A Tinfoil Hat on Every Head

[ronjor]

This post is dedicated to Big Ed and Primrose. ;D

-{ Quote: "
When seeking the source of a mysterious malaise, few people would think to blame ions trapped in their mattress coils or cyclotronic resonance from the electrical system.

But if they did, they'd find products already on the market to allay their symptoms. " }-

Wired (http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,69640,00.html?tw=wn_1bizhead)

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "This post is dedicated to Big Ed and Primrose. ;D
" }-


You just left out Cochise from that dedication cause he showed you how to get free beers down there on the panhandle. :-* Now I am "cursed" to find a solution without smoke and mirrors. :lurking:

[ronjor]

Cochise may be in his bunker.

http://www.sciencetech.technomuses.ca/english/schoolzone/images/periscope.jpg

[Primrose]

Man I hope so..:o cause last night Big Ed forgot to use the pyramid tinfoil filters in the Mess Hall and all the Troops are infected. :-[

Can you spare me a dime ?:-[

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "last night Big Ed forgot to use the pyramid tinfoil filters" }-

Looks like he is busy this morning.

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Looks like he is busy this morning." }-

Yup..there he is.. I told him that spectrum analyser could not measure the precession of the elctrons in the outer most shell.. this is serious stuff and really needs the help of a 3.0T MRI

http://www.simplyphysics.com/MRIntro.html

The principal contraindications of the MRI procedure are mostly related to the presence of metallic implants in a patient. The risks of MRI scans increase with the used field strength. In general, implants are becoming increasingly MR safe and an individual evaluation is carried out for each case.

So I have been using only the approved hat these days..;)

[Primrose]

I think I found Cochise..he said something about no horseing around anymore and I should Paint by the numbers...he is holding up three fingers just now.. but I can't find that color on the pallet..can I substitute Sliver for tin.. or should I wait for Hi Ho Eddie before he gets away ? :lurking:

http://www.whirligig-tv.co.uk/tv/children/westerns/loneranger.htm

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "I think I found Cochise..he said something about no horseing around anymore and I should Paint by the numbers...he is holding up three fingers just now.. but I can't find that color on the pallet..can I substitute Sliver for tin.. or should I wait for Hi Ho Eddie before he gets away ? :lurking:

http://www.whirligig-tv.co.uk/tv/children/westerns/loneranger.htm" }-


Mork....calling....Ork!!

Come in Orson!!

Holy sh**! It's Wednesday agin!

Who needs coffee filters? I've had my 8 cups already this morning!

I hope Chise didn't get his scones toasted.

Wha...who...where!!

Wired in Rocky Feller Ctr, Woah ed

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Mork....calling....Ork!!

Come in Orson!!

Holy sh**! It's Wednesday agin!

Who needs coffee filters? I've had my 8 cups already this morning!

I hope Chise didn't get his scones toasted.

Wha...who...where!!

Wired in Rocky Feller Ctr, Woah ed" }-

Breaker beeker nano nano,

I need your recipe for hot crossed buns..Ronjor ate all the holes out of the donuts again . I am getting bad vibrations in my turntable and the 78's are starting to play backwards. :-[

Sound like a bad woofer on beans. :P

[ronjor]

There's trouble in Rivertown.
-{ Quote: "
Wearing a tinfoil hat to deflect government mind-control radio waves is even more foolish than most people think. According to several (apparent) students from MIT who tested several hat designs, there was "a 30 db amplification at 2.6 Ghz and a 20 db amplification at 1.2 Ghz, regardless of the position of the antenna on the cranium."

The students note that "the helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for 'radio location' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites."

The researchers speculate that the government is behind the rumour that tinfoil hats protect people from invasive radio signals in order to encourage their use and therefore to enhance the effectiveness of their radio control program.

We're no experts, but the researchers did admit to using Reynolds brand aluminum foil, rather than the classic tin foil, and we wonder if this could have skewed the results. We wonder also if a tinfoil propeller beanie might scatter the signals more effectively than a plain hat, and offer this humble suggestion for the benefit of the paranoiac community until further testing is complete.
" }-
The Register (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/11/tinfoil_hats_as_government_plot/)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "There's trouble in Rivertown.

