got to think about that.

Night, Night, Cochise, :-\

[bigc73542]

It was nice to see the Admins. let loose a little ;D

[LowWaterMark]

-{ Quote: " quoting: bigc73542 link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=30#msg116254 date=1073261076]
It was nice to see the Admins. let loose a little ;D
" }-

Every few months - just like clockwork. ;)

For those of you who were here the night of Hallowilders, just wait until April Fools Day. (Shh, don't tell Paul!) :-X

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "Right gents - it was fun as long as it lasted ;D
" }-

I figured something was up. But you guys give up too soon. You'll never have a thread that lasts forever if you keep doing it like that. You're getting better though. Keep practicing. There's lots of other holidays just around the corner. ;D

[Peaches4U]

-{ Quote: " quoting: subratam link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=0#msg116181 date=1073251606]
oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wat a profile.... my head is still spinnin and i am rememberin beetlejuice..(see his avatar)...
man o man

naah... wilders is givin me shocks ... and shocks more than even hacker defender cud giv ..now it seems...
metallica.. do u by anychance... a cloz relative of newguy... or naah i am gettin mad
" }-

Betcha Metallica is Pieter Arntz. NewGuy is LWM - What do ya'all think?? ;D The signs are there if you really look.

http://www.gifs.net/animate/cobycatb.gif

[LowWaterMark]

Signs? What signs? (I see no similarities at all. :D )

[Peaches4U]

::) Gotta hand it to ya LWM .... a 8) smokescreen. ;D Let's see if the guys can make the connection. ;D - maybe after I get a good night's sleep I just might revise my opinion...hmmmm :-\ - that's just a maybe!!

[Pieter_Arntz]

Nice display, LWM.
Now even I can see it. ;D

Pieter

[Acadia]

Aw-Shucks, I missed out on all the fun. :'(

Acadia

[Peaches4U]

;D LWM - My initial opinion stands - now to see if the guys get it!! :D

[Uguel707]

Hey Subratam! :)

That's very astute of you to notice! :D



Uguel

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "
wat a profile.... my head is still spinnin and i am rememberin beetlejuice..(see his avatar)...
man o man


Betcha Metallica is Pieter Arntz. NewGuy is LWM - What do ya'all think?? ;D The signs are there if you really look." }-

I've noticed over the last month or so that forum boards seem either to be a hangout for people with "Multiple Personality Disorders" :-\or you develope them after hanging around long enough. Case in point.
It happened with Primrose, now with Pieter and LWM. I really think all of you guys need a doctor--really baad.
So if if Metallica is Pieter, and New Guy is LWM, what does that make me? beetlejuice=________. ??? Oh God. I'm falling into this morbid fantasy--this, this, freakish Twilight Zone thing. Help Dr. Peaches!!!!

[Paul Wilders]

beetlejuice,

-{ Quote: "So if if Metallica is Pieter, and New Guy is LWM.." }-

That's merely a presumption - I do know the four of them quite well. Each and everyone are very aimable persons - apart from NewGuy >:(

-{ Quote: "...what does that make me?" }-

Are you gong to reveal you are actually Mr.Blaze?? ??? ;D ;D

regards.

paul

[subratam]

WHO AM I?

shhhhhhh

[Paul Wilders]

-{ Quote: " quoting: subratam link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=45#msg116627 date=1073345530]
WHO AM I?

shhhhhhh
" }-

That's an easy one: a French guy called Jean-Claude living in the suburbs from Paris, having croissants for breakfast every day, skipping classes at the Sorbonne instead of studying for a masters degree in pre-Rafaelites ;)

regards.

paul

[Acadia]

Sheeesh, it was hard enough trying to figure out what some of you were even talking about much of the time, NOW I’ve also got to figure out who (or what) you are or if you’re even for real?! ???

Acadia

[Paul Wilders]

-{ Quote: " quoting: Acadia link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=45#msg116640 date=1073347365]
...NOW I’ve also got to figure out who (or what) you are or if you’re even for real?! ???" }-

I'm not for sure - merely a decoy for LWM ;D

regards.

paul

[snowbound]

I just love a good mystery ::)









snowbound

[subratam]

paul,
that was not fair... we had a deal not to discloz each other's real identity over here... i have not told u being a shepherd livin in the outskirts of scotland and earn your living by selling trojans and viruses in the internetwork over thr.....
anyway words said cant b taken back.. but in future we can b more trustworthy... ::)

[Paul Wilders]

subatram,

I'd love to cheat once in a while 8) ;D

regards.

paul

[Acadia]

-{ Quote: " quoting: Paul Wilders link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=45#msg116650 date=1073348454]
I'd love to cheat once in a while " }-

Hmmmm. How do we know that Paul hasn’t in reality made up about half of the forum’s members? How do we know that Paul hasn’t registered himself about 4000 times just to make the world think that this forum really has that many members? ;)

Acadia

[Paul Wilders]

-{ Quote: " quoting: Acadia link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=45#msg116668 date=1073351316]
-{ Quote: " quoting: Paul Wilders link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=45#msg116650 date=1073348454]
I'd love to cheat once in a while " }-

