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big ed

October 6th, 2005, 05:10 PM

-{ Quote: "...nice to see somebody knows his place - for a change... ;D :P ;)" }-

Well Mr Smarty Pants Slammer,

I know where my place will be come next Summer.... in front of the TV watching the WC activities. Lets just hope, despite the title of this thread, that L'Orange can muster lots of 'offence' and defence. I hope the US gets into their group. I'm a glutton for punishment!!

Whining in Waterloo, Woohoo ed

Cochise

December 29th, 2005, 11:13 AM

I can easily see why a person would get mixed up during the course of explaining the Devil (SATAN) and a nice bit of material (SATIN)??.......they are pretty much the same thing I suppose if it wasn't for the spelling!!......the confusion would arise, if, because of the description, you wouldn't know whether to WEAR one or BEWARE of the other......Simple when you think about it.....or not....;D ;D

Cochise,8) Wearing Satin just for the Hell of it....

Me-Marja

December 29th, 2005, 11:18 AM

Oooh Chise! LOL! Good one! ;D

Me-Marja

December 29th, 2005, 11:27 AM

They are both really really "slippery" too!

;)

Cochise

December 29th, 2005, 11:46 AM

-{ Quote: "They are both really really "slippery" too!

;)" }-

I KNOW!...I KNOW!.....I've always regretted throwing my long red satin gloves away.........but the Devil made me do it........;D ;D ;D

Cochise,8) Gloveless in Gloucester..(Pronounced Glosster)...

Valkyri001

December 30th, 2005, 10:28 AM

Yeah, and those satin sheets really do bring the devil out in me.;D

Cochise

December 30th, 2005, 11:52 AM

Steady on now..........There are Ladies present.....;D ;D ;D

Cochise,8) Slippin' and slidin' without causin' offence...

big ed

December 30th, 2005, 11:58 AM

-{ Quote: "Steady on now..........There are Ladies present.....;D ;D ;D

Cochise,8) Slippin' and slidin' without causin' offence..." }-

Uh....my standing in this Community is perilous as it is...so, No Comment!!

Holding my tougue in Thicily, Thneaky ed

sweater

January 2nd, 2006, 03:10 AM

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We must be a sportsman here... ;D

Cochise

January 2nd, 2006, 11:43 AM

-{ Quote: "Uh....my standing in this Community is perilous as it is...so, No Comment!!

Holding my tougue in Thicily, Thneaky ed" }-

Mmmmmmm?...."Holding my tougue" eh?.....is that 'Tougue' as in Tongue or 'Tougue' as in Tush.....either statement could be dangerous.....

Always remember this simple rule when attempting to speak the English..."The past participle will always be the conjunctivitis of the verb, especially when the word 'Eye' is used in an informal manner...to give an example.....e.g. and i.e. "The 'P' will always be silent when swimming".....(Unless your going off the 10metre board)...;)

Cochise,8) Speaking proper in Pennsylvania (Prond. Pencilveinier)

big ed

January 2nd, 2006, 05:52 PM

-{ Quote: "Mmmmmmm?...."Holding my tougue" eh?.....is that 'Tougue' as in Tongue or 'Tougue' as in Tush.....either statement could be dangerous.....

Always remember this simple rule when attempting to speak the English..."The past participle will always be the conjunctivitis of the verb, especially when the word 'Eye' is used in an informal manner...to give an example.....e.g. and i.e. "The 'P' will always be silent when swimming".....(Unless your going off the 10metre board)...;)

Cochise,8) Speaking proper in Pennsylvania (Prond. Pencilveinier)" }-

Oiks...theems like my thoungue got thtuck whilst thpeaking. I thounded like a wounded Davy Beckham.

Que thera thera..ing in Thalem by the Thea, Thir ed

~*Nat*~

January 9th, 2006, 10:59 PM

-{ Quote: "Yo Ailric,

The 'TOS' here pretty much covers all of the above. 'IMHO' the one I would take issue w/is 'intelligence' (in 10F anyways). 10F would bog down completely w/all the kissy/nicey threads and MI5, CIA, FBI, and RCMP would continue to operate w/impunity.

I gotta run....incoming cruise missile!!

In hiding, big ed" }-

-{ Quote: "I gotta run....incoming cruise missile!!
" }-

Nope - you are lucky my love....
only an atom bomb ! 8) :-* :-* :-*

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Friendly in Fredrickstown forever, friend Nat :)

big ed

January 10th, 2006, 12:23 AM

Nice try Nataloonie,

You missed me by a mile! Here is the proof.

Bunkered in Boise, Luminous ed

~*Nat*~

January 10th, 2006, 08:40 AM

-{ Quote: "Nice try Nataloonie,

You missed me by a mile! Here is the proof.

Bunkered in Boise, Luminous ed" }-

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/4863/ohmy2cp.gif My! No wonder I missed !
You're skinny as a stick !!

Anorexic in Nervosa, gulp - Nat

big ed

January 10th, 2006, 10:49 AM

-{ Quote: "http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/4863/ohmy2cp.gif My! No wonder I missed !
You're skinny as a stick !!

Anorexic in Nervosa, gulp - Nat" }-

No offence?! Yes , really!!

Everbody s'allus 'stickin' it to me so's I gotta stay on de'fence!

Barricaded in Bourne, Batty ed:wacko:

~*Nat*~

January 10th, 2006, 02:00 PM

-{ Quote: "No offence?! Yes , really!!

Everbody s'allus 'stickin' it to me so's I gotta stay on de'fence!

Barricaded in Bourne, Batty ed:wacko:" }-

Just curious.

How many sticks would it take to make a fence outta you ??

Answer ASAP!

Battling a Sticky situation in Salem, nosey Nat

big ed

January 10th, 2006, 04:31 PM

-{ Quote: "Just curious.

How many sticks would it take to make a fence outta you ??

Answer ASAP!

Battling a Sticky situation in Salem, nosey Nat" }-

Waal....I guess as many as a Woodchuck could chuck in about 10 minutes. That is of course if the Woodchuck could chuck!

Chuckling in Chickles, Chucked

~*Nat*~

January 10th, 2006, 08:46 PM

-{ Quote: "Waal....I guess as many as a Woodchuck could chuck in about 10 minutes. That is of course if the Woodchuck could chuck!

Chuckling in Chickles, Chucked" }-

Well...I was thinking.

To regain any respect back, you must act as our "Pinoccio-mascot" --
at the fences of 'Wilder's' !
But instead of being made out of wood (as you know, lil p. is made out of such), you will need to be inflated...( Because of a splinter-phobia of mine).

BIG Eddy...your name is finally going to be what it says ! 8)

http://www.grootersnet.nl/family/Holiday2003/21-jul/14-BoatTrip/09-Pinoccio.jpg

Busting balloons in Beirut, Bride of Chucky (aka, Nat)

Lurkerella

January 10th, 2006, 10:57 PM

My dear, he seems very happy to see you.

big ed

January 10th, 2006, 11:41 PM

-{ Quote: "My dear, he seems very happy to see you." }-

ROFLMAO!!!!

Seriously folks,

Methinks our Dutch friends should be alerted about that masterpiece. You know.......in case the Dike springs a leak.

Sandbagging in Watertown, Leaky ed

~*Nat*~

January 10th, 2006, 11:48 PM

-{ Quote: "ROFLMAO!!!!

Seriously folks,

Methinks our Dutch friends should be alerted about that masterpiece. You know.......in case the Dike springs a leak.

Sandbagging in Watertown, Leaky ed" }-

I'm really glad you can laugh about that....and your situation. :shifty:

Just...what do the dutch have to do with it ???

Speaking german in Germantown, bilingualistic Nat

big ed

January 10th, 2006, 11:53 PM

-{ Quote: "I'm really glad you can laugh about that....and your situation. :shifty:

Just...what do the dutch have to do with it ???

Speaking german in Germantown, bilingualistic Nat" }-

Oh Oh!! I think I'm in dutch!!:o

Stacking sticks on Maple St, Half-a-cord ed

big ed

January 11th, 2006, 10:59 AM

Sorry if I got carried away (again) whilst posting off topic! Well...not really...it was a hoot!!

Contrite in River City, Silly ed

~*Nat*~

January 11th, 2006, 12:43 PM

-{ Quote: "Sorry if I got carried away (again) whilst posting off topic! Well...not really...it was a hoot!!

Contrite in River City, Silly ed" }-

....but Eddy. As you can see:
They preserved our friendly chatter and 'shoved' us out of the
"No offense..."-thread and instead sent us to the dogs !! ;D ;D

That proves that 'they' know how much you adore me how much we must like each other, Yes ?? 8) ;D

Barking in Beavertown, best friend Nat

big ed

January 11th, 2006, 01:38 PM

-{ Quote: "....but Eddy. As you can see:
They preserved our friendly chatter and 'shoved' us out of the
"No offense..."-thread and instead sent us to the dogs !! ;D ;D

That proves that 'they' know how much you adore me how much we must like each other, Yes ?? 8) ;D

Barking in Beavertown, best friend Nat" }-

Alors...but of course Mon Cherie.....in fack whilst I was reeding your post I walked into adore. Sheesh...that smarts!

