Tongue Twisters

[stapp]

Pointless trying this at 2am !

A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.

[MikeBCda]

-{ Quote: "Pointless trying this at 2am !
" }-
Hmm, it must be always 2 am where I am. ;) ;D

[~*Nat*~]

Well we have just about a little after 9:00 pm here in the midwest....:D

This is the only one I know...and I challenge you all to say it 10 times backwards. :P


Fischers Fritze fischt frische Fische.
Fischers frische Fische fischt Fritze.
Fische frische fischt Fritze Fischers.
Fritze fischt Fische frische Fischers.

:wacko: :P :D

[ConstantLearning]

Whoa too much for this ol brain cell...;) Great multi-toed toad challenge there stapp! An interesting one ~Nat~, not to sure how to pronounce some of the words in yours but a challenge all the more for it ;D

Best I can come up with @ 4 am, is a variation on the old "How much wood could a wood chuck chuck...." classic, that certain ( unknown) siblings created decades ago. However, please observe the warning as the slightest slip well, guess it's obvious what is likely to result from such a simple wordplay.. :o

Warning - Please Do Not Say The Following Out Loud in the Vicinity of Youngun's or Those Offended by Extreme, Inadaverent Swear Words!

How many figs could a fig plucker pluck, if a fig plucker could pluck figs?

The challenge ( should you choose to accept it ) it to say this one 5 times as fast as possible.

Good Luck!
( Apologies for any potential offence. I think it's pretty clear what happens if the tongue twists in the pronunciation & have done all I can to avoid potential offence by making it quite clear what the result can be without using offensive words. If it's out of order, apologies to the hard working Mods if it needs to be removed. )

Otherwise, hope someone gets a chuckle or a giggle from it
:lurking:

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: "Whoa too much for this ol brain cell...;) Great multi-toed toad challenge there stapp! An interesting one ~Nat~, not to sure how to pronounce some of the words in yours but a challenge all the more for it ;D

Best I can come up with @ 4 am, is a variation on the old "How much wood could a wood chuck chuck...." classic, that certain ( unknown) siblings created decades ago. However, please observe the warning as the slightest slip well, guess it's obvious what is likely to result from such a simple wordplay.. :o

Warning - Please Do Not Say The Following Out Loud in the Vicinity of Youngun's or Those Offended by Extreme, Inadaverent Swear Words!

How many figs could a fig plucker pluck, if a fig plucker could pluck figs?

The challenge ( should you choose to accept it ) it to say this one 5 times as fast as possible.

Good Luck!
( Apologies for any potential offence. I think it's pretty clear what happens if the tongue twists in the pronunciation & have done all I can to avoid potential offence by making it quite clear what the result can be without using offensive words. If it's out of order, apologies to the hard working Mods if it needs to be removed. )

Otherwise, hope someone gets a chuckle or a giggle from it
:lurking:" }-


http://www.graphics-by-john-p.com/smilies/thud.gif http://www.graphics-by-john-p.com/smilies/thud.gif

*Apologies...Apologies*

CL...you're too funny ! http://pics.miarroba.com/caretos/lol.gif

[eyes-open]

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

[MikeBCda]

-{ Quote: "
Best I can come up with @ 4 am, is a variation on the old "How much wood could a wood chuck chuck...." classic, that certain ( unknown) siblings created decades ago. However, please observe the warning as the slightest slip well, guess it's obvious what is likely to result from such a simple wordplay.. :o

How many figs could a fig plucker pluck, if a fig plucker could pluck figs?

The challenge ( should you choose to accept it ) it to say this one 5 times as fast as possible.

Good Luck!
( Apologies for any potential offence. I think it's pretty clear what happens if the tongue twists in the pronunciation & have done all I can to avoid potential offence by making it quite clear what the result can be without using offensive words. If it's out of order, apologies to the hard working Mods if it needs to be removed. )
" }-

Hmm, that triggered a memory of one of Rummy Bishop's favorites, slightly (but not by much) tamer. Try this one a few times fast too:

One smart feller, he felt smart.

[stapp]

A more complex one !!

Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than
Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the
shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott
shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the
shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but
Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?

[NAMOR]

-{ Quote: "Well we have just about a little after 9:00 pm here in the midwest....:D

This is the only one I know...and I challenge you all to say it 10 times backwards. :P


Fischers Fritze fischt frische Fische.
Fischers frische Fische fischt Fritze.
Fische frische fischt Fritze Fischers.
Fritze fischt Fische frische Fischers.

:wacko: :P :D" }-


I can't even say it one time forward. I need to prepare first... Where's my beer.

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "I can't even say it one time forward. I need to prepare first... Where's my beer." }-
I think I can. Let's see-----lalalalalalalala---Uhh-Umm-
"I love fish"http://img118.exs.cx/img118/4022/fishmlt0ha.gif

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: "I can't even say it one time forward. I need to prepare first... Where's my beer." }-


http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2391/lol2gg.jpg


Drunk enuff yet, NAMOR ??

[~*Nat*~]

-{ Quote: "I think I can. Let's see-----lalalalalalalala---Uhh-Umm-
"I love fish"http://img118.exs.cx/img118/4022/fishmlt0ha.gif" }-


You're VERRRY close, bj....;D :D

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Hmm, that triggered a memory of one of Rummy Bishop's favorites, slightly (but not by much) tamer. Try this one a few times fast too:

One smart feller, he felt smart." }-


If you fart smellers have time to twist one of these on your wrist all proceeds will be donated to the Belated Big Buckies Baked Beans Birthday Bash with Sauna and broom for the Poney.

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "If you fart smellers have time to twist one of these on your wrist all proceeds will be donated to the Belated Big Buckies Baked Beans Birthday Bash with Sauna and broom for the Poney." }-

WOW!!....What a deal!

I'll pony up 2 bits fer the Poney Watch! It's a must have to compliment my threads on Prom Nite!

One of a kind at Lowersville Hi, Spiffy ed