The Register (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/11/tinfoil_hats_as_government_plot/)" }-

Au contraire my zagged lettered friend,

At this very moment the 'Bobbies' are employing a Battering Ram upon Cochise's abode aiming to confiscate any and all Beanies whilst he is getting his funnels resized by Nursie Simone.

Alas and alack in Tin Pan Alley, Tinsel ed

[ronjor]

I believe the Chief is horseback riding today. They will find no one home I'm afraid.

http://www.raptureready.com/photo/tulsa2/z56.jpg

[42g0]

On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets:
An Empirical Study (http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets:
An Empirical Study (http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/)" }-


Any Empirical Study Must be approved by bigc before disseminating. The 'Eduardo and Buckerino Univarsity', that bulwark of Professitorial rantings and spoutings, are patiently awaiting his wise, benificent, and pretentious pronouncement. Til then it's only theery!

Academicalizing in Madhattery, Proof ed

[Cochise]

-{ Quote: "Au contraire my zagged lettered friend,

At this very moment the 'Bobbies' are employing a Battering Ram upon Cochise's abode aiming to confiscate any and all Beanies whilst he is getting his funnels resized by Nursie Simone.

Alas and alack in Tin Pan Alley, Tinsel ed" }-

Put down the woman I love you Faschists......I didn't change my Religion to Welsh for nothing.......

(Goes off to don his foil helmet for foiling Faschists)


Signed, A Friend.....

[Cochise]

"HaHaaaa!".....Cochise enters from the left.......here I'am, back to do battle against the evil Ron of the Pointy thing......but wearing my 'Z' helmet that wiill only make me visible to the mentally stretched....

BEWARE THE FARCE IS WITH ME......I have wired myself to the coiled spring steel of my mattress........I'am now illegible.....(HA!HA!)..


Cochise,8) Foiling about in Florida..

[ronjor]

I'm sending more supplies to you in the bunker. This may be a long stretch here. :D

http://www.alfonzorivas.com/imgproduct/aluminio.jpg

[Cochise]

You needn't bother Ron.........I just made the mistake of getting to close to the Monitor and my head got stuck to the Screen......Luckily Wifey levered me off with a shovel.......I'll be OK once the Radiation burns wear off....the Hospital said it will take about a Year......


Scorchise,8) Sunburnt in Sonora....

(Picture of face stuck to screen before rescue)

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "I'm sending more supplies to you in the bunker. This may be a long stretch here. :D

http://www.alfonzorivas.com/imgproduct/aluminio.jpg" }-

Enough already!!

Feel free to forsake foisting further foil on our frantic femented friend Co-formage for forty or fifty feet of foil will finally finish the following freaky formation.

Fooey!!

Faking foolisness in Firth of Fourth, Fast eddie

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Enough already!!

Feel free to forsake foisting further foil on our frantic femented friend Co-formage for forty or fifty feet of foil will finally finish the following freaky formation.

Fooey!!

Faking foolisness in Firth of Fourth, Fast eddie" }-

Hmm..are there any cuss words in that statement or is it just time to check the baked beans ?



The outdoor Chef used to cuss his fate

Of blackened pots and toil

But now he grins and smokes his pipe......

He cooks it all in foil.

http://ccsquaredance.com/recipes.htm


Bane of the Beflaked

...screwed up hardware, and how it got that way.


http://www.x-omega.com/cotfh/curse/chapter1.html

[ronjor]

Found these at the Dollar Store. Perfect for the bunker. No chance of screen burn with these babies.

http://www.globaleffects.com/C_pages/Rental/Wardrobe/Headgear/HelmetsModern/Space/Other/MercurySilverHelmh.JPG

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Found these at the Dollar Store. Perfect for the bunker. No chance of screen burn with these babies.
" }-


I'm not sure about that..Buckie Beaner tried one of those in the bunker and blew the skin off his banana..;D Talk about burns.. my eyes are still blood shot and we had to screen him for Reentry. :P

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "I'm not sure about that" }-

Wrong food Primrose. You have to use these.

http://www.spacefoodsticks.com/spacefood/images/classicad.gif

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Wrong food Primrose. You have to use these.

" }-

I thought those were beef jerky until Steve told me they were dog chews..he still has not landed from his alien venture. I will have to try them on the cat.

Thanks :-*

[Primrose]

Here.... kitty kitty :-\

[BeetleBoss]

http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif........http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif

You guys are nuts!!

