View Full Version : What is your karma to posts ratio?
JayK
October 23rd, 2003, 09:28 AM
Mine as of posting is the pathethic 0.0444
That's probably one of the lowest ratio for a senior member, and probably for all members.
who has the highest karma ratio? For different classes of course.
I think anyone averaging >0.1 is doing great.
PS Thank god there isn't negative karma anymore, the last time i checked i was barely positive overall.
Pieter_Arntz
October 23rd, 2003, 09:46 AM
Just guessing: http://www.wilderssecurity.com/index.php?action=viewprofile;user=Uffbros must be one of the highest in the ratio ranking, but that's partly due to the fact that most of his posts get deleted (update forum).
Regards,
Pieter
Q Section
October 23rd, 2003, 09:53 AM
Just checked - no joke. Karma to posts = 0.07
We will have to let the old boy know! 8)
JayK
October 23rd, 2003, 09:54 AM
I didnt know posting updates would gain you karma...
Pieter_Arntz
October 23rd, 2003, 10:13 AM
-{ Quote: " quoting: JayK link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=0#msg95602 date=1066917260]
I didnt know posting updates would gain you karma...
" }-
Try it. It might work.
It certainly won't raise your post count much. ;D
Regards,
Pieter
RJ100
October 23rd, 2003, 10:48 AM
-{ Quote: "
Try it. It might work.
It certainly won't raise your post count much. ;D
Regards,
Pieter
" }-
Just noticed that yesterday, I coulda swore my post count was at 30, then when I checked back its back at 29. hmmm
Then self realization kicks in and OK update posts are terminated when the new one comes along.... :-\
OK, swell my count it back up to 30 but as soon as my nod32 post is removed back down to 29... :'(
Whats the name of that country song......
"One step forward and two steps back"........... :)
Don't mind me just wondering.....hey do I get a cookie for this post? ;D
My mission now is it achive 30/30
Take care
Acadia
October 23rd, 2003, 11:17 AM
EDIT: Deleting this post spoken in anger, sorry.
Acadia
Detox
October 23rd, 2003, 11:53 AM
Mine's .07 but I think it's because of something I just learned today - I'm a boofhead.
JayK
October 23rd, 2003, 11:59 AM
-{ Quote: " quoting: Acadia link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=0#msg95607 date=1066922262]
EDIT: Deleting this post spoken in anger, sorry.
Acadia
" }-
No problem, for what's it worth , my rant below wasnt directed at you.
Detox
October 23rd, 2003, 12:09 PM
Well, Jay, I have over 1000 posts and I don't think I consider myself any sort of expert; my knowledge is limited but I come here to ask when I need to know something, and if I am online enough I hop in and answer any "easy" questions that I am absolutely certain I know the answer to. Of course, this normally entails my answering a question that I asked here once upon a time and learned how to fix my problem.
Overall, I enjoy this forum and the people in it so I discuss and post here whenever I can, although I've been a bit busy as of late... In fact I must finish writing another paper in the next few hours ::)
Anyway, if you feel someone has answered a question in such a way described in your post, you could always just reply with your opinion including a statement that you feel something else which has been suggested is not necessary. I do think it can be done (by all) in a way which doesn't offend the other parties in the thread. Honestly, I haven't found this forum to be very "confrontational" in nature and most people really are willing to listen to reason.
Peaches4U
October 23rd, 2003, 05:28 PM
??? As someone explained to me on these forums a while back, you get a Karma cookie when someone clicks on your Applaud button. Well, I don't have an applaud button and still get Karma cookies .... hmmmm, so how do you figure that one????
beetlejuice
October 23rd, 2003, 05:57 PM
-{ Quote: "??? As someone explained to me on these forums a while back, you get a Karma cookie when someone clicks on your Applaud button. Well, I don't have an applaud button and still get Karma cookies .... hmmmm, so how do you figure that one????" }-
You do have an applaud button. I can see yours in the same place (under your Karma) just like you can see everyone elses. You just can't see your own. It would be fun if you could give yourself cookies ;), but it doesn't work that way. :'( At least you can't be "smited" anymore. :o
Oh I almost forgot. As of this post, 0.11 ;D
LowWaterMark
October 23rd, 2003, 05:58 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: Peaches4U link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=0#msg95662 date=1066944522] ??? As someone explained to me on these forums a while back, you get a Karma cookie when someone clicks on your Applaud button. Well, I don't have an applaud button and still get Karma cookies .... hmmmm, so how do you figure that one???? " }-
You do have an applaud link under your name, it's just that you can't see it. Check out this post (reply #7) (http://www.wilderssecurity.com/showthread.php?t=14816;start=msg93014#msg93014).
Pretender
October 23rd, 2003, 08:03 PM
I'm not sure, but I could be at .145, but then I ran out of money to bribe other members ::)
Just kidding.............
Whoa, think I just dropped to .1446384!!!!!
cl0ck
October 23rd, 2003, 11:23 PM
im still a newbie here, my karma only ~ 0.16 :)
crockett
October 24th, 2003, 01:13 AM
Well... Not far ! :D
Rgds, Crockett 8)
crockett
October 24th, 2003, 01:15 AM
-{ Quote: " quoting: Peaches4U link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=0#msg95662 date=1066944522]
??? As someone explained to me on these forums a while back, you get a Karma cookie when someone clicks on your Applaud button. Well, I don't have an applaud button and still get Karma cookies .... hmmmm, so how do you figure that one????
" }-
Don't worry...
Evrething working fine.
Rgds, Crockett 8)
illukka
October 24th, 2003, 04:37 AM
mine is 0.12... do you lose one of your own karmacookies when you applaud someone?
i've been wondering this karma thing for a long time.. thanks for the information ;D
beetlejuice
October 24th, 2003, 06:07 PM
-{ Quote: "mine is 0.12... do you lose one of your own karmacookies when you applaud someone?" }-
Not at all. ;D It's just a way of saying "Thank You", "Good Idea", or any other compliment. ;D
BlitzenZeus
October 24th, 2003, 06:23 PM
At the time of this reply, including this post its 37%(0.3708...), 79 karma versus 213 posts.
I mostly pop in on issues with the other firewalls forum, and I'm sure there are many people who participate more than myself in these forums with a higher ratio.
Peaches4U
October 25th, 2003, 02:47 AM
;D Okay y'all that explains it ... can't see my own! I should have known better. ::) And I thought I was special... ;D ;D And Bettlejuice be nice or I won't push your buttons ... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Acadia
October 25th, 2003, 03:56 AM
-{ Quote: " quoting: Peaches4U link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=15#msg95994 date=1067064420]
And Bettlejuice be nice or I won't push your buttons ..." }-
Wheeeeew boy, here we go again! ;)
spydespiser
October 25th, 2003, 04:24 AM
Was 0.066 yesterday
now its 0.050 :D
Put some john lennon on and you'll get
:o :o :o
[hr]
[hr]INSTANT KARMA[hr]
SpyD 8)
JayK
October 25th, 2003, 05:04 AM
-{ Quote: " quoting: BlitzenZeus link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=15#msg95866 date=1067034224]
At the time of this reply, including this post its 37%(0.3708...), 79 karma versus 213 posts.
