Alle Wilders-kindertjes een hele leuke Sinterklaas toegewenst!!!

[Smokey]

Alle Wilders-kindertjes een hele leuke Sinterklaas toegewenst!!!!!!!


Translation: all Wilders-kids a very nice Saint Nicholas!!!!!!

[Smokey]

Bishop St. Nicholas is celebrated by many churches and by communities which have a Dutch heritage. On the Advent Sunday closest to St.Nicholas Day, December 6, some churches have St. Nicholas festivals, large or small, with the good saint himself appearing to greet children, give instruction and encouragement, and hand out treats for children of all ages. In some places he is a focus in worship and in others he is part of a special fellowship event. St. Nicholas may also be the inspiration for a special Advent project—one which shows his concern for justice and relief of suffering. These observances are most prevalent in Orthodox and Episcopal churches, though not uncommon in many others, as well.

http://stnicholas.kids.us/stnic/images/sint-arrive.jpg (http://stnicholas.kids.us/stnic/images/sint-arrive-wmaster.jpg)

St. Nicholas, as Sinterklaas, makes his appearance in towns and cities founded by Dutch settlers. There he usually comes in a parade, accompanied by Zwarte Pieten, as he does in the Netherlands. The Piets toss candy to bystanders along the parade route. After the parade, Sinterklaas greets children and gives them sweet treats. Some of the places where Sinterklaas is part of the season are Holland, Michigan; Pella and Orange City, Iowa; Fulton, Illinois; and German Sankt Nikolaus in New Ulm, Wisconsin.

[Smokey]

Example typical Dutch "Sinterklaas-gedicht".

(translation impossible)

Beste Jochen

Toen het paard de Sint weer eens liet staan
En hij wel met het openbaar vervoer moest gaan
Kwam hij toevallig over de campus
En wie zag hij daar door het raam van de bus

Alle hoofden van wie reisden
Bleken naar Jochen te wijzen

Na wat gekijk
Was voor de sint duidelijk dat Jochen de pyromaan moest zijn van deze wijk
Maar als je zo gek bent op vuur, ook in huis
Hoef je niet te laten branden het fornuis
Hier is dit niet voor bestemd
Dus voordat je weer naar het fornuis rent
Denk aan dit cadeau van de Sint
En bezint eer ge begint

Wat de Sint ook merkte
Is dat jij tot de vroege uurtjes doorwerkte
Of in ieder geval niet slaapt
En vaak laat nog iets uit de frituur schraapt
Dit soort gein
Is zeker niet goed voor de lijn
Ook is frituren zeker leuker samen met meer personen
Bijvoorbeeld mensen die met je in hetzelfde huis wonen
Kunnen ze eens spreken met je vriendin
Wat zou zijn een goed begin
Voor de eerste Nederlandse zin
Om te krijgen een betere band
Met het Nederland
Is dit cadeau uitgerust
Met de driekleur van het landje aan de Noordzeekust

Als het frituurvet
Het frituren belet
Is de koekenpan snel gepakt
In weinig tijd wordt er dan iets lekkers gebakt
Wel valt wel op
Dat Jochen weinig gebruik maakt van het sop
Pannen blijven de hele nacht staan
Waardoor alle vuil koekt aan
Dit is niet zo snugger
Het schoonmaken kan beter vlugger
Nu weet de sint
Dat iedereen hier wel moeite bij ondervindt
Dus zolang het maar wordt schoongemaakt
Er is namelijk niemand die altijd van ijver blaakt
Is er geen man overboord geraakt

[Smokey]

Saint Nicholas is arriving in the Netherlands with his own "stoomboot"

[Smokey]

Standard "Zwarte Piet"

[J at J]

Een hele fijne Sinterklaas
Voor de Wilders baas
En voor alle leden,
Nu, morgen, en in het verleden.

[Sputnik]

Lol, those guys in the first picture look quite stoned ;) Anyway, I keep myself avalable for some nice "filled speculaas" that's so incredible yummy.

[Smokey]

Running "Zwarte Pieten" horses

[Smokey]

The Horse of Saint Nicholas really loves this:

[Smokey]

-{ Quote: " ;) Anyway, I keep myself avalable for some nice "filled speculaas" that's so incredible yummy." }-
Only sweet little kids can ask for "lekkere speculaas":P

[Smokey]

-{ Quote: "Lol, those guys in the first picture look quite stoned" }-
They don't look stoned, they are...;D

[Cochise]

You would be arrested here in the UK for inciting racial hatred if you dressed up like this.........;D


Cochise,8) Cool 'Shades' are still OK though..

[Smokey]

-{ Quote: "You would be arrested here in the UK for inciting racial hatred if you dressed up like this.........;D
" }-
In the Netherlands the impossible is possible!;D ;D ;D :P

[Cochise]

LONG LIVE THE NETHERLANDS then........;D ;) :-*



Cochise,8) Hoorahing in Holland...

[slammer_JvA]

-{ Quote: "LONG LIVE THE NETHERLANDS then........;D ;) :-*



Cochise,8) Hoorahing in Holland..." }-


You're doing fine, Cochise 8) Keep it up! ;D

[Smokey]

-{ Quote: "LONG LIVE THE NETHERLANDS then........;D ;) :-*

Cochise,8) Hoorahing in Holland..." }-
You're invited to enjoy the Dutch liberties8)

[Cochise]

"Danke".........Leibers.......;D ;D :-*


Cochise,8) Overcome in Oslo.....

[Smokey]

Special Cochise sight-seeing Holland tour


Dutch studente

[Smokey]

Dutch joint

[Smokey]

Dutch beer

[Smokey]

Dutch lorry

[Smokey]

Dutch police-woman

[Smokey]

Dutch cheese

[Smokey]

Dutch coffeeshop

[Smokey]

Dutch prison

[Smokey]

End Cochise's Dutch sight-seeing tour

[Cochise]

I REALLY.......REALLY..........REALLY Need to go Dutch...........Help me......(Now where did I put my clogs?).......I'll even bring my own Windmill.......Arrest me...Arrest me...........Please.........


Cochise,8) Clipitty-Clopping in Old Amsterdam...

[Primrose]

Advocaat :P

[LetsDoitNow]

The Dutch are really funny.

BTW: Cochise, can i go with you?

Please?

After the very nice Smokey-sight-seeing tour i really love Holland.

Holland, here i come!

[LetsDoItNow]

Primrose,

that "advocaat" look really good, can i buy it outside Holland?

The superb combination, it must be a top-notch drink!!!!!

[Infinity]

bedankt Smokey en alle andere hier ;D Eindelijk kunne we hier es prate in ons eige taal ;D

manne maak er iets van en drink een Duvel op mijn koste OK?

:lurking:

[Infinity]

-{ Quote: "Advocaat :P" }-

hmmmmm :)

[ErikAlbert]

Smokey,
Your very first post applies to me too. I feel like a kid, when I write in English, but not anymore when I look at your post #22. ;D

[LetsDoIt]

Smokey,

question: is the police-woman on or off duty?

When she is on duty, i emigrate tomorrow to your lovely country!!!!!!!

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "I REALLY.......REALLY..........REALLY Need to go Dutch...........Help me......(Now where did I put my clogs?).......I'll even bring my own Windmill.......Arrest me...Arrest me...........Please.........


Cochise,8) Clipitty-Clopping in Old Amsterdam..." }-

Ok Chise,

Get a grip! Nursie Greta is gonna bring you some Dutch treats tomorrow. One is 5'2" and the other is 6'4". I'm sure they know the 'Windmill' routine. Handcuffs are optional!

Hiding behind the Dykes, So so ed

[Cochise]

Thanks for the Tour meine Hollanders......most educational.....trouble is, I'm depressed now.....I want to take my Skate-board and go back to College, I want drink that fally-down stuff out of a can, I want to be arrested, I want to be especially arrested by that Police Officer and then spend a lot of time with the two of us restoring the Jail to it's former glory.....I want....I want.......;D

As for that stuff you call Advocaat.......it's the only (I can't remember what I did yesterday) drink that you can eat with a knife and fork......putting it in bottles must be some kind of Dutch joke on the rest of the World.....it's impossible to get it all out!, We have this party game whereby we see who can get their tongue down to the bottom of the bottle, (Not easy, but fun and can also make the girls look at you in a different light)......My suggestion would be to put it in Cartons, that way you could rip the carton open and lick the stuff off the inside or at least get a spoon to it. Should this idea be taken up in Holland then I will expect to receive Royalties, or at least a free bottle now and then......;D :-* "Prost"....(In anticipation).....


Cochise,8) 'appy in Amsterdam...

[SSK]

Eh, meine is German... ;D

[Cochise]

Ich nicht spreche der Hollandische lingo Meine Kampfe......mein Englishe ist even Vurst mit Brot und Dutch cheese mit der hollen immer vitch von cut drive ein truck through.........es ist yust ein Blitisher Tommy choke.....;D ;D

The full translation of this can be found in......................in....errrr.....!!


Cochise,8) Linguisting in Lithuania.....(Master of Langwidgches)..

[Uguel707]

Looooooooooooooooool!
Cochise, you're very funny!!!;D

[Detox]

-{ Quote: "Ich nicht spreche der Hollandische lingo Meine Kampfe......mein Englishe ist even Vurst mit Brot und Dutch cheese mit der hollen immer vitch von cut drive ein truck through.........es ist yust ein Blitisher Tommy choke.....;D ;D

The full translation of this can be found in......................in....errrr.....!!


Cochise,8) Linguisting in Lithuania.....(Master of Langwidgches).." }-

Hmm I think the speech routines in my android must have manfunctioned. *sprays WD-40 in its ear and kicks it in the rear* That oughta fix it...

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Hmm I think the speech routines in my android must have manfunctioned. *sprays WD-40 in its ear and kicks it in the rear* That oughta fix it..." }-

Not to fear Chisenheinie...............Best ed is near. I had Frau Nursie, Annie Droid, duck tape your ears and the WD just trickled down to your shorts. Be extra careful when you go down the slidy chute at the playground today.

I do what I can in Playskool, Angelic ed

[Cochise]

Ahhhhhh!....Bred End........where would I be without your ministrations....You Canadoonians know just what to do at the moment it needs doing........that Detox personage should be very careful where he squirts his WD Forty...especially at his age.....it does'nt last forever, I'll have him know........there'll be tears before bedtime I'll be bound......"Little man you've had a busy day"........I know why your crying, I know why your blue, someone stole your kiddy-car away.....I know why your cryin', little man you've had a busy day.......Yada....yada....yada......

Must admit though, that 'WD' stuff worked......I did a quarter mile in 7.2 seconds off the end of the slide.....left a smokin' Yankee Dragster in my dust....


Cochise,8) Receiving treatment in Tehran....