Its good to know, my cats are protected!!http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/BUBBLECHEW.GIF
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/4789/thehat4ci.jpg

http://bestsmileys.com/cats1/5.gif
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5788/spacekitty5gd.jpg

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "[CENTER]http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif........http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif

You guys are nuts!!

Its good to know, my cats are protected!!
" }-


You are going to need that special FARADAY CAGE these days to protect those cats..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faraday_cage

We have a special going on here at Wilders this week..you get a shampoo with a creme rinse for $24.95 and we throw in the cage and the bird.

:-*

It's buckie's day off so you will have to come back tomorrow for the blow dry.

[Marja]

PLEASE! THERE'S NO REASON YOU CAN'T BE STYLISHLY PROTECTED WITH ALUMINUM FOIL!

[Marja]

Just LOOK at all the fun you can have too!

Presents for anyone in the family!

What a find! ;D

[Mr.Blaze]

:o omg im not the only one ahead of my time

see now if the rest of the world would fall into place then they be considered normal instead of saying im not

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: ":o omg im not the only one ahead of my time

see now if the rest of the world would fall into place then they be considered normal instead of saying im not" }-


Yup..happens to all of them..just when they get comfy ;) :lurking:

[Cochise]

-{ Quote: "Here.... kitty kitty :-\" }-


HO!HO!HO!.........Primsy Wimsy....the ol' dynamite and cat joke.....I play the same joke on kids that pass 'The Home'.....their reactions have increased a tremendous amount.......Nursie Goodbody reckons the excitement helps us to digest our gruel......


Cochise,8) Lighting a 'stick' in Sidcup...

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "HO!HO!HO!.........Primsy Wimsy....the ol' dynamite and cat joke.....I play the same joke on kids that pass 'The Home'.....their reactions have increased a tremendous amount.......Nursie Goodbody reckons the excitement helps us to digest our gruel......


Cochise,8) Lighting a 'stick' in Sidcup..." }-

Well next time you and Nursie Goodbody go off experimenting for the sake of research with air bubbles, take Ed and I along please. ;) So we can report back to Ronjor.:lurking:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/health/healthmain.html?in_article_id=370045&in_page_id=1774

Buckie is working on a extra large Baked Bean tin can for the upper and lower quadrant that would make the long needles redundent.

[big ed]

Wooh!!

I'm reely glad that this isn't one of those 'Bizzaro' Threads that Mr Soily Pants was referring to elsewhere. Any time that we can take a 'Whack' at Ronnies bubble blowing skills and partake of Buckies Bubbly Beans it's two steps back...[EDIT]...fore wards in the interest of meaningful something or other!

After consuming Buckies incomparable beans I disagree with a famous quote so...."I choose to run"

Mad dash for Johnstown, Burpee ed

[ronjor]

Got this on sale. Not bad, eh?

http://kitschykoo.com/images/Ashtray_CowboyHat1.jpg

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Got this on sale. Not bad, eh?

http://kitschykoo.com/images/Ashtray_CowboyHat1.jpg" }-

Not bad attall Ronster,

Looks like a 'Blazing Saddle' reject!

[Marja]

Really COOL! Ronjor, um.......doorstop? ;D

[ronjor]

Caught me Marja. Dang! This is the real suit here---;D

http://www.firstdefense.com/html/imagePPU.JPG

[BeetleBoss]

Neat hat!!

[ronjor]

Thanks Cindy! Looks great! I do think Marja is carrying this too far though.

http://img6.photobucket.com/albums/v20/caitringi/redtin2.jpg

[BeetleBoss]

-{ Quote: "Thanks Cindy! Looks great! I do think Marja is carrying this too far though. " }-
http://www.foroedonkey.com/vb/images/smilies/pensando.gifHummm.......Marja taking it to far, huh??