I mostly pop in on issues with the other firewalls forum, and I'm sure there are many people who participate more than myself in these forums with a higher ratio.
" }-
Actually focusing on only one forum, and answering only questions about something you know very well is a pretty smart idea if you want a high karma to post ratio.
Blowing posts on irrelevant social stuff like in ten forward, seriously hurts your ratio.
NewGuy
October 25th, 2003, 11:45 AM
Good thing there's no more smite button or I'd really be in trouble!! :'(
;D
Acadia
October 25th, 2003, 12:04 PM
:o
All right Paul, knock it off!
Acadia
AplusWebMaster
October 25th, 2003, 01:00 PM
;) "Smite button" recalled and now has limited availability:
http://www.apluswebmaster.net/gods-pc2.jpg
crockett
October 25th, 2003, 07:30 PM
Having said all that, Karma is only small stuff... The point of this BBForums is of course completely different.
Posting in order to get Karma's will only give you that - Karma's.
Posting with trying to help others in mind will always get you some K's, too... And much more - respect, knowledge and community are the best part of WildersSecurity.
Rgds, Crockett 8)
crockett
October 25th, 2003, 08:40 PM
I wonder what this guy's ratio might be ?! ;D (See Screenshot below)
Crockett :D
beetlejuice
October 25th, 2003, 08:41 PM
-{ Quote: "::) And I thought I was special... ;D ;D And Bettlejuice be nice or I won't push your buttons ... ;D ;D ;D ;D" }-
You are Special!! See,
Peaches4U is Special!!
Oh, could you please start spelling my name right? ???
When I look at it my eyes go like this ::)
;)Yes, I know-You GOT me, ;) and I didn't expect it! ;D
One more thing, would you like a cookie? ???
Peaches4U
October 25th, 2003, 10:43 PM
Awwwwh!! got back from shopping and checked this board and what do I find ..... awwwwh!! Beatlejuice, you made my day. :-* That deserves a cookie. ;) By the way, how did you do that banner? That is sooo cool and I would like to learn how ... so teach away and earn a cookie. ;D
spydespiser
October 26th, 2003, 07:06 AM
Hi Peaches4u :)
Go to his posting and click his quote button and it will show you what he inputted
Jooske taught me that! (thanx jooske) :D
I sometimes also have a quick wander to the testing forum as well to see what people are trying out and if i see something new or interesting i have a quick nosey in the "quote" page and hey presto new ideas/methods
have fun :)
SpyD 8)
beetlejuice
October 26th, 2003, 08:07 AM
;D Hi Peaches4U. There's lots of things you can do. It takes some experimenting sometimes. I'll do the banner instructions, but this time it won't work because I'm going to put spaces in the instruction tags just so you can see the tags. You can't see the tags in a working post. This is a tag to make something move across the screen [ move][/move]. To get it you click the button above the smileys with the moving M. Note the space after the first bracket. It wont work like this. But remove the space and type what you want to move between the 2 middle brackets and you get this.
Peaches4U is Special!!!
If you want to add color, make your move tags. Put your cursor between the middle brackets, and push the button with the green G. [ glow=red,2,300][/glow]. This tag is now in the middle if the first tags. [ move][ glow=red,2,300][/glow][/move]. If you want to change the color, just change "red" to whatever color you want. Remove the spaces, type your message in the middle and you get this.
Peaches4U is Special!!!
The move tags have to be 1st and last to make it work.
Just experiment. Try different stuff with all the buttons. That's how I'm figuring it out.
Have Fun!!!
Acadia
October 26th, 2003, 08:29 AM
Yikes, BeetleJuice, that last post of your's is making me seasick!
Acadia
spydespiser
October 26th, 2003, 08:52 AM
;D ;D ;D
EDIT-back to testing i think!!
???
SEASICK
bit better, all i need now is some wavy fonts ;D ;D ;D
beetlejuice
October 26th, 2003, 09:01 AM
-{ Quote: "And Bettlejuice be nice or I won't push your buttons ..." }-
Just like you said!
-{ Quote: "Wheeeeew boy, here we go again!;)" }-
Here we go again!
-{ Quote: "" }-
Acadia
October 26th, 2003, 09:30 AM
-{ Quote: " quoting: spydespiser link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=30#msg96241 date=1067176344]
bit better, all i need now is some wavy fonts" }-
It’s a conspiracy; you’re all trying to make me puke! :o
Acadia
beetlejuice
October 26th, 2003, 09:46 AM
-{ Quote: "It’s a conspiracy; you’re all trying to make me puke!" }-
<--------- :o Now you know how I feel with my head spinning around all the time!!! :o Even the bugs get dizzy!!! ::)
Peaches4U
October 26th, 2003, 07:01 PM
I just bet this is gonna be a flop ... well here goes nothing and no hahaha's from the peanut gallery either.
??? ;D :-*ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?
Acadia
October 26th, 2003, 07:21 PM
Hey Paul, we need a new smilie: one that's about to throw up!!
Acadia
Peaches4U
October 26th, 2003, 07:38 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: Acadia link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=30#msg96357 date=1067214068]
Hey Paul, we need a new smilie: one that's about to throw up!!
This was a duplicate of the one below ... done something wrong. :'(" }-
Peaches4U
October 26th, 2003, 07:41 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: Acadia link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=30#msg96357 date=1067214068]
Hey Paul, we need a new smilie: one that's about to throw up!!
Acadia
" }-
Okay if you are seasick Acadia, well here is a little island for you to roost on - http://www.gifs.net/animate/ag00612_.gif and on that island waiting just waiting to greet you
http://www.gifs.net/animate/gdance.gif so now do you feel better? ;D
A nice Kama cookie for Beetlejuice. ;D
Acadia
October 26th, 2003, 07:43 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: Peaches4U link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=30#msg96362 date=1067215084]
do you feel better?" }-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH … (As Acadia goes running in the direction of the bathroom while holding his hand over his mouth)
Peaches4U
October 26th, 2003, 07:46 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: Acadia link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=30#msg96366 date=1067215383]
-{ Quote: " quoting: Peaches4U link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=30#msg96362 date=1067215084]
do you feel better?" }-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH … (As Acadia goes running in the direction of the bathroom while holding his hand over his mouth)
" }-
:'( :'( :'( There's just no way of pleasing some people .... no Karma cookies for you ........ ;D
Acadia
October 26th, 2003, 07:51 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: Peaches4U link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=30#msg96367 date=1067215561]
no Karma cookies for you ........
" }-
That's ok, right now I'm not very hungry, ugh.