Hmmmm. How do we know that Paul hasn’t in reality made up about half of the forum’s members? How do we know that Paul hasn’t registered himself about 4000 times just to make the world think that this forum really has that many members? ;)

Acadia
" }-

I knew it - merely a matter of time, but the truth will be revealed in the end :-[ Don't tell anyone, will you? :-X

regards.

paul

[Acadia]

-{ Quote: " quoting: Paul Wilders link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=60#msg116676 date=1073352084]I knew it - merely a matter of time, but the truth will be revealed in the end :-[ Don't tell anyone, will you? " }-

Who is there to tell? Probably all the friends that I've made here are fake. Beetlejuice, Blazey, Pieter, LWM, Peaches, subratam, primrose, Uguel, FanJ, Detox, bigc, anyone I may have left out, are any of you guys or gals real or are you just fake creations of Paul? :'(

Acadia

[LowWaterMark]

Acadia,

A few of us are real, though some are actually Artificial Intelligence constructs and not real in the sense of being, well people. But, um... I thought you knew?!

I guess I have to be the one to tell you. :-[

You're an AI construct, too. I know you think you are real, but that just shows you how good Paul's programming skills are.

Now if you'll just run subroutine s132, everything will be happy and pleasant again!











;D

[beetlejuice]

Well if Acadia won't do it I will. Let's see? You said subroutine s142 right? ;)


http://www.gifs.net/animate/nuclear.gif

Oh Oh :-[

[LowWaterMark]

Ack!! Not the self-destru.......

[Acadia]

-{ Quote: " quoting: LowWaterMark link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=60#msg116700 date=1073355313]
You're an AI construct, too. " }-

Ah Ha!! Gotcha. I majored in Philosophy in college (I know, major waste of time but computer science was still in its infancy, home pcs were still 10 years off). Therefore I quote someone I studied, Descartes: I Think Therefore I Am.

Acadia

[LowWaterMark]

No, you process therefore you are. :D

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: " I Think Therefore I Am.

Acadia

" }-

No. We let you think, so you think you are. But are you? ???

[Acadia]

BJ, LWM, just wait, wait, let me dig up my old Philosophy books, see if Descartes has an answer for that ... ah, here it is, Descartes says, and I quote: "Since computers, programming and software do not exist in my time, my theories, philosophies and quotes are only good until those things are invented. People in the 20th and 21st centuries seeking answers to the mysteries of life ... ARE ON YOUR OWN". :o

Uh oh.

Acadia

[beetlejuice]

;D LWM, I think Unit Acadia's brain wave implant is malfunctioning. I think an Emergency Reprograming Phase 1 is in order. He's starting to show independant thought. What do you think? ???

[bigc73542]

Are you sure this is not the Matrix and none of us are really here :o

[Peaches4U]

-{ Quote: " quoting: Acadia link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=60#msg116698 date=1073354629]
-{ Quote: " quoting: Paul Wilders link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=60#msg116676 date=1073352084]I knew it - merely a matter of time, but the truth will be revealed in the end :-[ Don't tell anyone, will you? " }-

Who is there to tell? Probably all the friends that I've made here are fake. Beetlejuice, Blazey, Pieter, LWM, Peaches, subratam, primrose, Uguel, FanJ, Detox, bigc, anyone I may have left out, are any of you guys or gals real or are you just fake creations of Paul? :'(

Acadia
" }-

:D Maybe I am not female. hehehe!! Maybe I am from outer space - So beam me up .......

http://www.gifs.net/animate/a1ufo2.gif

[Primrose]

I be real ;D but sometime beetlejuice lets me do a 'voice over' :P but it is hard to ride him down at times.

I am familar with AI since the time they even coined the word. I am sure LWM and others could also tell ya a few stories.

Nevertheless it is nice to see all these changes at Wilders..heck you even drawn here because of the neat smiley (lacking on other forums ::)

I do use different nicks at boards..but if you do not know them all by now..have no problem if they are published.

I was recently asked by one if I would consent to us my real name (first and last ). Had to turn that one down. They did have an excellent point..they wanted it to be more personal and professional. I like that.

Be Well ( You to New Guy ;) ),

John

[Detox]

I am Detox v2.3

It is inevitable that v3 will only be closer to perfection.

[beetlejuice]

AI Unit Acadia 001. Are you ready for reprograming? Please report to the control center immediatly. http://www.gifs.net/animate/anidatamov.gif
http://www.gifs.net/animate/yellow-blink-0.gifhttp://www.gifs.net/animate/green-blink-0.gifhttp://www.gifs.net/animate/red-blink-0.gifhttp://www.gifs.net/animate/green-blink-0.gif
http://www.gifs.net/animate/bub.gif

[Acadia]

Um, this is AI Unit Acadia 001 reporting in. I want deprogramming, not reprogramming. I want to once again be able to say "I think therefore I am" not "I think therefore all systems are operating within acceptable parameters"!! >:(

Acadia

[beetlejuice]

AI Unit Acadia 001. All of importance have conferred. Reprograming is the only solution to correct of your malfunctioning neural implant.
Are you ready control?
Activating anti-neutron injectors.
http://www.gifs.net/animate/atomspin.gif

[Acadia]

-{ Quote: " quoting: beetlejuice link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=75#msg117041 date=1073436115]
Activating anti-neutron injectors.
" }-

Help, Mommy!!