Come on, Buddy......losen up a bit!!
http://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/BUBBLECHEW.GIF

http://www.dfulmer.com/daveynin/images/foil.jpg

[bigc73542]

attracts the power of the universe
http://www.pbase.com/image/28262046.jpg

[ronjor]

Very funny. >:( ;D
http://drue.com/wwbt/cat.tinfoil.hat.jpg

[bigc73542]

http://www.shout.net/~bigred/tinhat.jpg

[BeetleBoss]

http://users.telenet.be/honeybee1/sombrero.gifI wanted to add a bit of a Mexican flair to mine http://users.telenet.be/honeybee1/sombrero.gif

http://www.calvarychapel.com/auburn/images/School/Gallery/spirit%20week%20garbage%20bag-tin%20foil%20day.jpg

[bigc73542]

http://www.internetweekly.org/images/miss_prism.jpg

[bigc73542]

.....

[BeetleBoss]

.....and the 'home' lookhttp://www.wilderssecurity.com/images/other/SMILEEYEBROW.GIF

http://dilbretta.blogs.com/my_scoop/foil.jpg

[ronjor]

-{ Quote: "I wanted to add a bit of a Mexian flair to mine" }-

You may need this with that rig Cindy.

http://www.picassoamerica.com/catalog/images/snorkel_vortice.jpg

[BeetleBoss]

Nice chandelier

http://users.telenet.be/honeybee1/smiley88.gif

http://www.apleasantpresent.com/Holiday/Chanukah/Decorations/Large/Foil%20Decoration.jpg





Or......its a lovely party hat!!
http://www.apleasantpresent.com/Holiday/Chanukah/Decorations/Large/Foil%20Decoration.jpg
http://users.telenet.be/honeybee1/smiley88.gif

[Marja]

-{ Quote: "Thanks Cindy! Looks great! I do think Marja is carrying this too far though.

http://img6.photobucket.com/albums/v20/caitringi/redtin2.jpg" }-


HEY! THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET A RADIO STATION UP HERE......GEEESH!:P

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "HEY! THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET A RADIO STATION UP HERE......GEEESH!:P" }-
Well if you want to pick up alot of stations, you might need this model.

[Marja]

GREAT! I MIGHT GET TV AND A UFO RIDE WITH THAT ONE!

AWESOME CONSTRUCTION JOB THERE!;D

[beetlejuice]

-{ Quote: "GREAT! I MIGHT GET TV AND A UFO RIDE WITH THAT ONE!
;D" }-

Be careful chasing those wild animals/aliens in the wilderness Marja. :o

[Longboard]

ROFLMAO

Stop please.

I got a message through the filling in my third right bottom molar telling me to come check out this thread.

My controller wants me to leave this forum and never come back:o

Season's wsihes ( or even wishes)

29 Degrees C here today. Good swell. Children relatively normal.
All well.

Regards

[ronjor]

NEW RFID Blocking Wallet (http://www.rpi-polymath.com/ducttape/RFIDWallet.php)

http://www.rpi-polymath.com/ducttape/rfidwallet_small.gif]

[Me-Marja]

Brings new meaning to the age old question-

"What's in Your Wallet?"

;D

[beetlejuice]

This would just have to get you a good frisking at the airport. :o

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "This would just have to get you a good frisking at the airport. :o" }-


Don't tell Cochise.....he really likes being frisked!!

Foiled again by Dudley Do-right, DJ ed

[Cochise]

-{ Quote: "Don't tell Cochise.....he really likes being frisked!!

Foiled again by Dudley Do-right, DJ ed" }-


Too right Neddy...........A frisk a day helps you work rest and play.......if there is one thing I'm partial to it's Frisking........


Cochise,8) Frisky in 'Frisco....

[Marja]

Ummm, not sure what this guy is doing, but he is using foil!

AND seems to have wrapped his car in a giant trash bag, ya think he "foiled' anyone? :P

[beetlejuice]

Looks like a really cheap car conversion kit. :o

[Primrose]

-{ Quote: "Ummm, not sure what this guy is doing, but he is using foil!

AND seems to have wrapped his car in a giant trash bag, ya think he "foiled' anyone? :P" }-


Only the Moose ;D

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "Only the Moose ;D" }-


Wow Primly,

Great bit of defensive driving!! What happenedto the Moose?

[Marja]

THAT'S A HOOD ORNAMENT, YA SILLY!

[big ed]

-{ Quote: "THAT'S A HOOD ORNAMENT, YA SILLY!" }-


Hey....it's Marjeeee!!

You Saquatchians prolly wud use sumpin like dat but us Flatlanders are a bit mor practical!!

Practically in Pamona, Pretty ed:wacko: