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Triple Helix
December 1st, 2005, 04:16 PM
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can
see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a
holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his
name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is
Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with
some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny
porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and
perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult
with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called
Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to
borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the
world is this?"
(you're gonna love this)
(its a real treat)
(a masterpiece)

(wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His
old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you
are........)
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I
know you did!!! Have a Great day.
;D ;D

Primrose
December 1st, 2005, 10:47 PM
Well Whack my Patty ;D

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, Miss Whack wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus to go home from work.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large old Texan :lurking: who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Ronjor smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."


The bus driver turns around and says to me, "This old gal gets off at five,
Every time she catches flies. With a Quick nack Patty Whack, looking for a bone, That old Texan should have drove her home."


:P

Marja
December 2nd, 2005, 12:53 AM
ROFL! RONJOR! :o :o LOL!

Too too funny, guys! ;D

Paranoid2000
December 2nd, 2005, 02:52 AM
Tsk, tsk - a thread title like that would have been better served for dealing with the history of Marion Aken, aka Lindi St Clair, aka "Miss Whiplash" (http://www.johnbarber.com/legal1.html#lindi)...

Primrose
December 2nd, 2005, 08:36 AM
{QUOTE-> ROFL! RONJOR! :o :o LOL!

Too too funny, guys! ;D <-QUOTE}

That old gal woke up at four,
She found Ronjor at her door,
For his Nookie Nack
Patty wacked
Ronjor with a Bone
Unitl he posted
22,000 more.
;)


OH Wilma :-*
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