Peaches4U
October 26th, 2003, 07:56 PM
I know Acadia, I am going to throw you back into the water to swim with the sharks. ::) That should be fun! ;D
http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/mica/shk.gif
LowWaterMark
October 26th, 2003, 08:04 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: Acadia link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=30#msg96357 date=1067214068]Hey Paul, we need a new smilie: one that's about to throw up!!" }-
About: http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/gack.gif
Or does...
beetlejuice
October 26th, 2003, 09:00 PM
-{ Quote: "I just bet this is gonna be a flop ... well here goes nothing and no hahaha's from the peanut gallery either." }-
;D ;DWe sure are!! ;D ;D
beetlejuice
October 26th, 2003, 09:06 PM
-{ Quote: "I know Acadia, I am going to throw you back into the water to swim with the sharks. ::) That should be fun! ;D" }-
;DI hope the shark doesn't get sick!! ;D
http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/mica/shk.gif
-{ Quote: "" }-
Peaches4U
October 26th, 2003, 10:09 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: LowWaterMark link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=45#msg96378 date=1067216699]
-{ Quote: " quoting: Acadia link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=30#msg96357 date=1067214068]Hey Paul, we need a new smilie: one that's about to throw up!!" }-
About: http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/gack.gif
Or does...
" }-
LWM - YOU ARE BAAAAD ::) :-\
AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BUDDY
I don't think I got this quite right but here goes nothing!! :D
JayK
October 27th, 2003, 06:26 AM
Looks like my master plan is working perfect.....
Silly ,silly people, you aint doing your karma to post ratio any good by wasting posts on nonsense in this thread
Acadia
October 27th, 2003, 08:07 AM
-{ Quote: " quoting: JayK link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=45#msg96493 date=1067253982]
Silly ,silly people, you aint doing your karma to post ratio any good by wasting posts on nonsense in this thread
" }-
JayK, hey bro, if you're being serious and I'm not so sure that you are, you need to lighten up. I think you’re too hung up on this Karma thing. I come to Wilders for education and fun, I don't give two hoots about my Karma. Take care.
Acadia
spydespiser
October 27th, 2003, 08:19 AM
Maybe Jayk doesnt realize we have read his postings/views and are still posting and having fun to get a response :)
i.e he's not doing his karma to post ratio any favors either! ;D ;D ;D
Jayk your karma to post ratio is now 0.042296 ;D
SpyD 8)
Peaches4U
October 27th, 2003, 03:05 PM
Hey JayK, I was learning how to do banners with lots of help here so I do not feel that time was wasted. Thumbs up to those who made the effort to put a little fun to help me learn.
;D ARE WE HAVING FUN - YOU BET WE ARE ;D :D
Acadia
October 27th, 2003, 03:32 PM
Yeah, it was real fun barfing all over my keyboard. ;)
Acadia
spydespiser
October 27th, 2003, 03:47 PM
Hope this helps ;D ;D ;D
You really shouldn'n go surfing if you don't feel well
beetlejuice
October 27th, 2003, 07:01 PM
-{ Quote: "Yeah, it was real fun barfing all over my keyboard. ;)" }-
;DGreat. My plan worked. Hey Acadia, I've got a keyboard cover I'll let you have for $20.00.
;DBuy the cover from beetlejuice ;D
Acadia
October 27th, 2003, 07:58 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: beetlejuice link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=45#msg96641 date=1067299275]
I've got a keyboard cover I'll let you have for $20.00.
" }-
Thanks, but I put my keyboard in the dishwasher and it’s working as good as new, still smells a little though.
Acadia
beetlejuice
October 27th, 2003, 08:05 PM
-{ Quote: "Thanks, but I put my keyboard in the dishwasher and it’s working as good as new, still smells a little though." }-
;DGlad you got it all cleaned up. About the smell-I've got some nose plugs for $5.00 ;D
Peaches4U
October 27th, 2003, 08:54 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: Acadia link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=45#msg96605 date=1067286720]
Yeah, it was real fun barfing all over my keyboard. ;)
Acadia
" }-
AwwwH!!http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/mica/monkbum.gif
Peaches4U
October 27th, 2003, 09:03 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: beetlejuice link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=45#msg96644 date=1067303132]
-{ Quote: "Thanks, but I put my keyboard in the dishwasher and it’s working as good as new, still smells a little though." }-
;DGlad you got it all cleaned up. About the smell-I've got some nose plugs for $5.00 ;D
" }-
I KNOW, MAYBE BEER TO SOOTHE THE SOUL?http://www.gifs.net/animate/beerana.gif
Acadia
October 27th, 2003, 09:08 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: beetlejuice link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=45#msg96644 date=1067303132]
About the smell-I've got some nose plugs for $5.00
" }-
New or used?
Acadia
beetlejuice
October 27th, 2003, 09:23 PM
Don't get him drunk Peaches4U. He might mess up his keyboard again.
http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/throwup.gif
beetlejuice
October 27th, 2003, 09:26 PM
-{ Quote: "New or used?" }-
Well, I found them at the bottom of the pool.
http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/gack.gif
Acadia
October 27th, 2003, 09:32 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: beetlejuice link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=60#msg96661 date=1067307804]
Don't get him drunk Peaches4U. He might mess up his keyboard again.
" }-
And it wouldn't take much, I haven't had a beer in 16 years!
Acadia
Acadia
October 27th, 2003, 09:34 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: beetlejuice link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=60#msg96662 date=1067308004]
Well, I found them at the bottom of the pool.
" }-
Ugh, there goes my keyboard again. http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/gack.gif
beetlejuice
October 27th, 2003, 09:44 PM
-{ Quote: "Ugh, there goes my keyboard again. http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/gack.gif" }-
You keep doing that and 2 things are going to happen. You're going to wear out your dishwasher and your water bill is going to be out of sight.
Peaches4U
October 27th, 2003, 11:44 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: Acadia link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=60#msg96667 date=1067308483]
-{ Quote: " quoting: beetlejuice link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=60#msg96662 date=1067308004]
Well, I found them at the bottom of the pool.
" }-
Ugh, there goes my keyboard again. http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/gack.gif
http://www.gifs.net/animate/cathanging.gif
Yikes, hang in there Acadia, do we detect that you are turning green?
" }-
spydespiser
October 29th, 2003, 09:33 AM
Couldn't "borrow" this so had to do a screenie :)
Here you go Acadia, too much Pumpkin pie methinks ;D
SpyD 8)
Acadia
October 29th, 2003, 09:59 AM
-{ Quote: " quoting: spydespiser link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=60#msg96947 date=1067438037]
Here you go Acadia, too much Pumpkin pie methinks
" }-
LOL, I love it!!
(Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go do what the pumpkin is doing). ;)
Acadia
Peaches4U
October 29th, 2003, 03:35 PM
That's it you naughty boy, Acadia ... time for ....hehehe!
http://www.bygosh.com/huckfinn/04-01spank.gif
spydespiser
October 29th, 2003, 03:46 PM
You can't spank children Peaches :o :o :o
They take you to court now! :o
you gotta send em to grandma's, who lives in the middle of nowhere with a big damp cellar and no phone or electric ;D ;D
Just don't tell anyone, Not even grandma ;D
beetlejuice
October 29th, 2003, 04:05 PM
-{ Quote: "you gotta send em to grandma's, who lives in the middle of nowhere with a big damp cellar and no phone or electric ;D ;D" }-
Wait till after Halloween though. Then you can eat all of their candy. ;D Candy"s bad for their teeth anyways. :P
-{ Quote: "Just don't tell anyone, Not even grandma ;D" }-
;DYeah. ;D Then you go on vacation until after Christmas. Then you don't have to hear the whining that "Jimmy got more presents than me!::)
Acadia
October 29th, 2003, 04:14 PM
Peaches threatened me with violence! :o Let’s see, I’m suffering from mental anguish and depression as a result. Anyone know any good lawyers? ;)
Oh yeah, and the extreme fear in me is making me want to http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/gack.gif
Acadia
beetlejuice
October 29th, 2003, 04:20 PM
-{ Quote: "Peaches threatened me with violence! :o Acadia" }-
:o I think a lawyer is the last thing you need!! :o Let's see, 1st she throws you to the sharks, and then wants to----err threatens to spank you!! :o You must have been a reeealy baaad boy!!! ::)
Acadia
October 29th, 2003, 04:22 PM
That's right! I forgot about the sharks! More fodder for the lawyer!
Acadia
beetlejuice
October 29th, 2003, 04:27 PM
-{ Quote: "That's right! I forgot about the sharks! More fodder for the lawyer!" }-
:o I'd be thinking bodyguard. :o Good Heavens man. What did you do to her? ??? I think you just keep digging that hole deeper all the time. You might as well just pull the dirt in over you. Boy, I'm glad I'm not in your shoes right now. :'( I guess this is what the "Woman Scorned" thing means :o. Good Luck Acadia. You'll need it. :o
Acadia
October 29th, 2003, 05:28 PM
Beetlejuice, I think you’ll probably be subpoenaed as a witness. Now behave yourself when testifying on the stand and no grossing the judge out by spinning your head.
Acadia
beetlejuice
October 29th, 2003, 05:37 PM
-{ Quote: "Beetlejuice, I think you’ll probably be subpoenaed as a witness." }-
I see a ;Dcookie ;D making opportunity coming up. I wonder who can pay more? ??? Acadia, or Peaches4U? ??? Umm, this could get interesting. :o
Acadia
October 29th, 2003, 05:42 PM
If Peaches gives you any cookies for this that’s bribing a witness! >:( But how the heck would I go about proving that? ???
Gee, all the stress from this situation is going to make me http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/gack.gif
Acadia
beetlejuice
October 29th, 2003, 05:50 PM
-{ Quote: "If Peaches gives you any cookies for this that’s bribing a witness! >:( But how the heck would I go about proving that? ???
Gee, all the stress from this situation is going to make me http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/gack.gif
Acadia" }-
You really don't have too prove anything. My loyality and/or silence and/or cooperation can be bought. if the price is right. Bids start at 1 cookie? Anyone want to go for 2? ;D
spydespiser
October 29th, 2003, 05:50 PM
Acadia (Phew i'm out of breath all that running around) ;D
Had to call in a few favours but i got the Bodyguard ;)
The only one that would take the job i'm afraid ;D
Oh yeah, sorry i couldn't get a lawyer, they won't have anything to do with me ??? something to do with liabilty ??? risk assessment ??? damage limitation ???
ah well ;D ;D
Suppose you can't be choosy the situation you're in ;D
SpyD 8)
beetlejuice
October 29th, 2003, 05:56 PM
-{ Quote: "Acadia (Phew i'm out of breath all that running around) ;D
Had to call in a few favours but i got the Bodyguard ;)
The only one that would take the job i'm afraid ;D
Oh yeah, sorry i couldn't get a lawyer, they won't have anything to do with me ??? something to do with liabilty ??? risk assessment ??? damage limitation ???
ah well ;D ;D
Suppose you can't be choosy the situation you're in ;D
SpyD 8)" }-
;DHey, that's my Uncle Homer ;D
I guess this must be the new job he has been talking about!! 8) ;D
Peaches4U
October 30th, 2003, 02:03 AM
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( I leave these boards for a few hours and what happens, you guys are digging a hole for me. :'(
http://www.gifs.net/animate/jackham.gif
all because Acadia decided to puke all over his computer. No halloween candies for Acadia and Beatlejuice whose side are you on anyway?? :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( How sweet it is to be loved by you... ;D
http://www.gifs.net/animate/kisshug.gif
Spydespiser I'll think of something for you.
http://www.gifs.net/animate/question.gif
Acadia, you have just been flushed!! ;D Case dismissed!
http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/toiletsmilie.gif
Acadia
October 30th, 2003, 07:59 AM
No candy? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :'(
Throw me to the sharks, spank me, flush me, ANYTHING, but I MUST have my chocolate fix! >:(
Acadia
beetlejuice
October 30th, 2003, 10:00 AM
-{ Quote: " :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( I leave these boards for a few hours and what happens, you guys are digging a hole for me. :'(" }-
Actually, this is all Acadia's fault!! :P
-{ Quote: "because Acadia decided to puke all over his computer." }-
http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/throwup.gif
I offered him a keyboard cover for $20.00, and all he wanted was a pair of used noseplugs!!http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/gack.gif
-{ Quote: "No Halloween candies for Acadia." }-
Sorry Acadia, looks like you lost out. But since today's my birthday,http://www.gifs.net/animate/10cakecp.gif
I'm feeling generous. How about if I shake a few bugs out of my hairhttp://www.gifs.net/animate/bugmove.gif
that you can dip in chocolate? And just in case they try to get away, I'll give you a little helper.
http://www.gifs.net/animate/an_frog1.gif
-{ Quote: "Beatlejuice whose side are you on anyway?? :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( How sweet it is to be loved by you... ;D" }-
I feel like I'm the one being put in the middle, but I'm leaning towards the person with the cutest avatar. And I do like cats. Besides, Acadia hired my Uncle Homer to be his bodyguard, but he hasn't even paid him yetDonuts!!!Donuts!!!
so I don't think I should expect anything out of him. :P Besides, I got the candy kiss! ;) ;D ;D
So, the bidding continues? ::)
Acadia
October 30th, 2003, 10:23 AM
8) 8)Hey Beetlejuice, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 8) 8)
(errr, you can skip the chocolate covered bugs, thanks anyway)
(also, I never hired Homer, he was demanding minmium wage)
Acadia
spydespiser
October 30th, 2003, 10:23 AM
???
-{ Quote: "Spydespiser I'll think of something for you." }-
:o :o :o
I didn't do nothing lol :o
It was..it was.it was Beetlethingy and arcadey and that other fella wots his face :'( honest
they made me do it :'(
i'm being framed peaches :o
SpyD ::)
beetlejuice
October 30th, 2003, 11:16 AM
Peaches was right!!!