Meating the eye in Hamburg, Blackeyed ed

~*Nat*~

January 11th, 2006, 01:46 PM

-{ Quote: "Alors...but of course Mon Cherie.....in fack whilst I was reeding your post I walked into adore. Sheesh...that smarts!

Meating the eye in Hamburg, Blackeyed ed" }-

My gawd.
This has touched my heart forever ! :o

[COLOR="Red"]But.......I don't deserve your love !!!

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MAYBE you'll know why later...;D

big ed

January 11th, 2006, 02:39 PM

-{ Quote: "My gawd.
This has touched my heart forever ! :o

[COLOR="Red"]But.......I don't deserve your love !!!

Thats understandable!!!

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MAYBE you'll know why later...;D " }-

I knew it!!! You're really a guy...right!!

Foiled again in Tin Hat City, Forlorn ed

~*Nat*~

January 11th, 2006, 02:42 PM

-{ Quote: "I knew it!!! You're really a guy...right!!

Foiled again in Tin Hat City, Forlorn ed" }-

If that was only IT ! :(

I SINNED, Eddy...:'(

But shhhh.....don't say a word !!!

Keeping a deep dark secret in Sicily, sorry Nat

big ed

January 11th, 2006, 02:48 PM

-{ Quote: "If that was only IT ! :(

I SINNED, Eddy...:'(

But shhhh.....don't say a word !!!

Keeping a deep dark secret in Sicily, sorry Nat" }-

Not to worry Natoodle,

In one of my previous lives....when I yelled "Let he (or she) who is w/o sin cast the first frying pan" nary a person got whacked!!

Solemnizing in Salsalita, Salty ed

~*Nat*~

January 11th, 2006, 04:37 PM

-{ Quote: "Not to worry Natoodle,

In one of my previous lives....when I yelled "Let he (or she) who is w/o sin cast the first frying pan" nary a person got whacked!!

Solemnizing in Salsalita, Salty ed" }-

You're too sweet. :-*

So! I confessed my sin.

See the "who am I" thread. :-X

;D

Cochise

January 11th, 2006, 06:26 PM

I know who Nat is..........................She/He is 'Mott the Hoople' and I claim the Prize of Phumpzig Dollaro or the equivalent in French garlic Bread.....at last...I'm a Winner...I'm a Winner........

Cochise,8) Winning (Again) in Winnipeg....

~*Nat*~

January 11th, 2006, 06:35 PM

-{ Quote: "I know who Nat is..........................She/He is 'Mott the Hoople' and I claim the Prize of Phumpzig Dollaro or the equivalent in French garlic Bread.....at last...I'm a Winner...I'm a Winner........

Cochise,8) Winning (Again) in Winnipeg...." }-

Hi Cocheesie !! :) :)

Glad you finally know me !

Here's your prize of garlic bread.

I hope you like it bagel style (NY origin...I believe. )

http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/5366/bigbagel5ur.jpg

bon apetito !

Serving on a silver platter in Silversprings, sweet Nat

big ed

January 11th, 2006, 06:56 PM

-{ Quote: "I know who Nat is..........................She/He is 'Mott the Hoople' and I claim the Prize of Phumpzig Dollaro or the equivalent in French garlic Bread.....at last...I'm a Winner...I'm a Winner........

Cochise,8) Winning (Again) in Winnipeg...." }-

Well...if it isn't Coformaggio!! And yes, I've read it here many times, you are certainly a "real winner".

But I digress.....I've been meaning to ask you...when you take tea w/your roommates, Heckel and Jeckel, do you ask for one lump ... or two?

I wanna know in Dipshire, Well I'll be dipped...ed

~*Nat*~

January 11th, 2006, 07:00 PM

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big ed

January 11th, 2006, 08:01 PM

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Holy Moly Nataloni,

Ease up there afore you break a rib! RIBS!! Did I say ribs?

I wonder if Ronnie knows where this place is?

Hankerin fer a hunk of meat, Carnivourus ed

~*Nat*~

January 11th, 2006, 08:13 PM

-{ Quote: "Holy Moly Nataloni,

Ease up there afore you break a rib! RIBS!! Did I say ribs?

I wonder if Ronnie knows where this place is?

Hankerin fer a hunk of meat, Carnivourus ed" }-

Well Edster, my friend...

Only Ron can answer this question of course.
But by time he gets here....well.....it's up to me to take the initiative (as usual)

I suspect he eats there every day. I know he likes his meats fried in lots of oil, yes!
Maybe that's why he's such a smooth talker... :-* ;)

Figuring things out in the desert, dining Nat :gack:

BeetleBoss

January 11th, 2006, 11:13 PM

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This is like watching Dezi & Lucy
your cracking me up!!