Acadia

[beetlejuice]

Acadia Unit 001. Come back here. You cannot escape!!

[bigc73542]

I am the golden man all others pale in comparison.

[subratam]

i think Acadia is attacked by self-intelligence-auto-activation.virus.... and thats a dangerous thing if yall remember whhat happened when it attacked cochise once......!!!!! ;)
anyway... beetle will u plz see this lines
for Acadia ( intelligence = Null;)
{
deactivate self-intelligence-auto-activation;
return(wilders.intelligence);
}
do u think we have to call the auto-activate() function too ???

[Acadia]

-{ Quote: " quoting: subratam link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=75#msg117147 date=1073461651]
i think Acadia is attacked by self-intelligence-auto-activation.virus" }-

Auto-activation maybe, self-intelligence no way, just ask my wife. :)

Acadia

[subratam]

hmmm....
i just finished my first phase research on Acadia.subroutine in our Wilders software...
one sure fault i have discovered and that is...
the subroutine have been seriously overdone by some bug or someone.. >:( the Acadia.artificial_intelligence_activated() function which should b in an infinite loop ... have been made to stop where it was at last which it seems to have made Acadia in this condition that he is...
who or what might be the culprit? dun worry anyone... i am again gettin into research.. and i have able programmers with me..
(u did it Acadia?? but but... one cannot tamper his/her subroutine ::) ::) still .. :-\ myseterious..)

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "and i have able programmers with me..
" }-

Incase him in a force field so he can't move!!
http://www.gifs.net/animate/shock.gif


Activating anti-matter brain reprograming inducers!!
http://www.gifs.net/animate/brainstorm.gif

[Acadia]

Acadia after reprogramming: "Ohhhh, I feel terrible, what a headache. Who am I, what am I?" Acadia looks around and sees forum members who have reprogrammed him: "Sheeeesh, what a weird looking group of people, who or what the heck are you guys? Ohhhh, I don’t feel too good." http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/gack.gif

Acadia

[beetlejuice]

http://www.gifs.net/animate/warning.gif

Look Out. The anti-matter inducers are overloading!! :P

Unhook Unit Acadia. Get him off the table quick!! :-\


It's too late!! :o





http://www.gifs.net/animate/nuclear.gif






Oh, Oh!! ::)





http://www.gifs.net/animate/spacedog.gif

[Acadia]

Um, am I still here or not? ??? Well, I'm still posting so I guess I somehow survived. But who ARE these weird looking guys? Good grief, I hope they aren't my creators, if they are, I haven't got a hope! :o

Acadia

[beetlejuice]

Don't worry Unit Acadia 001. You are still here. No one was ever anilated from taking part in a good story line. And never give up Hope about anything. With all of the things that we cherish in the whole universe, Hope is the only thing that is truly ours to have forever, and the only thing that can never be taken away, not even in the Wilders Zone.

[Acadia]

Hey, believe me bro, when I say "I have no hope" it really is just a story line; I KNOW better. :)

Acadia

[beetlejuice]

Yeah, me too. ;D That was a pretty good ending moral to our part of the story. I wonder what's next? ???

[Cochise]

Worry not Acadia,

YOU POST, THEREFORE YOU ARE!

Psycho, Cochise, 8) ???

[subratam]

-{ Quote: " quoting: beetlejuice link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=90#msg117495 date=1073527196]
Yeah, me too. ;D That was a pretty good ending moral to our part of the story. I wonder what's next? ???
" }-

hmm.... BJ,
next is a deeeep rest... and relaxation.... it takes a lot of strain.. in these kinda bug-fixes ...
aaah..... cya at seychelles... BJ

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "next is a deeeep rest... and relaxation.... " }-

You read my mind. ;D Sleep--peaceful sleep. Mind reading? ???Hey you must be one of the Next Generation AI. I didn't know we had any of those yet! ::)

[Acadia]

Ah ha!! I'm safe from the next generation! You can't read my mind, I ain't got one (just ask my wife)! ;D

Acadia

[spydespiser]

-{ Quote: "You can't read my mind, I ain't got one (just ask my wife)! ;D " }-

Hi Acadia :)

We did, she showed us it in the pickle jar she keeps under the sink lol ;D
we just waiting on the new drivers so we can bug test it ;D

~afterthought~ Hmm Beetlejuice gonna fail the " bug test" methinks ;D

[Acadia]

-{ Quote: " quoting: spydespiser link=board=27;threadid=18869;start=90#msg118343 date=1073746269]
We did, she showed us it in the pickle jar she keeps under the sink " }-

OOOHHHHH, so THAT'S what that was. If I had know that I wouldn't have taken that thing and ... OH NO!! :o

Acadia

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "~afterthought~ Hmm Beetlejuice gonna fail the " bug test" methinks ;D

" }-
ME? Fail the bugtest? Well I haven't so far. Bugs love me. I'm their favorite nesting place. :o Just look.
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