-{ Quote: " :'( :'( :'( There's just no way of pleasing some people" }-
1st you turn down the keyboard cover, then you won't hire my Uncle Homer, then I try to be nice by giving you a snack. ARRGGGHHH!! Some people are just too picky!! :o
Oh, by the way, thanks for the B-day wishes. I need some happiness and fun right now. Last Saturday, my cat whom I love dearly got hit by a car. Shattered his left hind leg, and has nerve damage in his spine. We've been waiting to see if he was going to get better, but it doesn't look like it. I think we're going to have to put him to sleep. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Acadia
October 30th, 2003, 11:26 AM
Oooo, sorry to hear about your cat. And all this happening on your birthday too, bummer. :(
Good luck.
Acadia
beetlejuice
October 30th, 2003, 01:09 PM
-{ Quote: "Spydespiser I'll think of something for you." }-
I'm thinking of something too!! Umm--Let's see? ??? What should it be? ???
-{ Quote: " :o :o :o
I didn't do nothing lol :o
It was..it was.it was Beetlethingy and arcadey and that other fella wots his face :'( honest
they made me do it :'(
i'm being framed peaches :o
SpyD ::)" }-
Ok. I've got it. For insulting me by calling me a >:("Beetlethingy" >:(, and for trying to make it look like you're not a willing participant, ::)WELL----?? ???
Besides, it's lunchtime and I'm hungry. Time for a Birthday cookout ;D Now let's see? ??? Where did I put my lighter? ???
Oh yeah, here it is! :o
http://www.wilderssecurity.com/avatars/spydespiser.513005.gif
http://www.gifs.net/animate/flame2.gif
spydespiser
October 30th, 2003, 01:32 PM
Aaaghh me feathers :o :o :o put it out :o :o :o
I had to Beetlejuice ???
She was toast me like a marshmallow :(
But it looks like you beat her to it ???
I had to call you beetlethingy and arcadey cos then it wouldn't be a positive ID, they could have been anyone, or imposters and it wouldn't have stood up in a forum of law ???
Thats why i threw in "wots his face", we could have all blamed him and got away with it ::)
Suppose thats the thanx i get for diversionary tactics :o :o
;D ;D ;D
SpyD 8)
Acadia
October 30th, 2003, 01:36 PM
That's it! :D It is "wots his face" fault! What is "wots his face" fault? ??? I've lost track of who we are blaming for what?
Acadia
beetlejuice
October 30th, 2003, 01:38 PM
-{ Quote: "I had to call you beetlethingy and arcadey cos then it wouldn't be a positive ID, they could have been anyone, or imposters and it wouldn't have stood up in a forum of law ???
Thats why i threw in "wots his face", we could have all blamed him and got away with it ::)
Suppose thats the thanx i get for diversionary tactics :o :o" }-
Well you could always change your identity. Looks like you're going to need a new avatar anyway. :o
Peaches4U
October 30th, 2003, 01:55 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: beetlejuice link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=75#msg97217 date=1067530592]
Peaches was right!!!
-{ Quote: " :'( :'( :'( There's just no way of pleasing some people" }-
1st you turn down the keyboard cover, then you won't hire my Uncle Homer, then I try to be nice by giving you a snack. ARRGGGHHH!! Some people are just too picky!! :o
Oh, by the way, thanks for the B-day wishes. I need some happiness and fun right now. Last Saturday, my cat whom I love dearly got hit by a car. Shattered his left hind leg, and has nerve damage in his spine. We've been waiting to see if he was going to get better, but it doesn't look like it. I think we're going to have to put him to sleep. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
" }-
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEATLEJUICEhttp://www.gifs.net/animate/kissing.gif
http://www.gifs.net/animate/10cakecp.gif
spydespiser
October 30th, 2003, 02:04 PM
The doc says he's still in shock :'(
and won't run quite as fast :(
But when he adjusts to new cyber legs he'll be okay :)
Thanx a lot Beetlejuice >:(
Now i gotta oil his legs every morning as well as shovel **** >:(
;D ;D
SpyD 8)
spydespiser
October 30th, 2003, 02:24 PM
Couldn't stop him lol :o :o
Tried to but.. ???
;D ;D ;D
Peaches4U
October 30th, 2003, 02:51 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: spydespiser link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=90#msg97243 date=1067538755]
Aaaghh me feathers :o :o :o put it out :o :o :o
I had to Beetlejuice ???
She was toast me like a marshmallow :(
But it looks like you beat her to it ???
I had to call you beetlethingy and arcadey cos then it wouldn't be a positive ID, they could have been anyone, or imposters and it wouldn't have stood up in a forum of law ???
Thats why i threw in "wots his face", we could have all blamed him and got away with it ::)
Suppose thats the thanx i get for diversionary tactics :o :o
;D ;D ;D
SpyD 8)
" }-
Oh what a tangled web you weave, when first you practise to deceive. http://www.gifs.net/animate/web1.gif
Acadia
October 30th, 2003, 02:55 PM
Ohhhhhh, Peaches, that swinging laptop is making... me.... have to.... http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/gack.gif http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/gack.gif http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/gack.gif http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/gack.gif
Acadia
spydespiser
October 30th, 2003, 03:07 PM
Ahh Peaches is trying to hypnotize us again :o :o
trying to get us back under her spell :o
Quick!
Where's my shades?
8)
thats better
Peaches4U
October 30th, 2003, 03:49 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: Acadia link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=90#msg97265 date=1067543731]
Ohhhhhh, Peaches, that swinging laptop is making... me.... have to.... http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/gack.gif http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/gack.gif http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/gack.gif http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/gack.gif
Acadia
" }-
Help is on the way ..... hang in there - specially designed for you Acadia. Now ya gotta admit, am I not thoughtful and deserving of a cookie? ;D
http://thumb9.webshots.com/s/thumb4/4/72/79/93047279fQpuPm_th.jpg
Acadia
October 30th, 2003, 03:54 PM
Oh, all right, but do you really expect me to use a pink toilet? :-\
Oh yeah, and by the way, that toilet moves.... http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/gack.gif
Acadia
Peaches4U
October 30th, 2003, 04:03 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: spydespiser link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=90#msg97267 date=1067544440]
Ahh Peaches is trying to hypnotize us again :o :o
trying to get us back under her spell :o
Quick!
Where's my shades?
8)
thats better
" }-
;D ;D I have cast my spell, there is no escape. Tomorrow is the night to drink a witchy brew ;D ;D http://www.gifs.net/animate/wizard.gif
Peaches4U
October 30th, 2003, 04:05 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: Acadia link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=90#msg97278 date=1067547262]
Oh, all right, but do you really expect me to use a pink toilet? :-\
Oh yeah, and by the way, that toilet moves.... http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/gack.gif
Acadia
" }-
Egads, do I have to supply a seatbelt too!! ::) Be careful not to get a speeding ticket. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Acadia
October 30th, 2003, 04:11 PM
Hey fellows, now Peaches is casting spells on us. :o Wonder what I'll be turned into? Hopefully not a computer keyboard at my house. :(
Acadia
beetlejuice
October 30th, 2003, 07:02 PM
-{ Quote: "Couldn't stop him lol :o :o
Tried to but.. ???
;D ;D ;D
" }-
HaHaHaHa!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
You can't hurt me SpyD.
I'm already......
DEAD!!
Nice Try
Peaches4U
October 30th, 2003, 07:36 PM
;D ;D-{ Quote: " quoting: Acadia link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=90#msg97281 date=1067548300]
Hey fellows, now Peaches is casting spells on us. :o Wonder what I'll be turned into? Hopefully not a computer keyboard at my house. :(
Acadia
" }-
Yuk, yuk, something that doesn't upchuck!! ...
http://www.gifs.net/animate/comfrog.gif
;D ;D but if you behave, you may turn into a prince. ;)
beetlejuice
October 30th, 2003, 07:49 PM
-{ Quote: "Yuk, yuk, something that doesn't upchuck!! ...
http://www.gifs.net/animate/comfrog.gif
;D ;D but if you behave, you may turn into a prince. ;)
" }-
Hey Acadia, now you can type with your tongue. Ohh, that doesn't sound very good. Thinking about that sight makes me want to---
http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/throwup.gif
PS, now that Peaches has turned you into a frog, are you sure you don't want a snack? ???
http://www.gifs.net/animate/an_frog1.gif
Acadia
October 30th, 2003, 08:39 PM
Hmmmmm, maybe one of those chocolate covered bugs might not be too bad after all. Eagerly awaiting my transformation into a Prince. Hmmmm, still waiting.... still waiting.... >:( PEACHES!! >:(
Acadia
spydespiser
October 30th, 2003, 08:43 PM
-{ Quote: "Hmmmm, still waiting.... still waiting.... " }-
;D
I hope you've got a chair, or at least something to lean on ;D
SpyD 8)
beetlejuice
October 30th, 2003, 08:55 PM
-{ Quote: "Eagerly awaiting my transformation into a Prince.
Acadia
" }-
Looks like Peaches isn't here. Let me try. I haven't done this in a long time, but I think I still can. Now let's see?? ???
;DAbracadabra!! ;D
http://www.gifs.net/animate/nuclear.gif
http://www.gifs.net/animate/octopuss.gif
:oOh, Oh! That didn't work! :o
spydespiser
October 30th, 2003, 09:01 PM
-{ Quote: " :o Oh, Oh! That didn't work! :o
" }-
LOL ;D ;D
Close , just needs an extra eyelid ;D
Acadia
October 30th, 2003, 09:14 PM
Gee thanks a lot, Beetlejuice. >:(
Peaches! Help! A Karma Cookie is yours if you can transform me from this octopuss back into myself again, errrr, my human self that is, not the frog.
Acadia
spydespiser
October 30th, 2003, 10:25 PM
::) ::) ::) ::)
Peaches4U
October 30th, 2003, 11:19 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: Acadia link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=105#msg97339 date=1067566453]
Gee thanks a lot, Beetlejuice. >:(
Peaches! Help! A Karma Cookie is yours if you can transform me from this octopuss back into myself again, errrr, my human self that is, not the frog.
Acadia
" }-
Abacadabra, you are back to a human. http://www.gifs.net/animate/11-cave-man.gif
Oooops, let's try again ... ;D ;D How about an Elivis reincarnate?
http://www.gifs.net/animate/golf1.gif Shucks, waved the wand the wrong way and you became a golfing prince nstead.... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Peaches4U
October 30th, 2003, 11:36 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: spydespiser link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=105#msg97336 date=1067565713]
-{ Quote: " :o Oh, Oh! That didn't work! :o
" }-
LOL ;D ;D
Close , just needs an extra eyelid ;D
" }-
ooooh, I'm keeping an eye on you!!
http://www.gifs.net/animate/blink.gif
LowWaterMark
October 30th, 2003, 11:46 PM
-{ Quote: " ::: ring ::: ::: ring ::: :: click :: "Hello?"
"Oh, Hi Paul..." :) :)
"Good. And you?"
"Yeah, it's really interesting..."
"Um, what?!?!" :o
"Really? Are you sure??"
"87% of our download capacity for the entire year?!?!"
"Err, I never would have guessed." :-\
"Wow, all tied up in that 'karma to post ratio' thread?" ???
"What, you mean there will be no xmas this year because of..." :'( :'(
Island of misfit toys?! No wait!! I don't want to go there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eekkkk!! HELP!!!!" }-
Okay, if you all can be silly, so can I !! ;D ;D ;D
Acadia
October 31st, 2003, 06:08 AM
Hey Peaches, my wife said your first try was a BIG improvement over what she has had to live with the past 16 years! The golfing guy was even better, she told me to send you a karma cookie. (NO, not Elvis, PLEASE NO).
Acadia
Acadia
October 31st, 2003, 06:18 AM
-{ Quote: " quoting: LowWaterMark link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=105#msg97364 date=1067575583]
Okay, if you all can be silly, so can I !! " }-
Silly? Who's being silly? I just pulled my keyboard out of the dishwasher for the fifth time! ::)
Acadia
beetlejuice
October 31st, 2003, 08:24 AM
-{ Quote: "The golfing guy was even better," }-
Acadia, that was a great Tee shot. ;D Nice, straight, and long. ;D I'm no expert but, I think you'd better take the 2 stroke penalty on the next one. :-\ I don't see any way possible that you can make the next one with the slight problem you have. ::) Since you were the 1st to tee off, I'm assuming that is your ball, isn't it?
http://www.gifanimations.com/Image/Animations/Creatures/creatures_018.gif
-{ Quote: "(NO, not Elvis, PLEASE NO).
Acadia
" }-
I might have to think about that one. After all, it is Halloween. ;D ;D
Peaches4U
October 31st, 2003, 12:56 PM
Hey guys, don't ya all think we should give LWM a bit of a bad time after his post? Hmmm, shall think of something when I get back tonight. ;D LWM was baaaad!! ;)
Hey, Beatlejuice [see I can spell correctly sometimes] didn't you like the birthday cake I sent you? :'( :'( :'( That's it, & no more kisses either. :'( :'( :'(
beetlejuice
October 31st, 2003, 02:24 PM
-{ Quote: "Hey guys, don't ya all think we should give LWM a bit of a bad time after his post? Hmmm, shall think of something when I get back tonight. ;D LWM was baaaad!! ;)" }-
Yes Peaches, I think you're right. Let's see-I could roast him, or turn him into an octopus, or something equally discusting. ;D ;D ;D
-{ Quote: "didn't you like the birthday cake I sent you? :'( :'( :'(" }-
Yes, I liked it very much. Sorry I haven't gotten back to thank you. I've been preoccupied having to do something that one shouldn't have to do on his birthday. I had to have my cat put to sleep. :'( :'( :'( :'(
-{ Quote: "That's it, & no more kisses either. :'( :'( :'(
" }-
No More Kisses? Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! :'( I thought you would like me even more, especially after I turned Acadia into an octopuss. I knew it would make him want to give you a cookie even more just to get changed back. ;) ;) ;D ;D
spydespiser
October 31st, 2003, 02:40 PM
-{ Quote: " Hey guys, don't ya all think we should give LWM a bit of a bad time after his post? Hmmm, shall think of something when I get back tonight. ;D LWM was baaaad!! ;)
" }-
Look forward to your posts ;D
-{ Quote: " I had to have my cat put to sleep. :'(
" }-
Never been a cat "lover", but like all animals in general, sorry it came to that beetlejuice :(
SpyD 8)
beetlejuice
October 31st, 2003, 05:41 PM
-{ Quote: " I had to have my cat put to sleep. :'(
" }-
-{ Quote: "Never been a cat "lover", but like all animals in general, sorry it came to that beetlejuice :(" }-
Thanks for the kind words SpyD. We waited for 6 days to see if he would get well enough to bring him home. He never did. It feels just like loosing a human family member. It's all for the best, at least for him. He won't have to suffer anymore.
http://www.gifanimations.com/Image/Animations/Animals/catsmice/cat_runs.gif
R.I.P. Oscar
Dan Perez
October 31st, 2003, 05:55 PM
Hi Beetlejuice!
-{ Quote: " It's all for the best, at least for him. He won't have to suffer anymore." }-
I'm sorry about your cat, and it must have been difficult for you but I'm sure he would thank you if he could.
Very best wishes to you and your family!!!!
(and Happy Halloween ;) )
spydespiser
October 31st, 2003, 06:07 PM
Hi beetlejuice
-{ Quote: "It's all for the best, at least for him." }-
at least his suffering is over, and although not quite yet for yourselves just yet, i think it is always better sooner than later in certain issues
-{ Quote: "It feels just like loosing a human family member." }-
True, we always had dogs in our household, always had 2-3 since i can remember, although i haven't had one for a while as for quite a while i didn't think i had/would of had the time needed to care for them like i used to, due to the very long shifts i used too do
But hey, cheer up :D cos Peaches has promised to come back later and give LWM a hard time, should be fun LOL ;D
Could become the next big spectator sport ;D ;D ;D
LOL
SpyD 8)
spydespiser
October 31st, 2003, 06:09 PM
Aaghh :o :o Dan's an upper level demon :o :o
Lemme out ;D
LowWaterMark
October 31st, 2003, 06:23 PM
:o Board seems to be haunted tonight. :o
Dan Perez
October 31st, 2003, 06:53 PM
-{ Quote: "Aaghh Dan's an upper level demon " }-
Muahahahahahaaaaaaaa!
The forum at last beholds me unmasked!!!
http://www.wilderssecurity.com/attachments/aurora_daemon.jpg
spydespiser
October 31st, 2003, 06:56 PM
Help ! :o :o :o
He's at the door :o
Uguel707
October 31st, 2003, 07:00 PM
from Beetlejuice
-{ Quote: "Thanks for the kind words SpyD. We waited for 6 days to see if he would get well enough to bring him home. He never did. It feels just like loosing a human family member. It's all for the best, at least for him. He won't have to suffer anymore.
" }-
Hi Beetlejuice!
Sorry to hear that! You're right, losing a pet is like losing a family member. We get attached to them after a while. But what a coincidence! I lost my cat on the Halloween night too! She went out and I never saw her again! :'(
But after a couple of months I decided to get another one...And this one won't go out tonight! ;)
CU!
Uguel
Acadia
October 31st, 2003, 07:20 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: spydespiser link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=120#msg97504 date=1067641622]
But hey, cheer up :D cos Peaches has promised to come back later and give LWM a hard time, should be fun LOL " }-
Ooooooo, LWM, if I was you I'd get out of here. After what Peaches has done to me the past couple of days I'm glad I'm not in your shoes.
Acadia
Hey, I just noticed, Paul made me a grave digger. Who am I burying?
spydespiser
October 31st, 2003, 08:56 PM
Hey :D
I've just seen Peaches is back :)
LWM's in for it now ;D ;D
oh, i found Snapdragin as well ;D
Peaches4U
October 31st, 2003, 09:15 PM
Beatlejuice, sorry about your cat. I just wanted you to know that he is not unhappy... see photo below - I saw him through my crystal ball.
http://thumb2.webshots.com/s/thumb4/0/91/72/97409172IfDFQw_th.jpg
Gotta feed my hubby and then shall get back here to shrink a few heads. ;D - Grave Digger??????? ???
spydespiser
October 31st, 2003, 09:29 PM
Oh my ;)
-{ Quote: "Gotta feed my hubby and then shall get back here to shrink a few heads. ;D - Grave Digger??? ???
" }-
This should be fun ;D
Buckle up folks, Peaches is on a mission and the Spellbook is out ;D ;D
LowWaterMark
October 31st, 2003, 09:33 PM
-{ Quote: "Buckle up folks, Peaches is on a mission and the Spellbook is out ;D ;D " }-
:o
Now where did I put that self-protection spell?
Detox
October 31st, 2003, 09:52 PM
LMAO this is great stuff...
Had my little on eout trick or treating tonight then she was counting out the candy passing it out here at home.. Nice night!
And don't ever let anybody say this forum is stuffy after this thread ::)
Of course, I might oughta hide after getting myself involved :o
Detox
October 31st, 2003, 09:53 PM
Muah hahaha Delicious I'm an "elder spirit"
So.. does this mean I can receive sacrificial sumthin' er others yet??
beetlejuice
October 31st, 2003, 10:47 PM
-{ Quote: "Buckle up folks, Peaches is on a mission and the Spellbook is out ;D ;D " }-
HaHaHaHa. ;D I have my spellbook out too and I've been studying it all night just for this occasion. Now, who should I start with? ??? Acadia, SpyD, LWM? :-\ Hummm! This may take some thought. Perhaps I'll let the lovely Peaches start the fun. ;D Yes that's what I'll do. ;D OK Babe, how does that idea grab ya?
:o
-{ Quote: "Now where did I put that self-protection spell?
I'm sorry Mr. Crypt Keeper but it won"t help!! :o :o :o
" }-
spydespiser
October 31st, 2003, 10:59 PM
Hi beetlejuice
-{ Quote: " Acadia, SpyD, LWM?" }-
:o :o Hey, whats my name doing in there :o :o you can't put my name in there lol :o :o
LWM pleaded the fifth amendment, i'm pleading the sixth
beetlejuice
October 31st, 2003, 11:09 PM
-{ Quote: " Acadia, SpyD, LWM?" }-
:o :o Hey, whats my name doing in there :o :o you can't put my name in there lol :o :o
LWM pleaded the fifth amendment, i'm pleading the sixth
-{ Quote: "" }-
Don't tempt me SpyD. I've got something special in mind for you. But I'm not ready quite yet. HaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
spydespiser
October 31st, 2003, 11:34 PM
-{ Quote: " Don't tempt me SpyD. I've got something special in mind for you. But I'm not ready quite yet. HaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!! " }-
:o :o :o :o
Wondered where everybody disappeared to earlier :o
Looks like i'm for the high jump :o
Wasn't me, Honest ::) ::) ::)
Peaches4U
October 31st, 2003, 11:35 PM
;DNEVER FEAR, I AM HERE
http://www.gifs.net/animate/9.gif
LWM - come out, come out wherever you are
Hurry, Hurry I am not very far,
So come into my parlor, into my web you shall crawl,
Witches brew & candles, so let's have a ball.
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Is there a full moon, not that I can see ..
Oh dear, dear, have pity on me,
Cuz I can't ride my broomstick tonight
But I'm gonna getcha babe, so don't put up a fight.
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Abacadabra, Alacazam,
I shall toss you from my web into a frying pan,
Shall stir fry you, with Paul Wilders added to,
Don't you guys thinks that's a good idea, I do.
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Hotdog, hotdog, they are both sizzling hot,
Chewy & yummy out of the witches pot,
Witchey wishes, witchey is done,
Yes, yes, anyone for dinner, an evening of fun,
Oh, oh, what's that I see??
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Can that really be, Acadia's PC?
Come my handsome Beatlejuice, come with me,
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Let's find Spydespiser, but not set him free.
Hmm, for candies & cookies, we shall see.
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HAVE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN ;D ;D
spydespiser
October 31st, 2003, 11:57 PM
Ha :D
Was just about to get my coat, as i had stocked up on cookies for bribes and somebody went and changed the board to candies and i had none ???
but the boards turned back now ;D
so no cookies, no candies and no spells :P ;D ;D
as i said earlier,
it wasn't me, honest ::) ::)
Edit- Looks like Paul remembered everything but his own name ;D ;D
now he has
rodzilla
November 1st, 2003, 12:59 AM
;DNEVER FEAR, I AM HERE
Black Water Hattie lived back o' the swamp
Where strange green reptiles crawl.
Snakes hang thick from the cypress trees
Like sausage on a smokehouse wall.
The swamp is alive with a thousand eyes
And all of 'em a'watchin' you.
So stay off the track to Hattie's shack
In the back of the Black Bayou.
Way up the road from Hattie's shack
Lies a sleepy little Okeechokee town.
Talk of the swamp witch Hattie
Locks you in when the sun goes down.
Rumours of what she'd done,
Rumours of what she'd do,
Kept folks off the track to Hattie's shack
In the back of the Black Bayou.
One day brought the rain and the rain stayed on
And the swamp water overflowed.
Skeeters and the fever grabbed the town like a fist.
Doctor Jackson was the first to go.
Some said the plague was brought by Hattie,
There was talk of the hangman too,
But the talk got shackled by the howls and the cackles
From the bowels of the Black Bayou.
Early one morn 'tween dark and dawn
When shadows filled the sky,
There came an unseen caller
On a town where hope run dry.
Next day there was found a big black round
Vat full of gurgling brew.
A whispering sound as the folk gathered round,
"It came from the Black Bayou."
There ain't much pride when you're trapped inside
A slowly sinkin' ship.
Scooped up the liquid deep and green
And the whole town took a sip.
Fever went away the very next day,
The skies again were blue.
"Let's thank old Hattie for savin' our town.
We'll fetch her from the Black Bayou."
A party of ten of the town's best men
Headed for Hattie's shack.
Said swamp witch magic was useful and good,
And they're gonna bring Hattie back.
They never found the shack and they never found Hattie
And they never made the trip back in.
A parchment note they found tied to a stump
Said "Don't come a'lookin' agin!"
beetlejuice
November 1st, 2003, 01:09 AM
I am here too!
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So come into my home.
For the nashing of teeth,
And the crunching of bone.
Peaches, Sweet Peaches,
I like your style.
Your pretty wink,http://www.gifanimations.com/Image/AnimationS/BodyParts/Eyes/eyes_012.gif
And your beautiful smile ;D
So all of you, all of you,
Come in if you dare.
Come into mine,
And Peaches lair.
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Come in if you're brave,
Come in where we dwell.
For tonight's the night,
We cast our spell.
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Here you'll always remain,
Forever you'll scream.
As we wish upon you, a
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Peaches4U
November 1st, 2003, 01:52 AM
Hey guys, your poems are great.
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Good night. http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/pumpkin1.gif
Acadia
November 1st, 2003, 05:26 AM
Detox, welcome to the thread,
safety in numbers means the less I dread,
more of us to spread out a Peaches spell,
means each of us will catch a little less Hell.
Acadia
beetlejuice
November 1st, 2003, 08:30 AM
-{ Quote: "Hey guys, your poems are great." }-
For the poems you wrote,
On a dark Spooky night.
Here are some cookies,
May you scream with delight. ;D ;D ;D
The poems were great,
That I will say.
So cookies too all,
And have a nice day!!! ;D ;D ;D
Acadia
November 1st, 2003, 08:53 AM
Beetlejuice, for the cookie I give thanks,
Much more appreciated than those Peaches spanks,
Don’t know how many more of these corny poems I can stand,
May just depend upon Peaches next hand.
Acadia
beetlejuice
November 1st, 2003, 09:19 AM
-{ Quote: "Beetlejuice, for the cookie I give thanks,
Much more appreciated than those Peaches spanks,
Don’t know how many more of these corny poems I can stand,
May just depend upon Peaches next hand.
Acadia
" }-
If you think Halloween night,
Has come to pass.
You'd better think again,
Cuz' you may be DEAD last. HaHaHa :o :o :o
You don't mean that you feel like----Well you know?
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Peaches4U
November 1st, 2003, 04:47 PM
;D Thought processes are in progress.
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beetlejuice
November 1st, 2003, 04:50 PM
-{ Quote: " ;D Thought processes are in progress.
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" }-
;DA cookie for your thoughts. ;D ;D ;D
Peaches4U
November 1st, 2003, 05:03 PM
I'm brainstorming, it's giving me a headache!! :'( Have to go out this afternoon & evening, maybe by tomorrow ??? ;)
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beetlejuice
November 2nd, 2003, 09:34 AM
Oh the anticipation? ;)
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Acadia
November 2nd, 2003, 09:47 AM
-{ Quote: " quoting: beetlejuice link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=150#msg98077 date=1067783670]
Oh the anticipation? " }-
I use to enjoy waking up on Sunday mornings and coming on down to the ole pc and popping into Wilders; now I’m a nervous wreck. ;)
Acadia
beetlejuice
November 2nd, 2003, 10:14 AM
-{ Quote: "I use to enjoy waking up on Sunday mornings and coming on down to the ole pc and popping into Wilders; now I’m a nervous wreck. ;)
Acadia
" }-
You mean kinda like this? ???http://www.gifs.net/animate/animtruck.gif
Impish
December 18th, 2003, 10:42 PM
-{ Quote: " quoting: JayK link=board=27;threadid=15316;start=0#msg95595 date=1066915737]
Mine as of posting is the pathethic 0.0444
That's probably one of the lowest ratio for a senior member, and probably for all members.
" }-
Lol JayK,
I read this with great amusement, and have a simple solution to your predicament :D
If you agree not to post for the rest of December we can give you karma cookies for each day. Thereby, your ratio will correct itself gradually. And if you feel the change is insufficient we can do the same on January.
This, I feel, is an elegant and simple solution! ;D ;D ;D
Please let us know what you think ;)
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