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December 9th, 2005, 04:34 AM
If you believe you can surf the Net, or for that matter find a Web Site that doesn't require any use of Cookies, then you'll believe that GhostSurf is being marketed honestly, and you can surf the Web Anonymously, and the Tooth Fairy is real.
In case you become confused about the product and the false claims it is being marketed with, just try going to the Web Site of its own "Makers", "anonymously" and see what happens.
If after that, you remain convinced they are just a bunch of honest guys trying to make a buck, here's a few more "dogs" for you:
The Internet Security Suite (for 2006) by CA, A.K.A. Computer Associates, or as we in the software development business know... one more company that never had an original idea or product to offer anyone, and REAL FOND of buyouts and firing the employees of the places they bought out.
(I speak from experience, above and below this writen line).
WebRoot's New Internet Security Firewall product, and their new "SpySweeper" product, as well, for 2006.
We're talking about up to date XP Systems of course...
Wanna see a Firewall crash BEFORE it can even come up???
WebRoot's Firewall is JUST what the Doctor ordered!!!
Wanna see an Anti-Spyware package that takes longer to come up than Windows 95 did on the fastest machine you ever even saw it installed on??? WebRoot's SpySweeper is EXACTLY what you're looking for.
Bring it up, and while your waiting, watch your finger nails grow longer.
Opps, did I mention you could do something else on your PC while you wait for SpySweeper to come up???? Perhaps, I forgot to, because you can't.
Whether your a male or a female, keep a sharp razor ready, you'll need a shave, by the time SpySweeper Ends, AFTER you initiate a "Sweep".
OPPS! I forgot to mention....
Why not get a few PH'd's while you're waiting for SpySweeper to terminate.
Maybe you can even find a sucker to donate a buck to a charity if s/he can guess what decade SpySweeper will end. Personally, I REALLY could not wait to find out if it takes 3 or 4 times longer than a low-level format of a
100 Terrabyte hard-drive, since I've not got got bucks to waste on buying or waiting for one of them to become available for purchase.
Here's one more WINNING Firewall!!!! It's by "Panda". It's got a real nice UI, and would seem to be a very reasonable investment.
Ummm..... Did I mention that Panda ALSO HAS a WINNING Q & A Testing Team??? No???
Try the universally required download of any product that you just bought from a box, but PLEASE WEAR GLOVES before begining this procedure, as
Panda did not include a file THEY require, when you attempt to download and update the Out of the box product for 2006, to their latest 2006 (sub)version, or "Delta", as we in the programming biz call it.
Want some more Winners???
How about McAffe's Latest Firewall???
Ummm. Did anyone mention that before using it, you are REQUIRED to set YOUR WEB BROWSER Security Settings to THE BEST SETTINGS to let ANYONE hack your PC???
No.
Sorry, Musta been ....
What was I just say....???? Ummm?
NOT LAST, AND ABSOLUTELY NOT LEAST NOTEWORTHY, ....
There's SYMANTEC!!! YES! Infamous for it's Firewall and AntiVirus Software. My personal favorites for 5 years running....
Do you own more than 1 PC???
Do you ACTUALLY think you know more than Symantec, and might want to block a FEW TENS OF THOUSANDS OF OPEN PORTS??? Port 22 is a beginner's favorite for pre-teens with too much time and too few Parents on hand, for them to ignore giving a shot to let your ignorance teach you
what a GREAT company like Symantec does for you with their Firewall.
Did I forget to mention that Symantec actually might block about a dozen more ports than other Firewall Vendors, that don't even bother blocking a single Port, but a fully willing to post a few lenghty idiotic suggestions on how to make your PC safe, while leaving open more than 65000 Ports???
Hmmm.
DCOM!!!! Yes! ---- It has been, and IT REMAINS NOT ONLY SYMANTEC'S PREFERRED MEANS OF SENDING YOU UPDATES, AND KEEPING YOU UPDATE TO DATE WITH SYMANTEC'S LATEST FIXES FOR ALL THE LATEST THINGS YOU NEED TO BE CONCERNED WITH, .... BUT,
DCOM is by far, and by any Standard, by ANYONE that's been coding since 1981 on Mini's Mainframes, and during the past 11 years, Windows and Multi-Platform Distributed Systems, easy stuff, like real-time front-ends for little Wall Street Brokerages that do only a few Billion in Trades each year, and International to Nation-Wide Banks, that perform international Funds Transfers to the tune of a few billion a day, and use people like me to design, code, and lead a team of programmers implementing only 4 or so of it's dozen or more individual totally homegrown and customized communications and Recovery Systems?????