~*Nat*~

January 11th, 2006, 11:19 PM

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This is like watching Dezi & Lucy
your cracking me up!!" }-

Aren't they just luvable ?? ::)

I couldn't live without their love ! LOL ! ;D

~*Nat*~

January 11th, 2006, 11:23 PM

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/7983/scratchhead4vk.gif BTW: Who's Dezi & Lucy ??
I'm not very informed with celebs...;D

big ed

January 11th, 2006, 11:43 PM

-{ Quote: "http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/7983/scratchhead4vk.gif BTW: Who's Dezi & Lucy ??
I'm not very informed with celebs...;D " }-

Boy...are you messed up!!

I'm sure Bee Bee meant Dizzy Gillespi and his horn "Lucy"! No....it was BB King and his Geetar "Lucille"! Unless it was Spike Jones and his dog "Mule"! I know....it was Cochise and his Horsey "Paint"!

Or not!!

Seeking the troot in Taunton, Tried and true ed

~*Nat*~

January 11th, 2006, 11:52 PM

-{ Quote: "Boy...are you messed up!!

I'm sure Bee Bee meant Dizzy Gillespi and his horn "Lucy"! No....it was BB King and his Geetar "Lucille"! Unless it was Spike Jones and his dog "Mule"! I know....it was Cochise and his Horsey "Paint"!

Or not!!

Seeking the troot in Taunton, Tried and true ed" }-

:) Somehow I feel the urge to toss another bomb or so...:)

conspiring against all odds in Columbiana, foo-fighter Nat :lurking:

BeetleBoss

January 11th, 2006, 11:53 PM

-{ Quote: "http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/7983/scratchhead4vk.gif BTW: Who's Desi & Lucy ??
I'm not very informed with celebs...;D " }-

Nat, you are too funny!

Desi & Lucy were a married comedy team from like the 1950's/1960's.
http://classicsitcoms.com/graphics/lucy1.jpg
I'm sure, I just watched reruns.

Lucy was a goofy housewife.....she was hilarious!!
Sometimes you can watch reruns on cable channels that show old shows. {I don't have cable}
Or maybe, you can rent some tapes.

They made one movie called "The Long, Long Trailer" that was just hilarious!!!
http://amazing3rdplanet.com/img/posters-film-stars-L-S/LucyLongLongTrailerSM.jpg

In this show, Lucy was in a cough syrup commerical. And she kept messing up...but, during each take, she had to take a drink of the cough syrup.......she eventually got herself really drunk! LOLOL {oh the memories!}
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005NFY1.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

In this one, Lucy got a job working at a chocolate factory....and the conveyor belt with the chocolates kept going faster and faster.....and she couldn't keep up......so, she started eating the chocolates so they wouldn't fall off the end. She eventually, got soooo sick of eating chocolate.
Its a lot funnier than I can make it sound.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005NFY2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

OKkkkkkkkk.....enough reminesing

~*Nat*~

January 12th, 2006, 12:03 AM

:o G O S H :o

Really BB.......why do the americans always make it so complicated for poor lil german girl, ME ? ;D

OF COURSE I KNOW LUCILLE BALL & Hubby'n Co. !....I just never watched their show. *embarrassed* :-[

Next time....pluueeeseeeee say the last name too. This might help. ;D ;D ;)

Maybe :lurking:

Marja

January 12th, 2006, 12:05 AM

BBoss, what you need is

some "Vega meet a vitmin" - or is it, "Vegamite a mitivin",

maybe "Vegasmeetsaminuteman", or HIC!!:wacko: :P

What was the question again? :blink:

BeetleBoss

January 12th, 2006, 12:13 AM

Sorry Nat!!
You must watch a few of their shows sometime.
I would love to record them for my kids.....nothing bad in them...all fun!
I miss those days, when my kids could've actually watched TV. ::)

-{ Quote: "BBoss, what you need is

some "Vega meet a vitmin" - or is it, "Vegamite a mitivin",

maybe "Vegasmeetsaminuteman", or HIC!!:wacko: :P

What was the question again? :blink: " }-
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YEAH!!!!

Was that the cough syrup? or a different show!! That was sooooooo funny!!! LOLOL

~*Nat*~

January 12th, 2006, 12:21 AM

-{ Quote: "Sorry Nat!!
You must watch a few of their shows sometime.
I would love to record them for my kids.....nothing bad in them...all fun!
I miss those days, when my kids could've actually watched TV. ::)

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YEAH!!!!

Was that the cough syrup? or a different show!! That was sooooooo funny!!! LOLOL" }-

I know what you mean !
"I Love Luci" was my daughters' fav show at one time.
At least she was able to enjoy some nostalgia.....i only caught some of her facial expressions when I walked passed the tv. :-\ :ouch: