Remember Details Are Important!!!

[Antus]

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?









The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?















Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?














Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.



4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?












Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old

[Marja]

DETAILS -DETAILS!:wacko:
Always with the details!

I don't think the giraffe OR the elephant is gonna want to go that meeting...
they've been stuffed in a 'frigerator!
Would you wanna attend some long boring meeting by a pompous lion?

As for going across the river- I'm just gonna float the fridge across-maybe catch a fish or two....

Thanks for the story tho, Antus!:D

[big ed]

{QUOTE-> DETAILS -DETAILS!:wacko:
Always with the details!

I don't think the giraffe OR the elephant is gonna want to go that meeting...
they've been stuffed in a 'frigerator!
Would you wanna attend some long boring meeting by a pompous lion?

As for going across the river- I'm just gonna float the fridge across-maybe catch a fish or two....

Thanks for the story tho, Antus!:D

<-QUOTE}


Stop trying to confuse the issue Maj. Margee!

If yoo bothered to check the duty roster you'd know yoo have Barn Detail in the AM.

Jest horsin around, Appaloosa ed

[mercurie]

How about this....:D

There is no way the animals you speak of would allow themselves to be put in the "frig" .... Why? Because they all live where it is hot weather. ;D ;D

I would put Anderson Consulting in the frig and turn it way down. See how they like it.

[big ed]

{QUOTE-> How about this....:D

There is no way the animals you speak of would allow themselves to be put in the "frig" .... Why? Because they all live where it is hot weather. ;D ;D

I would put Anderson Consulting in the frig and turn it way down. See how they like it. <-QUOTE}

Keep your cool Merc,

Ander's son recieved a consultation about the frigging temperature so now he's packed in ice!

Lowering the bar Locally, One more for the road ed

[Firecat]

One of the most important things about being a professional is knowing how to best utilize the resources at hand. So here goes:


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

- One must first try the normal method. If, by all approximation, the giraffe won't fit into the space, then you must cut it into tiny little pieces and stack them up together. Then you put the fridge to deep freeze.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

- Again, try the normal method. If it does not work, you must do this:

a)If the giraffe pieces are still in there, please perform squeeze play, cut the elephant into pieces, and then put it in the fridge, stacked and squeezed neatly. Or else you have no choice but to remove the giraffe/giraffe pieces.

b)If there is something else on the fridge, please bury does objects within the soft flesh of either animal's pieces.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

- Hold on! Both the elephant and the giraffe are squeezed in! But if the giraffe was not cut into pieces and removed from the fridge, then it can attend. So the elephant can not attend.


4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

a)The crocs are in the meeting. Pass safely.

b)Use your resourcefulness to lure a dog by throwing a stone on one side of the shore, leading the crocs to that place and making short work of the dog while you use the oppurtunity to swim to a different part of the shore (only applicable if you found some baby crocs still in there, or the crocs didn't go to the meeting).

If you did all of this correctly, then congratulations, you are a professional in the following:

- Assasination
- food processing
- Murdering
- Trickery

and much more!

But seriously, why'd anyone want to hurt a poor animal by putting it in a fridge?

DISCLAIMER: No animals were harmed during the writing of this message. We fully support the PACA (Protection Against Cruelty to Animals) and its chairperson, ~*Nat*~.

Note: This message is written in good fun. Please do not take it seriously. :)

[big ed]

Aha....Infernopuss!!

I noo yoo fergot sumthin......I noticed all de tails behind the fridge. There is an emptee bottom drawer yoo no!