Well, what the hell would someone from NJ with 25 years in the bix know about DCOM, except that it's just one more of Microsoft's most IDIOTIC, HACKER-PRONE, and overly complex communications offerings for ANY System/Program Designer pr Architect to imagine as being, THE best way
that a Firm renowned for it infamous Firewall and Anti-Virus products should not ony have implemented during the past 5 years for the previously mentioned purposes, BUT ALSO BE EXTENDING AND EXPANDING upon, as they develop other aspects of their Systems that need a distribution of data, between you poor suckers, and those REALLY "smart" programmers!
NO TIP ON THIS SUBJECT WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT MENTION OF:
Zone Alarm Pro 6.0+ THE LATEST AND GREATEST Bombshell and worthless bit of garbage Iv'e installed, or at least a close 2nd to Webroot's "Firewall" that doesn't execute.
Yes folks, Zone Alarm Professional 6.0+
This product is THE DEFINITIVE PRODUCT to ENSURE ZONE LABS/BROUDERBURG, has complete and total access to every keystroke and activity on your PC.
If there is a house-fly with a knat on it's butt, sitting on your PC and you've got Video installed.
Zone Labs will know about it, long before you discover the dried out remains of the fly on some window-sill.
Zone Labs ENSURES THAT:
It has NO LESS THAN 3 DIFFERENT SITES that WITHIN A VERY FEW SECONDS OF EACH OTHER, ARE IN CONSTANT AND CONTINUAL CONTACT WITH YOUR SYSTEM, AND ARE ADVISED OF EVERY SYSTEM THAT YOU GO TO, AND CAN DO ANYTHING THEY PLEASE TO, via the Built-In Proxy - Server based Spying communication mechanism within ALL Zone Labs product versions.
But, you say, doing such a thing is "WRONG!"
READ MY LIPS, AND THEN RE-READ YOUR EULA WITH ZONE LABS!!!!
According to their Nazi-ish-Brave-New-World-ish view of the World, ....
YOU are a parasite using THEIR SOFTWARE.
THEY EXPLICITLY STATE, AND NO NOT GRANT YOU, the right to own the software, nor ANY RIGHT TO HOW YOU MAY USE IT.
Moreover, IT IS EXPLICITLY STATED in the Eula that they RETAIN THE RIGHT TO ENSURE THAT YOU ARE USING THEIR (not your), PURCHASED SOFTWARE "AS INTENEDED". (To paraphrase the actual words used.)
HOWEVER, what I LOVE MOST about Zone Labs is ....
They generate phony addresses, sending your phony messages, to TENS OF THOUSANDS OF UNUSED Ports that NO PROGRAM OR SERVICE OR MODULE IS EVEN LISTENING TO.
I'sn't that great??? You can count over 500 supposed "intrusions" were supposedly "prevented" by the same folks that you think you bought a Firewall from!
How else would you EVER BE MADE AWARE OF THE BASELESS IMAGININGS of Zone Labs, that you will believe that you "own" a "working" "Firewall"????
Exagerations and lies, you say of these statements!
As I mentioned,
I'm only a lowly programmer that coded everything from Assembler, and COBOL on Mainframes and Mini's, to simple languages, methodologies, and Frameworks, like C/SDK, C++/MFC, C#/MCL.
So, I'm sure your suspicions are correct, after all, why would a CIO assign a PH'D Graduate with years of math and programming to be a programmer I would mentor?
I'm sure you know best, and this has done nothing offer you a slanderous pack of baseless lies, that are totally founded on suspicions of a paraniod schizo, in dire need of medication, and a rubber padded cell.
Yeah. Your right.
This stuff is just a bunch of bull!!!!! Don't you hate people that think they know everything!!!! GOD! Shut your FACE HOLE already!!!! Your boring me.
I mean if this guy knows so much then why would he have bought all that stuff!!!!!!! YEAH!!! WHY!!!!!
Oh, just ignore him. He's looking for attention! He'll just say he had not used a few hundred bucks worth of "Firewalls", "Anti-Virus", and "Anti-Spyware"{ stuff before, so he bought it to find a good one.
WHAT A LIE!!!!!! I hate liars like that! don't you?
Hey Mod!!! Ban this guy. He a Lair and a Trouble-Maker!!!!!
In case you become confused about the product and the false claims it is being marketed with, just try going to the Web Site of its own "Makers", "anonymously" and see what happens.
If after that, you remain convinced they are just a bunch of honest guys trying to make a buck, here's a few more "dogs" for you:
The Internet Security Suite (for 2006) by CA, A.K.A. Computer Associates, or as we in the software development business know... one more company that never had an original idea or product to offer anyone, and REAL FOND of buyouts and firing the employees of the places they bought out.
(I speak from experience, above and below this writen line).
WebRoot's New Internet Security Firewall product, and their new "SpySweeper" product, as well, for 2006.
We're talking about up to date XP Systems of course...
Wanna see a Firewall crash BEFORE it can even come up???
WebRoot's Firewall is JUST what the Doctor ordered!!!
Wanna see an Anti-Spyware package that takes longer to come up than Windows 95 did on the fastest machine you ever even saw it installed on??? WebRoot's SpySweeper is EXACTLY what you're looking for.
Bring it up, and while your waiting, watch your finger nails grow longer.
Opps, did I mention you could do something else on your PC while you wait for SpySweeper to come up???? Perhaps, I forgot to, because you can't.
Whether your a male or a female, keep a sharp razor ready, you'll need a shave, by the time SpySweeper Ends, AFTER you initiate a "Sweep".
OPPS! I forgot to mention....
Why not get a few PH'd's while you're waiting for SpySweeper to terminate.
Maybe you can even find a sucker to donate a buck to a charity if s/he can guess what decade SpySweeper will end. Personally, I REALLY could not wait to find out if it takes 3 or 4 times longer than a low-level format of a
100 Terrabyte hard-drive, since I've not got got bucks to waste on buying or waiting for one of them to become available for purchase.
Here's one more WINNING Firewall!!!! It's by "Panda". It's got a real nice UI, and would seem to be a very reasonable investment.
Ummm..... Did I mention that Panda ALSO HAS a WINNING Q & A Testing Team??? No???
Try the universally required download of any product that you just bought from a box, but PLEASE WEAR GLOVES before begining this procedure, as
Panda did not include a file THEY require, when you attempt to download and update the Out of the box product for 2006, to their latest 2006 (sub)version, or "Delta", as we in the programming biz call it.
Want some more Winners???
How about McAffe's Latest Firewall???
Ummm. Did anyone mention that before using it, you are REQUIRED to set YOUR WEB BROWSER Security Settings to THE BEST SETTINGS to let ANYONE hack your PC???
No.
Sorry, Musta been ....
What was I just say....???? Ummm?
NOT LAST, AND ABSOLUTELY NOT LEAST NOTEWORTHY, ....
There's SYMANTEC!!! YES! Infamous for it's Firewall and AntiVirus Software. My personal favorites for 5 years running....
Do you own more than 1 PC???
Do you ACTUALLY think you know more than Symantec, and might want to block a FEW TENS OF THOUSANDS OF OPEN PORTS??? Port 22 is a beginner's favorite for pre-teens with too much time and too few Parents on hand, for them to ignore giving a shot to let your ignorance teach you
what a GREAT company like Symantec does for you with their Firewall.
Did I forget to mention that Symantec actually might block about a dozen more ports than other Firewall Vendors, that don't even bother blocking a single Port, but a fully willing to post a few lenghty idiotic suggestions on how to make your PC safe, while leaving open more than 65000 Ports???
Hmmm.
DCOM!!!! Yes! ---- It has been, and IT REMAINS NOT ONLY SYMANTEC'S PREFERRED MEANS OF SENDING YOU UPDATES, AND KEEPING YOU UPDATE TO DATE WITH SYMANTEC'S LATEST FIXES FOR ALL THE LATEST THINGS YOU NEED TO BE CONCERNED WITH, .... BUT,
DCOM is by far, and by any Standard, by ANYONE that's been coding since 1981 on Mini's Mainframes, and during the past 11 years, Windows and Multi-Platform Distributed Systems, easy stuff, like real-time front-ends for little Wall Street Brokerages that do only a few Billion in Trades each year, and International to Nation-Wide Banks, that perform international Funds Transfers to the tune of a few billion a day, and use people like me to design, code, and lead a team of programmers implementing only 4 or so of it's dozen or more individual totally homegrown and customized communications and Recovery Systems?????
Well, what the hell would someone from NJ with 25 years in the bix know about DCOM, except that it's just one more of Microsoft's most IDIOTIC, HACKER-PRONE, and overly complex communications offerings for ANY System/Program Designer pr Architect to imagine as being, THE best way
that a Firm renowned for it infamous Firewall and Anti-Virus products should not ony have implemented during the past 5 years for the previously mentioned purposes, BUT ALSO BE EXTENDING AND EXPANDING upon, as they develop other aspects of their Systems that need a distribution of data, between you poor suckers, and those REALLY "smart" programmers!
NO TIP ON THIS SUBJECT WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT MENTION OF:
Zone Alarm Pro 6.0+ THE LATEST AND GREATEST Bombshell and worthless bit of garbage Iv'e installed, or at least a close 2nd to Webroot's "Firewall" that doesn't execute.
Yes folks, Zone Alarm Professional 6.0+
This product is THE DEFINITIVE PRODUCT to ENSURE ZONE LABS/BROUDERBURG, has complete and total access to every keystroke and activity on your PC.
If there is a house-fly with a knat on it's butt, sitting on your PC and you've got Video installed.
Zone Labs will know about it, long before you discover the dried out remains of the fly on some window-sill.
Zone Labs ENSURES THAT:
It has NO LESS THAN 3 DIFFERENT SITES that WITHIN A VERY FEW SECONDS OF EACH OTHER, ARE IN CONSTANT AND CONTINUAL CONTACT WITH YOUR SYSTEM, AND ARE ADVISED OF EVERY SYSTEM THAT YOU GO TO, AND CAN DO ANYTHING THEY PLEASE TO, via the Built-In Proxy - Server based Spying communication mechanism within ALL Zone Labs product versions.
But, you say, doing such a thing is "WRONG!"
READ MY LIPS, AND THEN RE-READ YOUR EULA WITH ZONE LABS!!!!
According to their Nazi-ish-Brave-New-World-ish view of the World, ....
YOU are a parasite using THEIR SOFTWARE.
THEY EXPLICITLY STATE, AND NO NOT GRANT YOU, the right to own the software, nor ANY RIGHT TO HOW YOU MAY USE IT.
Moreover, IT IS EXPLICITLY STATED in the Eula that they RETAIN THE RIGHT TO ENSURE THAT YOU ARE USING THEIR (not your), PURCHASED SOFTWARE "AS INTENEDED". (To paraphrase the actual words used.)
HOWEVER, what I LOVE MOST about Zone Labs is ....
They generate phony addresses, sending your phony messages, to TENS OF THOUSANDS OF UNUSED Ports that NO PROGRAM OR SERVICE OR MODULE IS EVEN LISTENING TO.
I'sn't that great??? You can count over 500 supposed "intrusions" were supposedly "prevented" by the same folks that you think you bought a Firewall from!
How else would you EVER BE MADE AWARE OF THE BASELESS IMAGININGS of Zone Labs, that you will believe that you "own" a "working" "Firewall"????
Exagerations and lies, you say of these statements!
As I mentioned,
I'm only a lowly programmer that coded everything from Assembler, and COBOL on Mainframes and Mini's, to simple languages, methodologies, and Frameworks, like C/SDK, C++/MFC, C#/MCL.
So, I'm sure your suspicions are correct, after all, why would a CIO assign a PH'D Graduate with years of math and programming to be a programmer I would mentor?
I'm sure you know best, and this has done nothing offer you a slanderous pack of baseless lies, that are totally founded on suspicions of a paraniod schizo, in dire need of medication, and a rubber padded cell.
Yeah. Your right.
This stuff is just a bunch of bull!!!!! Don't you hate people that think they know everything!!!! GOD! Shut your FACE HOLE already!!!! Your boring me.
I mean if this guy knows so much then why would he have bought all that stuff!!!!!!! YEAH!!! WHY!!!!!
Oh, just ignore him. He's looking for attention! He'll just say he had not used a few hundred bucks worth of "Firewalls", "Anti-Virus", and "Anti-Spyware"{ stuff before, so he bought it to find a good one.
WHAT A LIE!!!!!! I hate liars like that! don't you?
Hey Mod!!! Ban this guy. He a Lair and a Trouble-Maker!!!!!